Faye, a friend of mine was on the show.  She is an author and sex therapist and was in Playboy back in '95.  She had her publicicty person call the show and use her appearance in the magazine and her billing as a "sex expert" to get her on the show. Despite what you might think based on some of the people that are on the show, it helps if you have some sort of angle to work.  I think you've got enough on your resume' you could get on if you tried.  Maybe come up with some unique and catchy thing you can pitch that will differentiate you from all the other sexy ladies that want to get on.  Just a foot in the door tactic, it doesn't need to be your main claim to fame.  Remember we live in a sound byte world so it has to be able to be easily communicated in one or two sentences.  Think of what Howard would say if he was introducing you on the air and what words would you want him to say; that can help shape your ideas.Dont' give up if it takes a few attempts to break through the screening process.  Even rejections can be used to start building a relationship with the staffers.  After a few attempts they start thinking of you as a familiar name and eventually an opening appears.   Good luck and I'll be watching on E!G2

Radio or television or does it matter?  I will send you an e-mail about which producer to contact.--JP