1) your target audience responds.
2) your question is answered or your comment - well, commented on.
3) people PM you and tell you how bright and witty your repartee is....
4) there are no flames on your post.
5) no one posts after your initial post "how to post on an internet bulletin board"
6) you are not moderated.
7) you are not MattRadd....

Dude... give it a rest... 1st the ladies are not interested. 2nd, even if you received straight answers - they would do you, and the entire population of the universe no good....

Finally, were I you, I would keep quite about making that post to a lady... she might refuse your advances...

That's gotta account for something.  

... who cares if it is welcome?   Are we running a Tubbleware party here?

Mattradd probably has a private message inbox filled with bargain pussy galore right now.  His calendar is full of $50 BJs from now until 2009.

If I need my bowl burped, I'll follow your lead.  But Mattradd is today's hero.

BS Dude keep your "bowl burping" sicko sexcapades to yourselves...some of us don't want to hear about the kinky stuff you two do to each other...LOL!

In a dirty sock?  You've got wives, right?  Use them.

Leftovers?  Here is me at the beach...You think I leave leftovers...LOL!

are not one and the same. Our writing styles and outlook on the hobby are totally different. Even a blind man can read that.

But I still don't shave my balls in a public shower. How does that go? Bwahahaha!
You are a funny guy, BSD.