Why are providers so reluctant about Greek. Most wont do Greek unless heavily and I mean heavily tipped. One of the main reason I see provider because my worse half wont.
Frankly I was watching a little porn this weekend (no excuses), and those guys were inserting large things in there, and the girls plainly weren't enjoying it. In fact, caught on camera was one of the girls (thinking she was not on camera) basically begging the guy to pull out.
Now, ironically, I have a greek appointment tomorrow. It'll basically be my first tour of this odd land. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. She's apparently a huge fan of it. But I'm dubious.
Well to be perfectly blunt about it, because it can hurt pretty badly if you're not used to it, and if the guy doesn't know what he's doing. You can cause yourself permanent damage to an area we all need to function on a daily basis. Try it sometime my dear, I'm sure you'll agree that in terms of comfort level, it's just not on the same level as other sex acts!
Having said all that, there are ways and means, (namely lube, lube, lube and then lube some more,and for God's sake start slowly,) and there are some of us out there who really do like it. I guess the solution to your dilemma would be to find that provider who does enjoy it and just keep coming back.
It brings to mind a recent client, maybe 22 or 23 years old, I had the pleasure of being his first Greek experience - he was sooo excited it really made it one of the more memorable experiences I've had too. And we got it all on videotape for him! Ah,the memories..
I have always felt that if they charge more for it, then they are either greedy or do not enjoy it, so it is not worth my hard earned $$ to pay extra for it. On the other hand, if they enjoy it, so do I, and I am likely to tip more when I enjoy it more.
another 27% do "sometimes", so that tells us something. 77% of hobbyists at least approve of Greek. That is a lot more than voted for Einstein Dubya Bush. It is about the total literate population. That is most of us plus 25%. Personally, I do not look for Greek for several left-brained reasons, but that is really none of my business. I don't want to hurt anybody with Mr Schlong: #1 Condoms do break, and that entryway has been a major element in spreading HIV and Hepatitus (sp?) to the recipient and/or schlongholder. Those epidemics are not exactly over. There is a general hygiene issue on top of it. #2 I do not believe in inflicting pain or risk upon any provider. Most say it hurts, as I can certainly imagine. No schlong or vibrator is ever going up my backside, not if I can help it. #3 Serious anatomical damage is not unheard of, and there are providers out there from the porn industry who wear diapers by age 25 because of ruptured sphincters (sp?). Think about that for a nightmare. It is a horrible life experience to be diaper-bound. Put on a pair of Depends for a day if you want to feel totally depressed and like 90-plus years old. #4 What is the point? Doggie works fine if you like the view, and the view is great often. Vaginal muscle training can keep the usual entrance tight as well. Wives ought to do that, in between eating too much food and getting fat. BJs can be a lot more sensuous with much less work for a guy. Wives love bjs if someone else does them and wives are experimenting with new virtual bbjs. The bottom line, though, is that many many hobbyists & providers like Greek and seek it out, with or without a $ premium. Greek is not an unusual cultural behavior at all. It is much more normal than being a selfish Republican asshole. LOL
An acquaintance's Net firm is actually developing a website of reviewed Greek providers, for a summer launching in the interest of cultural progress and hard science, with some 500 such ladies in North America and regular Greek-updates, if you know where to look. As Fox Mulder said, the Greek vixens are out there.
O.k., a few times I have known hot coeds whose bottoms were so incredibly sexy that I could not resist, but I first bit them on the bottom, and made them sign an Informed Consent and lubed up thoroughly, before drilling for oil or whatever. LOL It was no big deal. A good time was had by all. That is the curse of having an awesome bubble butt. It attracts monster schlongs! LOL
The poster here was perhaps brave to ask, but to some extent has been unfairly abused and given no answers. Send me a PM JungleBliss, tell me your cities of interest, and I'll anonymously send you some names & contact info since I have access to the new upcoming Greek website, and can paste this to you. There are some very nice ladies who simply prefer Greek, and will not make you take out a home equity loan. The several I know personally are gorgeous and as normal as it gets. We have coffee at Starbucks, discuss politics, and ponder how the US has become a government of assholes who disapprove their own use.
I know the feeling when the spouse gives up sex after the honeymoon. It is the brainless breeding gene, as if 6 billion humans were not enough to screw up the entire planet !!! Read about it on the Erotic Humor Board. LOL There is a great book out called "The Myth of Monogamy" that is terrific summer reading for hobbyists, providers, and S.O.'s everywhere, in paperback, at Borders and B&N. Get it soon, before Texans Against Brain Motion take over the world and reduce us all to the level of Forrest Gump and John Ashcroft.
He's talking about a situation where someone has their sphincter stretched sooooooo much and SO often that the muscles never have a chance to recover and finally give up... and that, from all I have read and personally experienced, is very very rare. I know women who have anal sex every day who are healthy as horses. I mean this would have to be... let's see maybe if you shoved a butt plug the size of a salad plate up your ass and left it there for a week... that might do it. But your average penis would not... and even a big one for ten minutes, would not.
I don't require tips for any "acts"... that's illegal honey! I am paid for my time only, and within my time I will do darned near anything. I won't even attempt greek if a gentleman is HUGE because I really do have a hard time with it. I *can* love and do once my body relaxes, but I have this involuntary tightening up stage that is WICKED, and I haven't yet learned how not to do that. If a gentleman is willing to go slow... and I mean extremely slow... I mean pretty much staying in one place with no movement while maintaining an erection for two or three minutes until my body decides it's ok to relax.... THEN I'm willing to go for it. And after five minutes I'll be loving it as much as you do!
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I mean this would have to be... let's see maybe if you shoved a butt plug the size of a salad plate up your ass and left it there for a week... that might do it. But your average penis would not... and even a big one for ten minutes, would not.