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How do you handle a horrible kisser???sad_smile
Aaaargh 1397 reads
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I just had a session with one of those horrible kissers and it ruined my mood so much I had to cancel another one after. The guy just stuck his long huge gross tongue in my mouth and did not move. I tried everything but that's all he was willing to do. Stick the tongue in and wait for my reaction. What do you do with that? I tried to rotate away from him but nothing helped, he kept coming back for more. The longest 60 minutes of my life. After getting tongue raped like that I had to watch an hour of porn and the experience is still not erased from my mind so you can imagine how bad it was!

So what do you ladies and gents do when you meet a horrible kisser? How do you handle it?

Oh and I swear this is not related to the dentures post before me! :D

I feel a little better after this rant. I just hope he doesn't read this and recognize himself...

...how to tell him during his session (other than to just tell him politely) but you should email him before he wants to see you again. If you don't, he will want to know why you don't want to see him. It's better to tell him before he asks.

Drunken-Insertion239 reads

BITE IT GENTLY to the point where it induces slight pain.  I bet he/she will retract that shit asap ;)

If he/she asks why you bit, then just claim it is your fetish. Keep doing it and hope that it helps mentally associate the act of sticking tongue in your mouth equal to pain.  Dude probably won't stick that tongue as long or as often... after that incident. LMFAO

Aaaargh227 reads

You my friend are crazy! I love it!

Posted By: Drunken-Insertion
BITE IT GENTLY to the point where it induces slight pain.  I bet he/she will retract that shit asap ;)

If he/she asks why you bit, then just claim it is your fetish. Keep doing it and hope that it helps mentally associate the act of sticking tongue in your mouth equal to pain.  Dude probably won't stick that tongue as long or as often... after that incident. LMFAO

It filled my mouth, but I kinda like sucking on her tongue, and she never retracted it for awhile.

A saw her  a couple of times LOL.  

If you don't like it, just tell him "let's kiss, but I'm not too much into tongue.".

salonpas238 reads

.....and it pissed me off! So it works both ways! Either grin and bear it or tell him you don't like it!

I think that some people might need a lesson or two...so I just turn it around and show them how I like it. Many mature gentlemen might have been kissing the same way for decades. We have the opportunity to share with them our skills and special talents. So I would just pop right up climb on top of him and say "Let me show you how I kiss!"
I don't do porn though.  I would rather be the PS for them.  Same thing with toys, as I rarely use them. I say, "I am the toy!"

Take control of your session so that you are also  enjoying yourself and then your mood will improve.
xoxo
Sexy

Aaaargh245 reads

That's what I'll have to do next time. Stealing your line.

I see now the porn part was confusing... I watched it alone after he left... I was hoping to feel better but even porn didn't help and I'm pretty much a porn junkie. :D

Posted By: Sexy Carolina
I think that some people might need a lesson or two...so I just turn it around and show them how I like it. Many mature gentlemen might have been kissing the same way for decades. We have the opportunity to share with them our skills and special talents. So I would just pop right up climb on top of him and say "Let me show you how I kiss!"
I don't do porn though.  I would rather be the PS for them.  Same thing with toys, as I rarely use them. I say, "I am the toy!"

Take control of your session so that you are also  enjoying yourself and then your mood will improve.
xoxo
Sexy

I think I'd give you a lousy kiss just to that lesson... sounds hot!

Aaaargh252 reads

Why, did you just stick your tongue into someone's mount in NC today? ;) Nope, that's not me.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Daniel_San210 reads

Your alias name is very nc.

Aaaargh198 reads

No, just my frustrated grunt. I thought that was universal. Hah! I'm on the East Coast.

Posted By: Daniel_San
Your alias name is very nc.

Daniel_San234 reads

I'm not tongue boy...just something about your alias name?  Where it is a first down....

HonestProvider340 reads

1.)  Slobber guy.  He makes his mouth as wet and sloppy as possible and lets the juices flow all over my face.  Last time, his spit was literally running down my face and dripping onto my neck.  Fortunately, hes good at DATY lol!

2.)  The peckerwood.  This one has absolutely no lips to speak of, a dry sandpaper tongue, his mouth has no saliva, and he pecks at my lips like a bird.  He does DATY the same way.  Dry, no tongue, just pecks awkwardly.  And for the guy (who is probably ready this), yes-- Im talking about you!!!

Aaaargh181 reads

ROFLMAO!!! I know both types! Yikes!

Posted By: HonestProvider
1.)  Slobber guy.  He makes his mouth as wet and sloppy as possible and lets the juices flow all over my face.  Last time, his spit was literally running down my face and dripping onto my neck.  Fortunately, hes good at DATY lol!

2.)  The peckerwood.  This one has absolutely no lips to speak of, a dry sandpaper tongue, his mouth has no saliva, and he pecks at my lips like a bird.  He does DATY the same way.  Dry, no tongue, just pecks awkwardly.  And for the guy (who is probably ready this), yes-- Im talking about you!!!

Guess he wanted DFK in the best way. I don't know, maybe its his thing to tongue wrestle. I never did care too much about kissing, I am a DFK kinda guy. I can skip the romantic LFK. I just jump to the DFK and skip all the silly pecking. Every body got their thing. He might have been a bad kisser to you, but I also think you were a bad kisser to him. Just MO.

Aaaargh180 reads

I wish... Then he would have stopped. He said 3 or 4 times "I love kissing you" before finally realizing that I was in agony... But I agree with you. Someone's worst nightmare could be another's dream come true.
So any ladies up for tongue wrestling, I've got the hookup, just PM me. :)

Posted By: McDonald000
He might have been a bad kisser to you, but I also think you were a bad kisser to him. Just MO.

Why have a guy go through life as a horrible kisser without helping him?

Obviously, every woman has different tastes and what one lady likes another won't; but there are certain basics that are close enough to universal.

Barring kissing lessons, get him a copy of The Art of Kissing. It's small change compared to most ladies' rates.

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