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Hysterical video, hh
HalfHour 2311 reads
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1 / 19

Rammstein's "Pussy" pretty much sums up the male perspective about sex.

What song would you say describes the female perspective in a nutshell?

HalfHour 477 reads
posted
2 / 19

to let you suck my cock to find out, it's not going to work.

:)
HH

TS_Boris 534 reads
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3 / 19
HalfHour 650 reads
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4 / 19

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in das Außland fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick-Ah!,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick-Ah!,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick.
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick-Ah!,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy,
I have a dick-Ah!,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany

:)
HH

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Money_Shot 638 reads
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5 / 19
no-more-fem-men 548 reads
posted
6 / 19

There is so much estrogen and femininity on this board from alleged men it's nauseating. For most of us  Half Hour the jury is still out whether you have a cock or a set of pussy lips down below.

dantananot 12 Reviews 446 reads
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7 / 19

Hope the thread gets some female answers that are just as funny.

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 484 reads
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8 / 19

As Arte Johnson would say on the old show Laugh-in  "verrrrry interesting"


I also would love to see a ladies response to this one.

SweetCherry69 See my TER Reviews 548 reads
posted
9 / 19


I love Rammstein and that just give me another reason to love them even more.

That video was freaking awesome!!!! :)
I hae no idea on response video on that one...
But I have always loved the Lyrics to Madonnas Erotica

"Erotica"

Erotica, romance [repeat]
My name is Dita
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'd like to put you in a trance

If I take you from behind
Push myself into your mind
When you least expect it
Will you try and reject it
If I'm in charge and I treat you like a child
Will you let yourself go wild
Let my mouth go where it wants to

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Once you put your hand in the flame
You can never be the same
There's a certain satisfaction
In a little bit of pain
I can see you understand
I can tell that you're the same
If you're afraid, well rise above
I only hurt the ones I love

Give it up, do as I say
Give it up and let me have my way
I'll give you love, I'll hit you like a truck
I'll give you love, I'll teach you how to ...

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body [repeat twice]
Erotic, erotic

Erotica, romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

I don't think you know what pain is
I don't think you've gone that way
I could bring you so much pleasure
I'll come to you when you say
I know you want me
I'm not gonna hurt you
I'm not gonna hurt you, just close your eyes

Erotic, erotic [repeat several times]
Put your hands all over my body
All over me, all over me

Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I like to do a different kind of
Erotica, (give it up, give it up) romance
I'd like to put you in a trance
Erotica, romance
Put your hands all over my body

Only the one that hurts you can make you feel better
Only the one that inflicts pain can take it away

Eroti - ca

Posted By: HalfHour
Rammstein's "Pussy" pretty much sums up the male perspective about sex.

What song would you say describes the female perspective in a nutshell?

HalfHour 513 reads
posted
10 / 19

Far past The Tubes, or Marylin Manson or GENITORTURERS. They've had difficulties finding places to allow them to play in the US.

Wacky Germans!

:)
HH

PS I posted the lyrics in this thread.

HalfHour 444 reads
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11 / 19
mistressjessica 457 reads
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12 / 19
EnchantingVixen See my TER Reviews 384 reads
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13 / 19

Posted By: HalfHour
Rammstein's "Pussy" pretty much sums up the male perspective about sex.

What song would you say describes the female perspective in a nutshell?
"Pussy On Duty" - LMAO!

Very funny video HH and the background music rocked, although the vocals were not that good.

I say yeaaaa, I've got a pussy, you've got a dick.  So yeaaaa, no problem here at all, but just remember - Us Ladies have the pussy and therefore, us Ladies make the rules!  HAHAHAHAHA, but ohhhh' sooo true!

:D

Lainalover See my TER Reviews 476 reads
posted
14 / 19

I love that group and bought my oldest son concert tickets to see them last summer in Europe!  When him and his buddies went.  They are a great german heavy metal band!  I never heard that song, before!  

They have a thick accent.  You will just have to look up their lyrics.

butterflydust See my TER Reviews 525 reads
posted
15 / 19

big scary german dude singing a spanish lust song about/to a working girl.  awesome.

Lainalover See my TER Reviews 553 reads
posted
16 / 19

Love that one!!! I already checked and my cell phone provider doesn't offer it as a ringback!  Damn it!!!

Lainalover See my TER Reviews 461 reads
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17 / 19

Enjoy!  This song always makes me laugh!

Lainalover See my TER Reviews 434 reads
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18 / 19

I dated a tattoo artist years ago.  He moved to Sweden and opened a shop.  When he came back to the states last year he played their cd for me and explained some of their lyrics.  They have some really clever lyrics.  I fell in love with them!  I introduced them to son.  When my son and his buddies were planning on going to Europe, I contacted my ex boyfriend.  I sent him money to buy them tickets to go to the concert and my ex  got them  back stage passes.  They had the time of thier life!  Not sure where they ended up seeing them.  But I wish I could've gone!

Pogue, the Irish punk band is fun too!   I saw them and they have some cool Irish Folk songs and some crazy dirty punk songs!  I love any music with outrages lyrics!

XOXO
Laina

EnchantingVixen See my TER Reviews 452 reads
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19 / 19

Posted By: Lainalover
Enjoy!  This song always makes me laugh!
Good one, Thanks for sharing Laina!  :D

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