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CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 285 reads
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when you turn the water on you are trying to hide something... the sound of texting, the sound of smoking from a pipe, the washing of your va jay jay, fixing a sponge, going #2 and cleaning.. etc  lol

but it seems weird...


johnshoemaker1454 reads

This provider, otherwise nice, in the begining of the session (my hotel), went to the bathroom for 10 minutes with her bag, when she came out, she didnt take a shower, even though I heard water running. you can tell from the skin, I did not only look at her hair, since one may take a shower without wetting the hair.

that is fine, she tasted nice even without the shower.

But then, when taking a breather (yeah I am old), she went to the bathroom again for 25 minutes this time, heard water running, but she also didnt take a shower.  I did ask her to extend it for 20 mintues for free due to her bathroom time, she agreed.

so its not about her slacking off the clock. I kept wondering what the heck she was doing in there???

my initial assumption was that she was doing drugs? is there any other possibilities? have you had this before?

thanks

JS

Maybe her stomach was off, and she didn't want you to hear her taking a dump?

Or drugs.

Whaaaaaaambulance368 reads

Unless she came out agitated she probably wasn't doing drugs, she was probably hiding her period or fiddling around cleaning her pussy.

aliaslover#1336 reads

I once went to visit a highly reviewed provider now retired and apparently happily married with children. I arrived at her location and she told me she would be in the bathroom for a minute, she must have been in there for 30+minutes, so I went in to check on her, I opened the door and she had a needle in her arm. Scared the HELL out of me, I threw on my clothes and bailed.

Went to squat, yawned, and took a little siesta.

Don't feel bad. Unless it becomes a habit with the other ladies you see. Then it's on you, pal. lol!

because she is trying to cover up the sound of something - shitting, taking phone calls, texting, singing "In the rythm of the night" while doing the Funky Chicken...who knows.

Turning on the water in the bathroom for extended periods of time, a timeless trick. I've used it myself.

when you turn the water on you are trying to hide something... the sound of texting, the sound of smoking from a pipe, the washing of your va jay jay, fixing a sponge, going #2 and cleaning.. etc  lol

but it seems weird...


Could be active bladder.  Or she might be smoking in the bathroom.
I've had a provider did this to me too, but she was not clock-watching.
She said she potty

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A 30-minute piss?  That's not just an active bladder.  That's a bladder that's so huge it must occupy her entire abdomen!

You didn't read me clearly.  I said active bladder + "other things" - that could include smoking and flushing the cigarettes.  It does take awhile for smoking 1-2 cigarettes.  She could be vomiting or puking.

My joke may have been lame, but that's all it was...not a criticism of your post, or a real attempt to answer it.  'Kay?


I fidget a lot and end up drinking more colas than normal which causes my bladder to be more active.  I always compensate but one time I had to pee every 2 mins so I am glad that it was a slow day and I limit my colas and drink water instead.

... when someone smokes in a confined space, no matter how high the fan is, the non-smoker will smell it a mile away. Just the few wisps seeping under the bathroom door would be caught the non-smoker's olfactory center. You'd smell it on her clothes, hair and even skin. So unless you have no sense of smell, I doubt she was smoking.

Drugs, maybe, but again... surely you are observant enough to identify some of the obvious indicators of such. Change in mood, energy, pupil dilation, generalized agitation, etc. Were she using drugs I would think her time in the bathroom wouldn't have been the only red flag for you.

When traveling, different city water can wreak havoc on anyone with a sensitive stomach. I'd guess she was having some difficulty evacuating her plumbing. Or she may have a sensitive va-jay-jay and need to thorough rinse/douche between rounds. Condoms and spermicides can upset the natural flora, so a lady that is busy that week may take particular care to avoid an internal irritation.

Honestly, 25 minutes in the bathroom seems like a long time, but you are a male. Just ask any gent on this board who has a teenage daughter, they'll tell you 25 minutes doesn't even cover touching up her make-up ;)

When I arrive at someone's house or hotel it is not uncommon for me to spend a few minutes in the bathroom after the initial hug, kiss, etc..

Here is what I and, I assume, MANY girls might do for 10 minutes.  Quite a bit of it involves the use of water. Ha ha! :  

-  If it's winter, hang up coat and take off boots.
-  Fill a glass or water bottle. (Hey, I like to stay hydrated!)
-  Depending on the length of the drive, possibly pee. (See above. ;) )
-  Freshen up with baby wipes/wash cloth.
-  Wash hands.
-  Brush teeth.
-  Apply lip gloss.
-  Double check to make sure both phones are turned to silent.
-  Take candles and lighter out of bag.
-  Breath deeply.
-  Exit bathroom.

I never count this time as part of the session and I frankly wish more gentlemen would take a few minutes do some of the former at the begining of each session when they visit me.

Do you have women's magazine laying around in the bathroom?

The first 10 minutes could be lots of stuff. The 2nd 25 minutes is texting. Nothing else takes that long. If she was fixing her makeup, etc., she would have done it at the end of the date, not during a break.

Perhaps she was taking a ho bath, you know, kinda like a bird bath LOL

A quick clean up before, in between, and after sessions....but there is a possibility she had some drugs...you never know!

i had 2 providers with me a few weeks ago and the bathroom situation happened a couple times in the 3 hours we were at the hotel. being new to this lifestyle, i was curious. well, before we left (i was their ride home), i did a quick clean-up of the room. lo and behold, on the floor next to the bathroom trash was a tiny little ziplock bag with white residue. i've known one of them for about a year and also knew of her "past" habit. i brought it to their attention and they assured me they wouldn't do that again while with me. maybe its none of my business; maybe i'm a little paranoid, but i don't want that stuff anywhere around me.

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