So my friends tell me to check out the dating sites. Look for older women.
I want to try dating again, and I know for a fact older women are lots of fun.

.for the first one that contacts you grasshopper... find one that can support you in a manner to which you would like to become accustomed..

Fucking envelope with cash in it on the night table if you get there !!! And you fucking did a tin eye hit on her ? Did you ask her for her donation page ?  Take it slow . And good luck . DDD help him , please !!!!!!!

I think you have to actually meet her before you write that 10/10

Did you check  to see if she already has a TER profile?   LOL

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin

So my friends tell me to check out the dating sites. Look for older women.  
 I want to try dating again, and I know for a fact older women are lots of fun.  
   
 I realize the similarity between making one of those profiles, and how an escort makes her site.  
 It is like selling yourself! So I used the escort way, and made a profile.  
 Thanks ladies...  It works!  
   
 What freaked me out was how well it works! (Not to toot my own horn)  
   
 It was unsafe!! A woman gave me her # without any type of verification!  
 I called it. (Unsafe for me. I left my # unlocked) I thought it was a prank.  
   
 It was her! I was sure I was giving my number to some kids. I had to know...  
 We talked for almost 2 hours! She is actually really cool!  
   
 I so badly wanted to tell her that I hobby. That what she just did was so stupid.  
 The people who frequent those sites should read this newbie board.  
   
 BTW. I checked her out via tin eye.Her pics check out. Her # checks out... She is real.  
 And no way is she a pro...  
 So I know what I am going to do....  
 I would like to hear what you crazies have to say about that though.  
 

1hour date and bring her home . Then tell her she's his atf.

to gauge her personality.  Don't try to get in bed with some BSC woman right away. You know where to come to get pussy, should you need it right away - here..!!!

Doesn't try . And or think he may be gay. He should kiss her and grab a titty . Or squeeze her ass. Shows he cares .they like that.  Also accidentally drop a condom , shows he's into safety.      

Why let all this stellar advice go to waste on a fuck board. Who knows how many men you might help get free or at least lower cost pussy, and no screening required.

Why stop there though.  Pull out a FC and see if she knows how to put it in.

Wait till the kids call him DAD, he'll be coming MM for assistance. then call London to pretend he's getting back with his wife that he didn't tell her about.

Sit on the handle bars or if his bike has a banana seat ?

Responding he must be writing this shit down , or he started the review already .

It isn't smart to give an anonymous handle your phone number!!
She did it very fast.. She said it was her way of weeding out the crazy people.  
I told her that is how you catch the crazy people.
Im serious.

With free you get other stuff, like the conversation but I am sure you could write a chapter on how to gag the women you're with and then get someone else, like say, Ridgetuckey to add his 2 cents on how to shove her out of a moving car and not get caught after the guy is done with her.  

Let alone talk to a woman for that long. Have fun but just so you know;
On an escort board booking a date for 2 hours you do not have to listen to her. LO

Jealous bastards.. I'll keep you posted..

Glad I was sitting down for that one.

Only guy who responded to her , and her 1 year membership is almost up.

Hot dog stand at the Brooklyn Costco is not a restaurant ! Although getting her a discount for the kids may get you laid .

I knew everyone would make a joke out of this....
She endangered herself badly..  
What can I say to her without outing myself as a hobbyist?
I'm fucking serious here..

I guess that's my way of agreeing with you. lol

Plus.. The whole time I was talking to her..
I could not stop thinking about how she broke every hobby rule.
It turned me on in a way I have never felt...
I can't wait to show her what I have learned.

I f Londen called you.. You wouldn't talk with her?
I am sick of your bullshit.....
Get someone else to wade through it.
I know you don't have good friends... It's easy to tell you know.....

Not here.

Hound, I know I'm gonna take sh*t for saying this, but:

You need to give a review bro.. Not just post it here.. [e]

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about that.

FF for your profile ? Yeah bk does a good job of hiding shit.
And the flight attendant , was that the kitty hawk ?

why you're asking these knuckleheads on here about advice on hunting 'cougars' is beyond me hahahahah LOL.  

Not that this makes any difference one way or another, but millions of people, both men and women are doing this shit every day in the hopes of meeting the right one or even the one right now.  

i'm reaming you since everyone's being so friggin nice is nauseating.

Your posts above are unbelievably condescending and obnoxious.  You need to stop judging others and look inside yourself.  Something's corroded in there.  As someone else said here recently, there aren't enough maggots to debride it.
Still nauseated?  Hope I cured that!

why it's just so damn condescending when I say something...but you are all such peaches and cream with your words. Corroded...no. Need I remind you as you have all reminded me...it's a fuck board. Nothing more. If that's all it truly is, why are you so bent on what I say or how I say it...it's all in good fun, right? No more than you're obnoxious picture threads to people...how in the hell is that any different?  

no different my son. I mean do you really think you are...think about it. That's what's so fucked up about this board and what is so damn entertaining....come on tell me I'm not the only one who sees this....well I know I'm not, but still...come on guys, get real. I am not the insane one here, you've just been all on here so long you're minds are so damn corroded you can't see beyond the light LOL.  

Too clueless to see how judgmental you are.  Besides, honey, you said everyone was being too nice, so I just tried to help you out!  Ingrate!

Babe, I got news for you I am no more judgmental than any other person here. I was being sarcastic but yes, I forgot, you all take my apparent ridiculous posts and words so damn seriously (why I have no idea) which is why this is so fun, I'm assuming it's because maybe I speak just a tad of truth in a world that doesn't allow any truth, how could it, that would make everyone here look inside of themselves in a way that is perceived wrong, well, at least by all of you, not me, maybe that's why you attack all of the time. I don't know, but it is a damn shame.

Okay. Good point..
So the Cougar catches me.  
I'm ok with that.

You are over thinking this. You don’t need to be a car thief to remind someone to lock their car door. Don’t mention the hobby. Simply talk her about basic on-line identity protection in the course of a normal conversation. It may actually make you look both sensitive and smart. And as a provider I can assure you that those are good qualities to be able to fake.

And, wow!  It took you two posts simply to respond!  I must have really gotten under your skin!  Well, it needed debriding, lol!  Not to mention you clearly had no real clue what hypocrite actually means.
Now cue up standard TS response with lots of LOLs to prove she's not having a hissy fit.

hissy fit here. Under my skin, hell no. This is fun. I love to write, can't you tell, and I love a good debate. Nothing better to get the juices flowing. No worries tho, your bodyguard Panthera will be here to protect you soon I'm sure of it. He's always lurking in the shadows like a shark waiting to attack. Funny tho, I am fascinated with sharks, when is shark week this year?  

..something to add for him?

Also, completely transparent.  Great attempt at the "I was only kidding defense."  Kinda high-schoolish but, hey, if that's the best you can do.....
And if you think I attack all of the time you simply aren't reading my posts.  I don't even attack you all the time.  Normally I just ignore you.  I think I'll return to that approach because, sweetydumplingcupcakelambchop, you just aren't worth the effort.

it's just too fun for you not to (but that can be our lil secret). You did call me the cutest name ever...I do like sweetydumplingcupcakelambchop and you did take the time out to write that whollllllllllllllle damn word nickysweetymyloveroflifelickmeallover LOL

Pretend your the ex gf HE broke up with ! She'll think he has a big dick .or eats pussy like a fat guy eats ice cream in the summer.

Wait til I lay one on you in person wink wink

"No I"m not peeved.  No you're not getting under my skin.  Oooh I swim with the sharks and they don't bite me.  I am sooooo kewl."  Did it ever occur to you that even the sharks don't want a piece of you?
Oh, here's that picture that pissed you off so much the last time you insisted it was about you.  Oh, that's right, everything's about you

The image of me licking you made my tongue hurt.  I need to go have it debrided!

old farts and poops, each and every single one of you...life is going to pass you by boys, really, it concerns me you have no idea. You need to smile more Perhaps you should meet me........perhaps, if you're lucky.  

as I was writing, hadn't thought about it til then. Wow, P is like a shark and it's true, ask anyone who knows me, I am petrified and am fascinated with sharks...so swimming with them was a huge fear for me to overcome and better than any sex I'd ever have to date.......amazing, you should try it.  

Silly. I kiss waaaayyy better than you. Make me prove it!  

didn't mean to gross you out so......LMFAO....

a lil help and got jumped on. I have to defend my cute lil hiney Z. You know I can't just stand down. I'd love for Hound to chime in. I'm sorry if nickypooylicious and I scared him off. My apologies Hound, that wasn't me....

And has more money than Bill Gates. She won't fall for anything short of a hat trick.

And, given Taylor's age, she clearly qualifies.  Right, son?

Pup. He seems so ? ??????? Puppy ish. Hey go with him and tell him what to say . I have an idea ? We can double date .xoxo I get u !

But I will shortly be adding a new one to the list.  Stay tuned, my little TacoDumplingHuevoCremeBrulee.

Cupcake, you don't get it!  I am having a fucking blast.  Not here, really.  But there is a lot going on in this world.  Believe it or not, I am playing Captain Save-a-Hoe on several fronts.  For the right girl, I'll go to the mat.

I was swimming with a girl who had her period so I knew it wasn't me they'd bite.  I was going to say something mean here, but didn't.

"No more than you're obnoxious picture threads to people"............AMEN.
BTW Taylor, for your pleasure, I snapped a pic of inicky out for his morning walk

overcoming a fear for me, so yes it was an exciting big deal for me. Geezk. LOL.  

love taco salads and my fav dessert cremebrulee nickysharkypooopooooloveydoveylickmyeyelidscupcake

This is how you do it

Didn't even look at dungy's pic.  The poor tool just posted a link instead of doing it the right way.  Check my response.  The poor clown needs to get some game but at this point it's clear he can even buy any game.  He's a hopeless bungler.

a teeny tiny favor. Just try really hard and say something nice and respectful to anyone...not me of course. Perhaps lungman, apologize and just try and be nice, can you do that for your lil lovechop.

Man... I do read like UDO there...  
Hold on while I kick myself in the nuts....

But, really, if you just look at my posts today you'll find more than a few nice ones.  Pucker up, ButtercupHoneybunchSugarpantsHoneylipsCandypantsLovemonkeyStudmuffin.....LMAO!


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and they love young and naive "kids" like the Hound. lol

Personally I don't see anything wrong with fucking cougars when you are young, just like hookers they almost always move on and are usually a lot more interested in NSA sex with their "Boy Toys" than they are pursuing any kind of relationship, but when you get older they tend to "play for keeps" and the last thing I want is to be "caught" by a woman I am barely attracted to because of her age, that comes with a boat load of baggage to boot. No thank you

Well, there's the emotional kind she seems to have and then there's the baggage lots of cougars have upholstering their thighs.  From her pix, it doesn't seem TS has any of that.