Plus, I think it's cheating and shouldn't count!

Single-handily becoming a part of the "Mile High Club," that is!

I wonder if that was his intend? Or, he just could wait any longer?

God, imagine if the plane makes a water landing and you have to use that seat for a flotation device.

I wonder if this was his first solo flight.

self-soothing from his fear of flying?

too long of line to wait.

If I was him, I'd claim I was asleep! Nothing too embarrassing about that, right? I imagine most of us guys here have woken up to stroking our magic-wand!

both a penis and a vagina be present.  But since I'm not a "member" I can't say for sure.

lol thats so funny

When you traveled in first, you rubbed one out under a blanket?!

Tell you what. I wouldn't mind in the slightest bit sitting next to you and watching THAT transpire!

Sure as shit wouldn't hit you with a book like the other person did according to the link...!

Carnal knowledge by way of BBBJCIMNS if my acronyms are right at least one mile above the surface of the earth.  The trend was started in the days when long trips were made in 2 and 4 seat single engine planes to avert boredom and possibly going to sleep.  Performed by female passenger on male pilot.

As if people in first would never do that, after-all that's what the admirals club is for!

LOL I noticed that too.  Gotta' love what's important for the media to mention.

When I've been in first for international travels, blankets were involved and it was dark enough to get away with a bit.  I don't believe blankets are offered in coach any longer (perhaps depends on the airline) so maybe if he'd just brought his own, he could have gotten away with it.

Regardless... umm..... ewwww.

and it is said, once referred to his students as "shining wits."  

An angry duck clucks defiance.

I am a member of the two-mile high club, but it had nothing to do with airplanes.

Not to highjack this thing but...
what the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a troop of Girl Scouts:
One is a bunch of Cunning Runts.  The other is...

PS:  I thought it was supposed to be, what's the difference between a duck and a lawyer.

it would be bad enough if he was whacking off tucked into a window seat, but 18D is almost certainly an aisle seat, yeech and double yeech.

If some asshole started doing that shit next to me, they would have to call someone to sew the dick back on the body. lol