For me, it's simple:  It's all Zen--no matter how beautiful the course, you've got to be in the right frame of mind to really enjoy it; You play three or four mediocre games and then one great one and all of a sudden, you're in love with the sport again; and, at the end of the day, it's about the richness of the experience, not just the score.

With golf, you try to get hole in one. With hobbying, you try to get one in hole!

1. 18 holes vs  3

2.$$$ will get you on the finest golf courses in the world or a mid-level provider.

3.When was the lst time sex lasted four hours for you ?

        Any others, golfers?...

That would a terrible waste.  

You can tell ANYONE how great a golfer you are!

You don't mind playing with bad partners!

You might get money back from your partners,if your really good!

Nobody comments if a pro shows you a better way to hold your shaft.


Cheers!

1) As mentioned above, you don't lose any balls.

2) You can brag all you want and don't get busted for it.

3) You don't have to worry if you're par for the course.

4) You don't see naked women on the golf course, only older men
  in polyester pants.

5) You burn more calories with sex because everyone knows all
  the stopping inbetween with golf and beers off the golf cart.

6) You can play-through without getting dirty looks.

7) You can swing both ways and not miss the target.

8) When you ask for a nine iron, we don't tell you that you've
  chosen the wrong size.

9) When you're bad, we don't tell you "you suck" like your
  buddies do.

10)We don't keep score on your performance.

Hugs,
Ciara

"Sex and golf are the only two things you can do poorly and still enjoy!"

Truer words were never spoken

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