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Sophomoric Humorist1802 reads

I realized that my libido had far outdistanced ny capacities and my common sense, and I frantically reached for the pills  - digitalis and nitroglycerin!

Sophomoric Humorist635 reads

Oh, that explains it.  

Potentially fatal drug interactions.  Sigh.

I've come close.

SH : "Aghh, I'm coming.  Agh, agh, agh, I think I may be going.  Sorry to do this to you honey; hope you haven't booked back-to-backs. You're gonna have some 'splaining to do to the paraedics and the police and  hotel mamagement.  Argh..."

But seriously, I though this was one of my best contributions of the week, and it got so little play.  Don't know if folks didn't get it, didn't like it, or simply had no response.

Sophomoric Humorist500 reads

I think it dilates the coronary arteries, allowing increased oxygen flow to the heart muscles, and reducing the chest pains sympotomatic of angina pectoris.

I've haven't toked weed in ages, so i'm not at all worried about the exploding joints potential.

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