Okay, my ma and pops were separated early so the only guy in my life was my mom's second husband who was a big black guy...not lying my mom is like 5' and 100 pounds soaking wet. So I was about 9 when I was in my mom's closet going through her jewelry and trying things on when my "parents" came in and started doing it. I WAS SO mortified because I couldn't tear my eyes away. At the time I didn't really know what I was watching but he was HUNG. Thus my early belief that I was never dating a black guy because of that.  LOLZZZ As soon as they were done (after a few minutes my head was buried in the corner and I was plugging my ears) they went to go get a shower and I got the phuck out of there!

~Rae

Re: How Did You React?

What? They do that?

No, it can't be. The stork brought me. I'm sure of it.

Re: Sorry, my Mother is

a virginal Saint who just happened to have three immaculate conceptions, so I know for a fact that my parents have never done it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I never saw them having sex.  I do remember though when my dad and I had "the talk".  We were in the car just the two of us. I was probably in the 6th or 7th grade.

When he told me the deal, all I could think of was

"On Nooooo, my mom is a F**KER!  my mom is a F**KER!"  

I remember being horrified at that thought that she was actually a f**ker.  Looking back at it, I guess that shows the Midwestern double standard of morality begins early in our lives.  Fortunately, in my adult life I was able to meet a lady who allowed me to understand ladies enjoy sex just as much if not more than we guys do.

Funny how we tend to remember some of the strangest things our whole lives.

Once for me, and once for a younger sibling, and I missed the second time.

Now... I'm 1,000% sure that our grandparents never ever had sex... they were way too old and wrinkled to be doing anything of the sort.

I never caught them but I have been caught by them having sex in their house.  Not pretty for me or my boyfriend at the time. I think I was grounded for a month.

little episode. LOL! I did hear it once I think but I really didn't know what it was until much later in life. Thank goodness! LOL!

When young, my Mom was hot! Hot HOT!

never did see what she saw in my dad, but Mom was a fox....  Dad had the good sense to realize what he had...   his only complaint, was just before his lung cancer was diagnosed, he went to the doctor, and said that he could not "keep up"  

The doctor asked if his inability to exercise was really bothering him, and he said... "no, that is not what I mean by "keeepoing up" I mean in the bedroom..."  OH... was the docs response...

lol

but I never caught them... probably a good thing...  but as dad got older - he was very candid about his sex life... and from what he described - it was pretty good...

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I just remember reacting to the douche bag draining in their bathroom shower. It kind of freaked me out a little bit, but I also laughed outloud.

Hugs,
Ciara

my parents never had sex of course

i came into this world via immaculate conception.

Surely you are mistaken.

would ever lay claim to having anything to do with my creation. Thankfully, I never got to witness them doing anything but arguing as to whose devilchild I really was, and where the hell I came from.

The closest I got to finding out about this was when I noticed that they got to have a lock on their bedroom door and I didn't.

I asked my mom why that was.  She said it was because she and dad were "busy" in there sometimes.  

"Oh", was my only response.  In my mind I could just see mom and dad pouring over their paperwork.

"Busy", you see, is why my dad would not be home for dinner because he had to work late at his office.

Today, I stay busy at the office in other ways.

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I would have to say that I never knew they had sex while growing up (obviously they did as we had 5 kids in the family), but when I was about 9 I was going through their drawers (probably looking for money to steal) and found a 'Joy of Sex' book and a jar of vasoline.  At the time it seemed strange and the book was 'gross' (apparently razors were not invented until 1980 or so) but I didn't put 2 and 2 together until a few years later and I was old enough to deal with the idea of my dad hitting mom in the 'stink-star'.

SMEGMA!!

I'm not even sure they ever did have sex, and I don't doubt a few paternity tests would support my view.