several favorites in my area have retired in the last year.  just curious.  do you ladies move out of the area and start a new life  or do you stay around due to friends or other circumstances.??

are you writing a book or just plain nosy?..

He's always cranky. I'm sure you'll get lots of "providers" to answer your question. They love it when you talk to them as if they are some kind of different species.

I know one provider who keeps all the used condoms she generates.  She has promised them to the Smithsonian, which has guaranteed her entire wing to house them.  She's kinda old (34) but she still has a few good years left to amass quite a collection.

are so stretched out afterwards, you could use them as a tarp to cover your car

One day, while going to the shop, I passed  by a retirement village.  
   
 On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.  
 I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.  
 On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village  
 with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.  
 This time my curiosity got the better of me and I  
 went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her,  
   
 "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front  lawn?  
   
 "Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings?  
 They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale.

in that case though would it be called a "sand trap?"

Truly funny stuff...

... They go to the VIRGIN Islands to get renewed.

I will not be as active on TER, but I think I will still post now and again. It's hard to just leave this many people behind who once had such an impact on your daily activities lol. I will not do the "I am retiring" thread, and I won't be back in 4 months after leaving. Many retire to come back under a new name, some can't do anything else and are forced to come back, and some will never really leave til they are on Medicare. Guess it depends on the person, but when I am gone...I am gone.