Interested in what the ladies have to say...
After reading the thread from few steps below.

I think I should pour myself a drink and get ready for the entertainment.

I always smear fish, onions and horseradish on my junk before getting a BBBJ.

1) The biggie - disrespect of time. How it mainly manifests itself w/my clients: "Well, let's do [insert my shortest date here], but stay as long as you'd like, and you can sleep here if you want'. I've had REALLY nice clients ask this, but yet I've never wanted to. Who doesn't love his/her own bed? Overnights are hard enough even with a SO, or while getting paid EXTRA...what with farting, snoring, neck-breathing, drooling, blanket-stealing, gropey fingers, tickling, hard cocks poking at 1 am and again at 5 am (just as I was finally drifting off). Not to mention cuddling through all of the above while sleep-deprived and woken up multiple times...if a guy wants to get kissed in the AM and not bitten, he better PAY. Make me grateful to be there.  

would farting when I cum be annoying or a fetish?

Is hand holding and cuddling OK?

I could not have said it better!  

In the old days, I would have created an alias just to respond to you.  It would have been BinacaJaguar.

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just that it was going to be a long, long list. lol

That was downright depressing. I don't want a lady who doesn't even want to come during the session.

lmao

when you smell like s***... literally. No.

That in order for you to be happy with the session she must want to come.  

And other times, it's a treat. The trick is (no pun intended) is to get more treats than tough ones.

This is actually very sad. This lady should probably re-read what she has written, and decide today to change her life and find a profession she actually enjoys. Happiness is significantly more rewarding than money and it is pretty clear that this provider isn't happy.  

Do you think her "clients" know how she feels? Nope. Do you think this attitude shows in her dates? Nope. She is getting paid to ACT, and if she did not do it well, her reviews would reflect it. This was posted in 2007 when I first came across the link for it on another board, so who knows if she is still around now. I would hope the volume is not the same, because anyone admitting to seeing 5 and 6 guys a day, has reason to be pissy.  

If you asked most people to write down aspects of their job that irked them  or they wished they could change, there would be a very similar outcome. Why this sounds so harsh to many guys is because of the nature of this business.  

From all my experiences so far, I seem to have met ladies who actually enjoy sex. I would hate to come across one that only does this for the money. Hell for that I might as well take on the streetwalkers who say they need bus fare and ask if they can suck my dick for $5. If I had to tell her upfront, clearly I haven't read up on and chosen the right girl in the first place.

Your choices have all enjoyed sex with you or at the very least "seemed" to?  I am surprised that you did not use an absolute, as in actually positively enjoy the sex. So in fact you might have come across one who just did this for the money but was able to thoroughly convince you otherwise.  

I took that statement (about her sarcasm) as a sign that she was letting the reader know she was going a little overboard to make a point. Additionally, she was pissed (as others here pointed out) about the NCNS. Surely we all have had a life/work experience that caused us to let'er rip about how we felt.  

Would it be better received?

I meant enjoy sex in general. Not necessarily with me. I'd hate to have sex with a lady that isn't enjoying herself. And you shouldn't assume all men are cocky that I would be absolutely sure they have enjoyed me. I started doing this to get some conference in myself.  

to have Logic. Illusions are not logical

"I meant enjoy sex in general. Not necessarily with me. I'd hate to have sex with a lady that isn't enjoying herself."  

How about I rewrite it lol. I am sure that would go over really well. You guys know how "gentle" I can be about such things bwahahahaha. I am surprised she did not touch on guys who overstay, don't want to screen, ask for discounts because they are cute, and threats of a bad review if she does not offer BBFS.

So as not to drown the poor guys in some things that can and do make this line of work difficult for  some of us sometimes.

So no, that does not mean she enjoys it with you, the next guy that week, or everyone. We are paid to ACT. Bottom line. I can act like I enjoy sex with a certain person easier than acting like I give a shit about the stuff coming out of their mouths. There is a bored/annoyed look on my face whilst in conversation that cannot be taken off if I am seriously not interested. With sex, it is easy as pie to pretend to enjoy it, and fake that enjoyment, though I will never fake a damn orgasm.

I have no doubt she was a great actress, as you noted her reviews would have reflected that. I agree with you. I am simply eluding to the point that if she feels like the majority of her clients view her as a "cum-dumpster", and this bothers her - she should seek new employment. Going through life unhappy is no way to live. Maybe I am missing some major point, but this makes me feel bad for providers who feel this way.
 

Funny thing was I almost directed him to your post a bit lower down. Thanks for chiming in.

then want to bitch about the outcome of their own actions. Don't like having to fk 5 guys a day? Go Indy, charge more, work less. Seems simple enough to me. I did the very same thing when I started out as a non-gfe with lower rates. That lasted less than a year, then I made a change. Have not looked back, and can't say I have many complaints about the way my business runs today.  

Now you both got me depressed, nice job.

Pretty damn depressing. That is an attitude people can do without encountering

The guy I am about to see is extremely unattractive and there is no way in hell anything is going to happen naturally, not even if I close my eyes and fantasize. And yes he expects it too. He keeps coming back to see me because I give him what he needs, it's my job that I get paid for.

Neither of us are responsible for your feelings. You chose to be "depressed". You could just as easily saw this game for what it is, and been happy that you have had some good experiences and let it be.

You know I've considered that, get written into some rich old ladies will and reap the benefits.

A lady with her scores and reviews is not going to go into a session with that attitude.  

If you have to live in your fantasy bubble that every provider you meet really likes you, then don't read these threads lol. I can assure you, it will bust that fantasy all to shreds. We like some of our clients, and we don't like others. Some are hot, some are not. Some are great in bed, and some are HORRIBLE. Any and every business deals with these same things.  

Is being told frequently that you're gorgeous annoying? EOM

OMG, yes! All of my incalls have expensive bedding then another comforter or duvet ON TOP of that which I can actually WASH with bleach and hot water, guys! If we wanted spunk on the shit we have to dry clean, we would just not bother to tell you how dirty it is and how many asses were there before yours. We are sanitary for YOUR protection. Common sense goes a long way.

I think they have all had enough for one day. I just pointed out all the ways in which we can fake and it might have been the straw that breaks the camels back for some guys. I need to quit, right now.

So, how does either one of  you know her scores and reviews. I don’t think she is brave or stupid to include her provider name or links to her review if, such a thing even exist

Keep some playtime pillows and not go nuts. There are reasons for using pillow under your back and you know why.

SHe mentions it in her first paragraph. Now she could be full of it, or not. You do make a very valid point, there is nothing to verify if they exist.  

I have a waterproof protective mattress cover that is washable and have a set of pillows that if accidentally soiled can be chucked. At 5 bucks a piece, not an issue.

Seems to me if the guys that read it pay attention all the way to the end and note the "sarcasm" comment they wouldn't be so bummed out about it. I can't believe they haven't used this same form of communication to make a point.  She didn't say anything I haven't read elsewhere and/or heard from some women while having a frank discussion about sex.

I really financially cant got to soley multi hour dates, unless I had back up income, which I  dont... It is this market where I am located in, the OTHER board is the the most used one for my area, and you got gals doing quickies, and cheap ass shit...  

Actually I've found it quite the opposite. As I said earlier reading these posts helps me do research to find the right ladies.