What would be the point of having a review database for hobbyists, since it would just be the same review posted with very slight variations.

My Review of XXX

XXX likes to plan, just as I do, so he made our first date a week before we met. He called me 30 minutes ahead of time to confirm he was on his way. When he reached the parking lot, he gave me a call and I guided him up. When I opened the door, he looked a bit peaked, so I took his hand and gave him a big hug and kiss. Girls, if you meet this one, you be sure to pat that wonderful behind for me.

LOCATION:  My home. I had made up the bed with new sheets and turned down the lights and spent a couple of hours getting ready for him. He knew I never see more than one person per day.

DONATION:  $$$$$ because he loves to spend extra time with me. I appreciate that he values time with me that much. It makes me wet just thinking of it. What can I say ladies? I love to get the bills paid on time, and XXX knows it!

PICTURES:  His golf shorts and shirt came off so fast I couldn’t tell you what color they were. That was fine by me because I was hot and horny that day anyway. He is a bit overweight, and very sexy. I love his eyes best, then his hard legs, ass and strong hands, not necessarily in that order.

Cock Size: What he doesn’t have, doesn’t matter because he knows how to use what he has.

SERVICES:  We don’t speak of them, and he does them all very well. I can tell by his sighs, moans, and sometimes screams, he appreciates me too.

Hobbyist PERFORMANCE:   This time was an 8 but he was a bit tired from playing 18 holes.

Realistic Performance: 10. He treated me well, respected me, and we were happy while together. He left with a skip in his step and a big smile. I went back to bed to "remember" everything we did all over again.

RECOMMENDED:  Definitely YES! Now that I have seen him more than once, I know he can be counted on to call or write when you need it most. Sometimes he even brings flowers or perfume!!!

Details: XXX is a nice guy, he comes on time and although he sometimes leaves early, he never tries to dicker. He told me the most he can do is one pop, but I managed to get two out of him. You can do the same if you feel like trying.  That part is the most fun because it makes him scream.  Don’t bother to fake an O. I never have to fake anything because he doesn’t wear his ego on his shoulder, and doesn't  expect to see a theatrical O. He wants me to enjoy, enjoy, and enjoy. I reciprocate in kind. Treat him right ladies, and he will never let you down. Sometimes he even tips!

Q about OP : is this a joke or someone who has self-esteem issues ?

because if NOT a joke ( maybe I'm not getting the "irony" here ) because if this what he feels
a provider thinks of him AND it's his ATF, then
"little" has serious issues.

Seems to be a bunch of people on board who have self esteem issues; inspiring thread below about how poster conquered his social anxiety.

Again, I consider myself quite good at "put ons", but this one leaves me baffled---if OP would clarify, greatly appreciate--------

All of the reviews of me I have read were generic,respectful when told no,on time,bathed,no B.O.,clean teeth,fresh breath and didn't bite.
It wouldn't matter to me even if she were to write the kinky details in her review, although it would be very rare for a provider to speak in kink.
 My prime directive with her,is to reach the highest peaks  of carnal knowledge, even if she doesn't, without resorting to erotic asphyxiophilia .
As long as she thinks I am respectful $$$, willing to see me again after performing her acrobatic acts of sexual excellence, and I  desire to come back again, part with my $$$ and repeat, I consider our rendezvous a success.
Putting anything else into the equation is unnecessary static.
Many  people have issues with real relationships because of the same sort of nonsensical reasoning.
In other words, if it doesn't really matter in the whole scheme of lifes activities, don't worry about it.

If you think so little of her, why do you see her? Or do you think so little of providers in general?

Since you appear to have arrived at a level of self acceptance for your own *cough* shortcomings, perhaps it is time to broaden your horizons and find a new hobby. Perhaps stamp collecting will do the trick.

I had PMd back and forth a little with johngaltnh, and he seemed like he'd be a good client, so we arranged a date six months in the future.

When the day arrived, he showed up in his back-firing old pickup truck in clothes he had clearly just been wearing to muck out the chicken coop. But, he certainly had the envelope and was willing to shower, so all is good.

He had me sign a contract in triplicate promising all kinds of stuff. Is a contract signed in my fake name binding? Or one done in conjunction with illegal activity? He has to know better.

Once out of the shower, we engaged in some idle chit-chat about the debate between p-brane and string theory attempts to unify physics followed by the evolutionary aspects of female mate selection. Following this, he took out this huge book and proceeded to read me a Shakespeare sonnet. Enough of this, already, I'm thinking. The appointment isn't for forever; and if he expects to get lucky he's going to have to concise things up a bit. So I strike an ultra sexy pose guaranteed to make men blank out, and he apparently barely notices, just goes on reading aloud. WTF? Is this guy asexual? Gay?

He has closed the book now and is starting to talk about something called an Arduino. I've never heard of it, so he quickly switches to cross-cultural studies on reduction of rape rates where prostitution is legalized. Okay, I've got to get this guy out of his boxers but he seems un-arousable. Time to intrude a bit upon his personal space. One hand on the chest, one on the crotch, and I'm close enough face to face that his eyes can't focus: "It's sex time." He backs up a step looking a bit puzzled. "Of course," he says "that sounds logical. I have hired an escort, so sex is on the agenda." Wow, so romantic. NOT. But then he continues as though nothing has happened ... apparently continuing his thought.

I read somewhere that men and women have word budgets, the total number of words they will speak in any given day, and that men's word budget is shorter. Not johngaltnh. He must be getting paid by the word. By now, most men would be all over me, this guy is definitely strange. Another step forward and I interrupt him to kiss the crap out of him. Ah, pay dirt. Blessed silence. Oh, and lookie here, an erection. He isn't asexual after all.

Even though you had me laughing.. here is my try

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After a few scary callers this morning (you know the type... breathing hard in the phone, asking too many provacative questions, etc)  Finally GREATCONVERSATIONIST, my ATF, called. I was so excited to hear his voice. So we scheduled a time for him to come by. Of course he wanted something right away, quality takes time, so I needed an hour. Really I had to turn off Maury's baby daddy special, hop in the shower and become the girl in the photos (he doesnt deserve anything but the best.) I cleaned up, placed fresh sheets on the bed, lite the oil burners, and disposed of any trash (ladies dont forget to do that) The phone rings.....



LOCATION:  My Incall (followed direction to the T and arrived a little early)
DONATION:  $$$$ was not discussed, did his research online and was laid on the table without instruction (omg he is great)
PICTURES:  Just left work.... nothing sexier than a man in a suite, love his eyes and has a warn demeanor
Cock Size:  I wont kiss and tell, but lets just say it was the perfect size... by no way small and didnt have me running away

SERVICES:  DFK, DAY (was fabulous), Doggy, Mish, and anything else he could be creative with.
Hobbiest PERFORMANCE:   8
Realistic Performance:  10 (chemestry goes a lnong way)

RECOMMENDED:  definitely YES, not only  do we have a great time but he is always on time when needed. This one is my ATF and a must see. He absolutly makes you feel like you are his only provider.

Details: GREATCONVERSATIONIST is a must see. he arrived early. After we greated at the door we had some friendly chatter and then I asked him to get comfortable. That was all the cue he needed. The only thing that was left was his socks. The session was fantastic. His first pop was quick, but you always have to get the first one out of the way. Next he DAY until i exploded!!! I was now full of energy and ready to go. Now the second pop was where I felt like I was running a triathalon. Many positions were explored. Once we finished. I brought him a warm towel, offered a beverage and we chatted like old friends. The time just flew by and we realized we went over by a few mins....... Lady's he is a must see... and if you get the opportunity to become his ATF, well great job because he is a ladies man.