Midget Indian walks into meet a new escort for the first time, as he takes off his pants, she spies his tiny penis, and blurts out without thinking... "just who do you think you are gonna please with that tiny thing?"... Midget turns, towards her, proudly points at his chest and answers "ME!!!" Its not the size of the hammer, its the accuracy of the carpenter. LOL
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