simple, read the posts to u and udo ! thats what people here

Seem to do.

along with that self patterned hand print on the back of your shoulder.

While no one should have to deal with "stalkers" you have done a fine job in making people not like you. I don't think that you really need to be told that.
Ones mouth is always fatter then his wallet.

This alleged "stalker/s" will eventually go away if ignored long enough although if this person/s actually exists you have done a fine job today by posting this and exacerbating the situation.

There are situations like this where the sites like TER and P411 can help, but only if that person is making threats for a good review, to tell your wife, etc. They won't intervene if this person is just a danger to you because that is not their business, and if they policed every nut job we run into, they would never sleep.  

For NOW, I would change your information and if she is on a site like P411 or Date-Check, make them aware, and provide the proof. Sometimes they will do something, and other times they won't

I think if a person were serious about avoiding negative contact, they would STFU & disappear.

 
I can't believe some one is physically stalking your person.

 
P.S. I don't think you write enough posts.

with a video camera...Is that wrong?

So yesterday I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of saying "thank you", she said "how did you get in my house".  Seemed kinda rude.  

There are a short list of ladies here that could stalk me and I'd write them a thank you note, but if that doesn't work for you, or she doesn't happen to be your brand of crazy, then change everything and hope to hell she never got any of your real information.