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Squeezylabeef 41 Reviews 1963 reads
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...convince my wife that I can go for a round 2 or 3 on our rare sex sessions without outright saying I can because I've done it with multiple providers on my clandestine hour long dates?  She doesn't think I have it in me.

It is probably not that she does not believe you can. The real reason is probably because she does not want to go for 2 or 3 rounds.. Good luck, my friend..  

You could be honest with her and tell her that if you wish.. I don't suggest it. but I can for sure promise you that If you tell her she will either leave you or If you get really lucky, She will Fuck you  to the point where you just can't anymore. but that is not likely...

Posted By: Squeezylabeef
...convince my wife that I can go for a round 2 or 3 on our rare sex sessions without outright saying I can because I've done it with multiple providers on my clandestine hour long dates?  She doesn't think I have it in me.

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Not literally, really heard of men or women telling their partners of their temptation to cheat because they're not getting any at home - or they just up and threatened to leave. Changes marriages, either for the really bad or for the good. If it doesn't do anything, well. Don't know what to tell you.

Never done it myself, don't know whether or not to suggest as I'm not a psychologist, but - based on what I've seen - it brings the sexuality out even more in (some) relationships, because the neglector realizes how important sex is in a relationship. It also brings a new dynamic, so I've heard, in the sense that the confession brings open communication between the two.

and some flying plates.

Wear a helmet if you decide to do break the news.

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Come on Squeezy. You already know the simple answer.  

Just pound her like there is no tomorrow. Cum on her face, then her back and finish in her mouth.

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Communication....Communication....and MORE Communication.  I have my degree in Psych and if I were going through something like this, I would talk about it and he honest.  It's all about the delivery.  Don't play the victim, just be honest and say "Honey I think you are sexy and I love to make love to you, It's important to me, so it should be important to you"  See how that goes.   Some other advise would be to wear a helmet in case dishes do go flying :  ;)

But if you're popping 2 or 3 times in a hour it can't be too great for her. Slow down and go for quality not quantity. Try practicing with you're provider friends then when you're wife notices how much better you've got and are actually getting her off, I bet those rare sex sessions will become more frequent. Not throwing stones just saying

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If you want to pop 2-3 times,  do it over the course of hours so she gets to enjoy it, too. Make her O 2-3 times, and she'll be bragging at work.

and make her put her money where her mouth is.

So if you can get off 2 or 3 times, she gets a shopping spree, or you wash the dishes for a week, or whatever.

If you do get off, then she has to let you have more time off with the guys for whatever.

Make it interesting.

When ur actually with the one ur married to then with your fantasy girl??  Maybe you can perform the rounds but highly doubt it will be accomplished with your wife... Or maybe....  
 

Posted By: Squeezylabeef
...convince my wife that I can go for a round 2 or 3 on our rare sex sessions without outright saying I can because I've done it with multiple providers on my clandestine hour long dates?  She doesn't think I have it in me.

After all the hot women, a porn star, a fitness model/porn star  and doubles sessions with girls 20-30 years younger than me, I have to try really hard just to be interested in the first time with the wife.  

Oh and did I mention being pissed at the wife most every day for being a compulsive hoarder. No my house isn't a mess but I have to be ever vigilant about it. Just today I caught her hoarding at her friend's house, also hoarder.

No advice, but it's always nice to see you here.  What ever happened to McDonald000?  Isn't he from down your way?  What a goofball.  I would love to introduce him to Hound.

Hey Nick!  I don't know where Old MacDonald was from.  His partly illiterate foreign guy posts were amusing.

The sad fact of the matter is that probably being in the hobby has made it even more difficult for me to have the second pop with her. We did try recently and when I wasn't bringing it up quickly enough she became frustrated and tired of it. Perhaps it's the memory of other younger women, the idea of shaved pussy that I can eat out, the doubles, the cum swallowing, coming on face, greek, sex in showers and Jacuzzis and other exciting locales, use of lingerie, sometimes movies and pics, etc.

I'm probably my own worst enemy.  The wife has the advantage of BBFS but can't really beat the other stuff.  And yes I'm attentive to her and more than willing to give her as many O's as she wants.  The odds are stacked.  Guess I just have to keep on hobbyin' and look for little gains here and there with her.

Thanks for the input.

In tribute to your great handle, I would sometimes post under you as Beefylasqueeze.

CheezyLaBeef?

Or was it SqueezyLaQueef?

Posted By: inicky46
In tribute to your great handle, I would sometimes post under you as Beefylasqueeze.

I don't think I ever used CheezyLaBeef, put anything's possible.  I had over 200 aliases.  SqueezyLaQueef does ring a bell, though.
PS: I was also RubicsPube.

I'd love to have my new pal (who is afraid to meet me and Tom Dart...go figure) Udo create...

UdosMom
UdosWife
UdosSister
UdosSon
UdosMamasan
Udolt
UdoltforPresident
UdoltlovesFIDIOT
FIDIOTlovesTony

The possibilities are endless  ;)

Posted By: inicky46
I don't think I ever used CheezyLaBeef, put anything's possible.  I had over 200 aliases.  SqueezyLaQueef does ring a bell, though.  
 PS: I was also RubicsPube.

UdosMomsUterus?

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Posted By: ChgoCPA
I'd love to have my new pal (who is afraid to meet me and Tom Dart...go figure) Udo create...  
   
 UdosMom  
 UdosWife  
 UdosSister  
 UdosSon  
 UdosMamasan  
 Udolt  
 UdoltforPresident  
 UdoltlovesFIDIOT  
 FIDIOTlovesTony  
   
 The possibilities are endless  ;)  
   
Posted By: inicky46
I don't think I ever used CheezyLaBeef, put anything's possible.  I had over 200 aliases.  SqueezyLaQueef does ring a bell, though.  
  PS: I was also RubicsPube.

"Oh, Gaud...  I'm so horny...  a give her a turn...

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