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RedRocketOfLove 17 Reviews 1791 reads
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If God was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.

(told to my by my sexy redhead barber who I've been trying to fuck for 20 years - yes, she's a girl)

Hollys Hobby2652 reads

Ok,
I had a really great session today.  I was able to get dolled up: black negligee, lacy garter, black stockings and enjoy te companny of a really great guy. It was really fun!
I didn't think it could get any better.  I opened a package and found...chocolate flavored condoms!
I can't wait to try them out!

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Queen of Drama Queens1449 reads

What's the fun in eating a chocolate ice cream, if we coat the chocolate with cream cheese?!


Just MHO.

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Hollys Hobby1799 reads

You eat the ice cream, enjoy the whipped cream, and when ready cover and lick before enjoying the full sundae.  That's the fun.

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RedRocketOfLove1792 reads

If God was a woman, cum would taste like chocolate.

(told to my by my sexy redhead barber who I've been trying to fuck for 20 years - yes, she's a girl)

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mrfisher894 reads

Who else would place the bathroom right next to the kitchen?  8o)

(Sorry, but I was told that joke years ago by an Italian construction worker.)

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smithfredsmith1176 reads

I am Not sure how this (PM and E-mail) just yet, but I would like to know ware you get such an item? as I encourage oral pleasure as often as I can.

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BizzaroSuperdude546 reads

I was told of this store when I first reentered the hobby world by a lady in the business who I absolutely fell "head over heels" in love with!  Alas, she has left the scene...

But the store lives on!  they have it all, glow in the dark, dark chocolate flavored, strawberry flavored... glow in the dark banana split flavored....   Thin thick.... you name it!!!!

Ain't it great to be in a nation that is free enough to have this store....  yea!

Related Link: Tourist guide for visiting ladies....

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