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justanillusion 575 reads
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My earlier post was more for shits (pun intended) and giggles. It is not hard to get accurate measurements, but I will say this, I leave off any measurements and let my images do the talking. Why? Because some guys have no idea what they translate to in terms of what he gets. Again, not saying guys are stupid, but some even have no idea of height to weight ratio and as soon as they see anything over 135, they think "fatty"

MeinarschunddeinGesicht2131 reads

.......Have you ever noticed that providers tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their weight than about anything else in their descriptions and pictures?  For instance, even if pictures show an hourglass waist, she might list herself as 5'3", 135lb.  At 5'3", 135 pounds, even if it's not exaggerated, this is not a lithe woman!

Another thing I've noticed is that if a waist measurement is listed as anything over 26 inches (say 28 inches) or their hip measurement as anything over 36"  (say 38"), you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant overweight issue, if not out-and-out obesity.

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MeinarschunddeinGesicht809 reads

http://www.eros-minn.com/files/318321.htm

If this goes to the general Eros page, look for Brandi.  Stats are 36-26-36 with height at 5'4" and weight 150lb.  Do the math.

(and btw, the troll comment is why I don't post on this board much and may well regret that I did again.)

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Back_In_Black733 reads

A ha ha ha ha , they're bringing scales now ! Watch out ladies ...this ain't the Borgata !

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anonymousfun732 reads

If you really believe some of the measurements posted on Eros, the provider would look like something other than a human. Not too long ago  I saw a height 2" 5' instead of 5' 2"

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Back_In_Black632 reads

Is in the crapper . Half of Mexico is crossing the Mississippi river and your playing with your tape measure ? Now " have I ever wondered " ,  ummmmmm nope couldn't give a shit ! Those r the girls that give great blowjobs ! U have to make  sub categories ! And as long as she has good teeth and is pretty , her bottom hour doesn't matter . What r u anyway a freaking dress maker. U read panthera12 post and got this idea didn't u ???????? That's plagiarism , and stop picking on the "beach ball" girls ! And remember , bug girls , more custom when or a pushin  built in pillow. Now go save the world.  

Posted By: MeinarschunddeinGesicht
.......Have you ever noticed that providers tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their weight than about anything else in their descriptions and pictures?  For instance, even if pictures show an hourglass waist, she might list herself as 5'3", 135lb.  At 5'3", 135 pounds, even if it's not exaggerated, this is not a lithe woman!  
   
 Another thing I've noticed is that if a waist measurement is listed as anything over 26 inches (say 28 inches) or their hip measurement as anything over 36"  (say 38"), you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant overweight issue, if not out-and-out obesity.

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justanillusion846 reads

Have you ever noticed that hobbyists tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their hygiene than about anything else?  For instance, even if their underwear shows a small poop stain, he might list himself "clean".  A small poop stain, even if it's not exaggerated, can still pose an issue!  
 
Another thing I've noticed is that if a poop stain is listed as anything over a smudge (say a smear) , you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant stain issue, if not out-and-out crapped his pants.

Take this in the humorous manner it was written. It's called reciprocity and sometimes it can funny.

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Dr Who revived736 reads

Do these guys run ads on BP...or is there some special site that they use?

I'll bet these same dudes promise to pay to give a hooker 10 big O's too?

Where is MadamePatricia....she is the queen of shit play...smile 4 me  ;)

Posted By: justanillusion
Have you ever noticed that hobbyists tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their hygiene than about anything else?  For instance, even if their underwear shows a small poop stain, he might list himself "clean".  A small poop stain, even if it's not exaggerated, can still pose an issue!  
   
 Another thing I've noticed is that if a poop stain is listed as anything over a smudge (say a smear) , you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant stain issue, if not out-and-out crapped his pants.

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MeinarschunddeinGesicht706 reads

Funny, too!

I've seen other descriptions like this that make me cringe for the other side of the provider-hobbyist interaction.  I'm just glad when it all works out the way we both want it to.

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London Rayne622 reads

From your example, I don't know how she could possibly weigh that much. My stats are about the same, but I am shorter and she still has 30 lbs on me. Maybe if it's all muscle, very possible or if she has big legs. I tend to carry all my weight in my upper body

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Back_In_Black672 reads

Top 1 isn't her or is photoshopped . The others , 1 in jeans ( okay she's cute) but an old pic . Because it doesn't match the next pic she us heavier now. And why do I say that ? Because of "her " text ! Blah blah blah " you can't resist my pretty face" ages telling that she is heavy ! Next.

Posted By: London Rayne
From your example, I don't know how she could possibly weigh that much. My stats are about the same, but I am shorter and she still has 30 lbs on me. Maybe if it's all muscle, very possible or if she has big legs. I tend to carry all my weight in my upper body.  
   
   
 

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Back_In_Black593 reads

Also photo 1 , thin fingers , photo 2 tan and cheeks are thinner than , photo 3 in which she gas NO TAN and her face is fuller than photo 2 ! But again who knows when they were taken and who cares ! I still don't get the "point" of this thread !

Posted By: Back_In_Black
Top 1 isn't her or is photoshopped . The others , 1 in jeans ( okay she's cute) but an old pic . Because it doesn't match the next pic she us heavier now. And why do I say that ? Because of "her " text ! Blah blah blah " you can't resist my pretty face" ages telling that she is heavy ! Next.  
   
Posted By: London Rayne
From your example, I don't know how she could possibly weigh that much. My stats are about the same, but I am shorter and she still has 30 lbs on me. Maybe if it's all muscle, very possible or if she has big legs. I tend to carry all my weight in my upper body.    
     
     
 

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cspatz680 reads

ell done.

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anonymousfun684 reads

How to wipe their ass.  

Aren't they too young for you?

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justanillusion759 reads

Funny thing is you only discover it after they have arrived and the poopy undies knows no age limit. I wan playing off the OP's post and to his credit, he got it the humor.

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OSP644 reads

Are of a girl who left a brown smudge on my sheets lol

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justanillusion694 reads

Regardless of who did it. I am sorry you had to see that.

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Back_In_Black708 reads

Jenny Craig and tell her you'll see her in 6 months ! She said she's 150 , And she gets 250. What more do u want ? Oh I know , that's why the really hot 1s want 1k. !!!!!!!! Yup that's how this shit works .

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Heathergfe704 reads

But it seems like a lot of fellows love my obesity. To be honest I haven't seen 135 lbs since high school. So what is your point? You like spinners, good for you. I don't think the majority of guys have the exact same parameters as you in their tastes so for them this "dealing with " us obese girls is not a huge problem.    

Posted By: MeinarschunddeinGesicht
.......Have you ever noticed that providers tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their weight than about anything else in their descriptions and pictures?  For instance, even if pictures show an hourglass waist, she might list herself as 5'3", 135lb.  At 5'3", 135 pounds, even if it's not exaggerated, this is not a lithe woman!  
   
 Another thing I've noticed is that if a waist measurement is listed as anything over 26 inches (say 28 inches) or their hip measurement as anything over 36"  (say 38"), you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant overweight issue, if not out-and-out obesity.

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MeinarschunddeinGesicht586 reads

Posted By: Heathergfe
But it seems like a lot of fellows love my obesity. To be honest I haven't seen 135 lbs since high school. So what is your point? You like spinners, good for you. I don't think the majority of guys have the exact same parameters as you in their tastes so for them this "dealing with " us obese girls is not a huge problem.    

The point is quite simple:  I like honesty.  I am sorry you can't see that, but there it is.  For what it's worth, I see that your P411 profile lists you at 5'6" and 150lb with body type "Curvy".  From what I can see, you are being accurate and honest.  That's all I could ask.  OTOH, your TER body type is listed as "athletic".  I think your self-assessment is much more honest and accurate than that reviewer.

Also, don't get me wrong.  I am sometimes very ready to go for the non-spinner types exactly like you.  That was not my point.

Again, this is the reason I hate to post on this forum.  Everyone wants to take everything the wrong way or is over-sensitive about honest, relatively benign postings.  Just sayin'

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breannabreeze671 reads

I guess that means I am too, though I'm almost 6' and a 26" or below waist would make me look anorexic.  

Posted By: Heathergfe
But it seems like a lot of fellows love my obesity. To be honest I haven't seen 135 lbs since high school. So what is your point? You like spinners, good for you. I don't think the majority of guys have the exact same parameters as you in their tastes so for them this "dealing with " us obese girls is not a huge problem.    
   
Posted By: MeinarschunddeinGesicht
.......Have you ever noticed that providers tend to be at least a modicum more honest about their weight than about anything else in their descriptions and pictures?  For instance, even if pictures show an hourglass waist, she might list herself as 5'3", 135lb.  At 5'3", 135 pounds, even if it's not exaggerated, this is not a lithe woman!  
     
  Another thing I've noticed is that if a waist measurement is listed as anything over 26 inches (say 28 inches) or their hip measurement as anything over 36"  (say 38"), you can pretty much be certain that you're going to be dealing with a significant overweight issue, if not out-and-out obesity.

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MeinarschunddeinGesicht614 reads

You are exactly what I am NOT talking about.  It appears that you are imminently honest and accurate in your self-description.  Another way to say it is I wish all providers were as professional and honest as you are in their ads.  Also, don't jump to conclusions about my preferences.  One of my atfs has a body type very similar to yours.  It is just that we all feel that we have the right to know more or less what to expect.  If you go to look at a car that someone advertises as good on gas and what they show you is a nice car but one that gets 14mpg, you'd feel that you were mislead, wouldn't you?

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justanillusion576 reads

My earlier post was more for shits (pun intended) and giggles. It is not hard to get accurate measurements, but I will say this, I leave off any measurements and let my images do the talking. Why? Because some guys have no idea what they translate to in terms of what he gets. Again, not saying guys are stupid, but some even have no idea of height to weight ratio and as soon as they see anything over 135, they think "fatty"

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joebunda90871 reads

you are dealing with a woman that has real curves instead of looking like a boy with tits.

Personally I don't like to feel her ribs poking me, and a nice round ass really gets me going.  YMMV

JB

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OSP633 reads

About their stats. I once saw a girl, who was chosen because of her stats, who turned out to be a seriou fat_ass. As it turns out, though, the reviewers were as much at fault as she for not reporting the physical changes.

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Back_In_Black680 reads

PHAT ! .:).:).:).:).:)

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Back_In_Black744 reads

Awwwww , thank you . xoxo .:).:).:).:).:).

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