I know that it's a bit premature since Valentines day is about three weeks away, however, has anyone ever taken a provider to the Zoo for Valentines Day?

Either a conventional visit during the day with perhaps dinner and festivities later , or.

Some Zoos such as the one here in Los Angeles, and the San Diego Zoo have a special "Adult" tour on Valentines Day.

Supposedly, the participants are put on a tram and taken to more secluded parts of the park. There, the tour guide explains the mating rituals of various animals, and the tour guests supposedly are shown a whole slew of animals doing the wild thing. This according to a newspaper article I read a few years ago, is supposed to make the people observing  this horny as all hell.

Has anyone ever gone to the Zoo under either set of circumstances, and if so what was your experience from start to finish?

At the risk of sounding redundant I am contemplating do this, and am just curious as to what happened.

Thanks.

I've gone with clients twice, though never on Valentines day.

We didn't do anything overtly sexual at the zoo (basically holding hands and some pecks), but it did provide a more girlfirend/playful atmosphere for later on.  Really it isn't that different than going to the symphony or theatre first - though it will set a less formal and more fun loving tone.

The 'adult tour' sounds interesting, and I'm sure that you will be able to be a little more amourous on an outing specific for couples.  If you were planning an extended date with the lady, I think the zoo could be a fun addition.

Either way, have a wonderful Vanlentines Day!

Veeeeeery interesting...

it sure sounds like lots of fun! A different twist to porn....lol
Mara of San diego

This according to a newspaper article I read a few years ago, is supposed to make the people observing  this horny as all hell.

I guess if you're into bestiality it might. The Honolulu zoo offers these type of tours. I find it interesting, but definately doesn't make me horny. There's gotta be a human being involved before I have any sukebe type thoughts.
Guess it takes all kinds.

Never took a provider to the zoo, I've always been afraid she'd leave me there. ~{+;

I think it's in Golden Gate Park? They're apparently very well attended.

--b.

It sounds interesting, caharmon, but I do wonder how Zoo staff can anticipate when various animals are about the do the "wild thing".

FWIW, that sounds like a nice "date"...but would you be paying your lady to accompany you?  As you are aware, there is an on-going debate over the question of "when the clock starts".  If this is part of an weekend encounter where the donation is for a 48 hour block of time, then that is reasonable. If you are booking, say, a 4-hour date and 2 hours are spent touring the Zoo, then I would suggest that cut back to a 2-hour date and offer to "take her out" at no-charge.

Have Fun,
Humboldt

No, but I did take a pack of cub scouts to the LA Zoo, where we saw an elephant masturbating against a truck tire.

"See kids, masturbation is normal!"

I tried to once, but they wouldn't let us in.  Something about a sheep being a domestic animal.

No, never a provider.  However, I once was paid $100 to take a group of penguins to the zoo.  After our visit I had $50 left over so I took them to the movies.

If you find the right lady, you can take them to the zoo or the moon, as long as your willing to pay for her time while your there.

One of these days I'm gonna take a provider to a matinee so we can get busy in the back corner of the movie theatre!