That would a terrible waste.  

1) As mentioned above, you don't lose any balls.

2) You can brag all you want and don't get busted for it.

3) You don't have to worry if you're par for the course.

4) You don't see naked women on the golf course, only older men
  in polyester pants.

5) You burn more calories with sex because everyone knows all
  the stopping inbetween with golf and beers off the golf cart.

6) You can play-through without getting dirty looks.

7) You can swing both ways and not miss the target.

8) When you ask for a nine iron, we don't tell you that you've
  chosen the wrong size.

9) When you're bad, we don't tell you "you suck" like your
  buddies do.

10)We don't keep score on your performance.

Hugs,
Ciara