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ClamsCasino 190 reads
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Just because she falls asleep when YOU are shtupping her doesn't mean real men don't get TRUE shrieks of delight out of her.  True, I tell you!  Her eyes were open the entire 3 minutes.

michael_z9711639 reads

I was looking at the ratings for a provider who has 4 pages (ten reviews per page)
She started in 2008 and the oldest three pages have a performance average of 8.1 but the last half of 2012 has an average of 6.8.

What do you make of this?

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crazyshit303 reads

Scores themselves mean virtually nothing to me, which is why the Top 100 list is so meaningless.

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michael_z971333 reads

Reading the reviews, I get the impression that the pictures that she is using may be a few years old and she is slightly less attractive. Current reviews report a lower enthusiasm level then she had a few years ago.

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Dr Who revived375 reads

5 years deduct 10 years from their TER ages and websites.

And many use the same pics for years (and years and years).

So if she was 35 five years ago...she's now IRL near 50.  You'd be exhausted too if you had been at this for 15 years with no exit.

Posted By: michael_z971
Reading the reviews, I get the impression that the pictures that she is using may be a few years old and she is slightly less attractive. Current reviews report a lower enthusiasm level then she had a few years ago.

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crazyshit259 reads

The truth is that many providers here are well into their 30s and 40s.  They're not fooling anyone.  But that doesn't mean they can't look great.

As far as the "no exit" thing...yes, many providers get used to the money and very quickly realize that they can't find anything that pays nearly the same.  So they are essentially stuck in this, because they never saved much from all the good times.

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Dr Who revived319 reads

And when she shows up as a 35 y/o nice looking MILF...no problems.

But 15 years later and those same pics are still up...along with the TER age of 35-39...you then have...

The OP's comments.

Happens a lot.

Posted By: crazyshit
The truth is that many providers here are well into their 30s and 40s.  They're not fooling anyone.  But that doesn't mean they can't look great.

As far as the "no exit" thing...yes, many providers get used to the money and very quickly realize that they can't find anything that pays nearly the same.  So they are essentially stuck in this, because they never saved much from all the good times.

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crazyshit247 reads

And I have given up trying to ask providers for their real age.  Yes, you are right in that many lie about it.

But anyone who believes reviews and takes them at face value is an idiot.

That's the same fuckwad that buys stock based on a research report.

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nahtynikkey321 reads

Not always true.... I've been around for 8 years, & have my real age posted on my website, 32. My TER profile also states age as 31-35(again, accurate). And I take new pics every 2-4 months. While your theory may hold some weight pertaining to some ladies, you can't put every one into the same category.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
5 years deduct 10 years from their TER ages and websites.

And many use the same pics for years (and years and years).

So if she was 35 five years ago...she's now IRL near 50.  You'd be exhausted too if you had been at this for 15 years with no exit.
Posted By: michael_z971
Reading the reviews, I get the impression that the pictures that she is using may be a few years old and she is slightly less attractive. Current reviews report a lower enthusiasm level then she had a few years ago.

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Dr Who revived242 reads

There was a reason I used 35 in my example.

Me thinks you'll still be 35 when you're 45.

And using those pics of you when you were 35 as well.

Oh...I did say "many"...NOT all  LOL

Posted By: nahtynikkey
Not always true.... I've been around for 8 years, & have my real age posted on my website, 32. My TER profile also states age as 31-35(again, accurate). And I take new pics every 2-4 months. While your theory may hold some weight pertaining to some ladies, you can't put every one into the same category.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
5 years deduct 10 years from their TER ages and websites.

And many use the same pics for years (and years and years).

So if she was 35 five years ago...she's now IRL near 50.  You'd be exhausted too if you had been at this for 15 years with no exit.
Posted By: michael_z971
Reading the reviews, I get the impression that the pictures that she is using may be a few years old and she is slightly less attractive. Current reviews report a lower enthusiasm level then she had a few years ago.
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London Rayne251 reads

we are at least 5 years older than we really are, and I have never fudged more than 2 ha ha. If I say I am 31-35, you are going to think I am damn near 40, when I might only be 32.

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Dr Who revived187 reads

Early 30's there is not much need to "fudge" the age...but as you comment that some will by a couple of years.

But as women age..and hit that 35-40 age range...shit happens.  It's life.  Hence the photoshopped pics...age variances of 5-10 years...berating reviewers for telling the truth and so on!

Hopefully YOU will exit here in a year of so as you have commented previously.  If not...we can revisit YOUR stats in 5-10 years and I will be willing to bet the farm that you'll still be 32  LOL

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we are at least 5 years older than we really are, and I have never fudged more than 2 ha ha. If I say I am 31-35, you are going to think I am damn near 40, when I might only be 32.

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London Rayne231 reads

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Early 30's there is not much need to "fudge" the age...but as you comment that some will by a couple of years.

But as women age..and hit that 35-40 age range...shit happens.  It's life.  Hence the photoshopped pics...age variances of 5-10 years...berating reviewers for telling the truth and so on!

Hopefully YOU will exit here in a year of so as you have commented previously.  If not...we can revisit YOUR stats in 5-10 years and I will be willing to bet the farm that you'll still be 32  LOL
Posted By: London Rayne
we are at least 5 years older than we really are, and I have never fudged more than 2 ha ha. If I say I am 31-35, you are going to think I am damn near 40, when I might only be 32.

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Dr Who revived218 reads

But far too many have said the same thing.

And they're still here pretending to be 34 for the 10th year in a row  :D

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hotplants277 reads

5 years advertise their age honestly; on TER and their website.

And many update their photos on a regular basis; not only to make sure they provide an accurate representation of themselves but also, with any luck, maybe they can minimize some of the negative assumptions you’re throwing out there.

So if she was 35 five years ago...now she will not hesitate to tell you she is 40.  

But who could blame her if she was exhausted after 15 years of listening to this kind of relentless cynicism?

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Dr Who revived229 reads

We can compare notes just using the hookers in ChiTown if you want.

Or just peruse all of the regional boards (and here on the GD board as well) for all of the complaints like the OP here is making.  It's not an anomaly...it's the norm.

And those that stick around here for 15 years...and actually read this drivel...what a shame  LOL

Only you and a couple of others actually give a shit about what's posted on this board.  The others simply do their job...raise their family..and actually have a decent life.

You and the other sourpusses vent on this crap as if it is a personal attack on YOU.  Always the narcissist hotplants...right?

Posted By: hotplants
5 years advertise their age honestly; on TER and their website.

And many update their photos on a regular basis; not only to make sure they provide an accurate representation of themselves but also, with any luck, maybe they can minimize some of the negative assumptions you’re throwing out there.

So if she was 35 five years ago...now she will not hesitate to tell you she is 40.  

But who could blame her if she was exhausted after 15 years of listening to this kind of relentless cynicism?

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ClamsCasino191 reads

Just because she falls asleep when YOU are shtupping her doesn't mean real men don't get TRUE shrieks of delight out of her.  True, I tell you!  Her eyes were open the entire 3 minutes.

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Dr Who revived216 reads

That somehow in some crazy way you could ever picture ME and ole hotplants doing the nasty  LOL

And I honestly think only the true lesbians get shrieks of delight out of her.  Or so she screams...over and over and over  :D  Or maybe those hookers were screaming that she wasn't paying them enough?

I do recall that my pal Back_In_Black may have gotten it on with her though...I think  :D

Posted By: ClamsCasino
Just because she falls asleep when YOU are shtupping her doesn't mean real men don't get TRUE shrieks of delight out of her.  True, I tell you!  Her eyes were open the entire 3 minutes.

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Bostonguy57240 reads

Numbers are not the whole story.

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serpius221 reads

... read the reviews. Don't just look at the ratings and averages. Read the "juicy" stuff and if the reviews are consistent over that period of time, then it's the reviewers that are being stringent about their ratings.

However... after reading the reviews and you see a fall-off of her performance and maybe her appearance, then you have something to think about.

Do a bit more homework and decide for yourself. We can't do the thinking for you.

Serpius

Posted By: michael_z971
I was looking at the ratings for a provider who has 4 pages (ten reviews per page)
She started in 2008 and the oldest three pages have a performance average of 8.1 but the last half of 2012 has an average of 6.8.

What do you make of this?

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Dr Who revived257 reads

Notre Dame wouldn't have had an opportunity to embarrass itself.

Thank those reviewers that are finally telling the truth  :D

Posted By: michael_z971
I was looking at the ratings for a provider who has 4 pages (ten reviews per page)
She started in 2008 and the oldest three pages have a performance average of 8.1 but the last half of 2012 has an average of 6.8.

What do you make of this?

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ClamsCasino205 reads

I'm getting tired of your wit.  Don't make me get up out of this chair!

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Dr Who revived215 reads

Just tell me how much you want...and voila  :D

Oh...you want me to sign the return as well?  

Hmm...what are you offering?

And it's a bitch getting out of those old "bean bag" chairs...especially at YOUR age  :D

Posted By: ClamsCasino
I'm getting tired of your wit.  Don't make me get up out of this chair!

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macdaddy1944259 reads

it is called the law of diminishing returns..as long as her pussy doesnt wear out..you have no worries..

Posted By: michael_z971
I was looking at the ratings for a provider who has 4 pages (ten reviews per page)
She started in 2008 and the oldest three pages have a performance average of 8.1 but the last half of 2012 has an average of 6.8.

What do you make of this?

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jagelware288 reads

Pussy can be surgically "repaired"

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