Ladies.. Please don't do a sneak attack on my butt...
I love a good blow job. I like it when you hold the shaft, and do my balls...
Then you get behind them. Close to the taint.. You know?
I am under your spell as you.....
Then BAM! Tongue in my butt!?!?! NOT COOL!

Most people do not like uninvited penetration. Some people hate anal play. No one should be sticking their tongue or anything else where it is not invited. Any woman that started frenching my ass would find me getting dressed and very upset. Ladies you don't like it when guys stick things up your ass without consent, it goes both ways.

to prevent that from happening again.

i love a good rusty trombone..trouble is most ladies prefer the flute..

Especially during a Peter Pan and Captain Hook fantasy roleplay.

Personally, I like it if a girl appreciates my input, but a sneak attack isn't awesome.  Mostly, because I'd be worried it wasn't clean as a whistle.  Or at least a trombone.

When a girl is that close I fully expect that a finger or a tongue will find it's way near that hole.  
I'm talking about a little finger no dildo that's for sure, homey don't play like that. I can certainly appreciate the surprise factor though.

For her to assume (no pun intended) that I want a prostate massage is about as presumptuous as me assuming she loves Greek.

We will simply consider your butt as Never-Never Land.

I am not going anywhere near a dude's ass that's not paying my fkin mortgage! Poor Hound bwahhahaha. Sorry dude, but you brought some memories back to my adolescent years. I busted the sneak attack and that fker kicked me in the head! I flew off the bed!!

I always say Rasha, Lina, Katie or Ashley Taylor. Genuine people, hot as hell!

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Respectfully

I would have paid to see that knee-jerk reaction. Flying London Rayning down on the floor.

"you know you hobby in NYC when..." Not sure exactly when DATO became the new bbbj there, but it did.  

The relevant point is Captain Hook had a hook for a hand. Hook…probing…unpleasant surprise.  The fact that the crocodile bit off his hand in the first place doesn’t come into play here. We should reserve that part of the story for a toothy bj thread.

Now a hook would get you fed the hungy crocodile. LOL

Hound really needs Tinker Bell to play with his Lost Boys..

Although I've never suffered from a "Pearl Harbor on my Poop Chute."  I was with one gal who was skilled at prostate massage so I tried it.  Did nothing for me.  Then, during a three-way, my ATF jumped behind me and started rimming me.  I loved her spontaneity but.  It did noting for me.  I wish it did.  That said, I love to play with a lady's butthole if it turns her on.  Love to sneak a finger in while doin' doggy.  But I'll pretty much let her do whatever turns her on.  As long as it doesn't involve a strap-on.

thinking of that!  

Love having my ass hole licked!!!! Hate to ask,  some girls are offended.  Guess I have too because you guys are making them scared to do something so great.  Thanks for nothing. Wouldn't mind the finger,  but with long nail and no lube? Had that once.  

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

Ladies.. Please don't do a sneak attack on my butt...  
 I love a good blow job. I like it when you hold the shaft, and do my balls...  
 Then you get behind them. Close to the taint.. You know?  
 I am under your spell as you.....  
 Then BAM! Tongue in my butt!?!?! NOT COOL!  
   
 Just because the porch is clean. Doesn't mean you can walk through the door!  
 It's yucky.

and learn to enjoy the very profound pleasure.

Will, I think that rimming with oral or using what I call the "Praying Mantis" position is the ultimate to heaven and back. Being in Nursing and knowing a bit more about anatomy I guess has given me the edge on this and the prostate massage,

I am sooooo tired of the whole "I don't like it so it sucks if you do" crap.  Personally, I don't dig getting rimmed either.  It doesn't feel bad but it does nothing for me.  But "demasculating?"  Give me a break.

another crazy baby

I've got a low volume partner with whom I am happy  to rim and be rimmed by one another. She has grown to like anal and I have even accepted her giving me prostate massage.  It's a nice mix of extreme and common that makes fucking an ATF an amazing time

Wow. I have never received this much negative feedback. Maybe someone is not doing something right. However, If you don't like  it, you just don't. I am not sure what age you guys are, not that it matters, and I do have respect for everyone's opinion. I personally do not like rimming my self or Greek.
However, just about every repeat client I have loves the praying mantis position. This is where I can lick the anus and milk the penis. The legs get week, I have to turn the person I am over on their back, they raise their legs like they are having a baby so I can get down there while taking care of Mr. Happy with my hands, I can feel the inside rising and then a tremendous explosion.
I may not be for everyone. Not many providers are willing to do this nor do they know how and that is the key. Let me just say it fun to play around, everyone is different, however I do have a following for this. It is easy and fun for me. I enjoy seeing the pleasure it brings to my date. And I have to say you have to have a lot of trust in the person who is giving, like me to be able to totally relax and enjoy the experience. That is it for now. All my best. Kelley White

You did not get negative anything, because you did not START the thread. This is not about what our clients like...it is about what Hound does NOT like. No offense, but many guys don't want to see providers who lick every guy's ass. Hell, many don't want to see those of us who even do CIM. If a guy finds his own ass gross, he does not want anyone going there, I suppose. You said you don't like being rimmed or greek, so what is so hard to fathom about someone else not liking those things?