I see why this acronym is used by hookers and I can also see why most mongers dislike it.

The toll plaza, or anywhere else a financial transaction takes place.

And reviews should not have the last word so to speak if the person has a questionable lesion, or anything indicating that the activities should not happen or physically can't happen (I've never encountered one of those but I would prefer to cancel the date all together because I wouldn't feel comfortable exposing myself to that). It is a matter of mutual respect and remember, there is always two sides of the story, unfortunately we can't defend ourselves just yet.
Obviously, the provider and gentleman should have common sense when it comes to anything that would make the other person uncomfortable (lesion, disease, etc). I don't even work when I have a cold or allergies because I want to give 110% of my energy during the dates.

I know I appreciate when my reviewers write "YMMV" in my reviews.

In answer to your second question, Providers who I call friends have told me stories about a small percentage of guys in the hobby who are plain slobs, rarely showering or taking a bath or wearing clean clothes.  They have ass stink along stinky crouch's. The guys are not coming from working construction but haven't cleaned up for days. Thank God most of us understand hygiene and shower within the hour of having a date or ask to shower when they arrive at the date. If I walked into a date and saw she was a slob, I'd leave without so much as a word or a cancelation fee. Unfortunately the ladies usually don't have this option. As for anyone with lesions, all bets are off!!!RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

1. Does it bother you to have your preferred activities either on your website or in a review, which for all intense and purposes, when read by any guy wanting to book, that you will do "the above" with him, SIGHT UNSEEN, as in you have no idea what his cleanliness is, his health, winky size etc?  

At a minimum. But it sounds like both of those are YMMV for you. So if both of those services are off the table with a dirty gent, what the hell GFE stuff are you going to do with him? Hold hands and go to the movies? Have him balance your check book? LOL

After assessing health and cleanliness etc, I move on to what is the accepted GFE activities.

If they didn't they either did not like me or what I did. Or they simply don't do repeats. A return visit shows me that I am what they wanted in every aspect. To me, that is better than a review.

JD aint going down on any stanky puss, no doubt. But you said in your OP "And for those who might be wondering, yeah I cover the general GFE activities so my clients are not getting ripped off."

I will refuse to whatever it is if is dirty or diseased. Therefore I am performing a smart GFE. If I had a BF that showed up filthy, he either showers or he get the GTFA (get the fuck away) experience.  

Little misunderstanding I guess. I thought in your OP you were saying you wouldn't offer a BBBJ, DFK, etc on a filthy john, but so he didn't feel "ripped off", you would move on to other "general GFE activities".  

is not because of hygiene, but because of the capricious nature of women in general.  I will give this example in a workplace:  Woman finds man attractive and has desire to get to know him, she will allow for some bodily contact and advances.  Same woman finds the next man not attractive, and she becomes very defensive to any touch or advances and may pursue sexual harassment complaint against him.  This example is extreme and simplistic, but I am using it just for those reasons.  I do not know what makes women tick, but I have seen enough in my lifetime to understand that not every man is going to be everything to every woman.  The providers I have met from here are all women, and some are more capricious than others.  I do get a little disappointed from time to time, there in I wish there was no such thing as YMMV.

Dear Madam Montecarlo:
It is safe to say when you use the term YMMV, it is more on a case by case basis.  The aforementioned factors are those that you entertain and determine whether of not you are going to perform any acts that you would with someone that would visually appear to meet all of your salubrious standards that are in accordance with the AMA and the American Urological Association.  Although Montecarlo is part of your appellation, I am sure that you are not one to bet with your health since you take into consideration the long term effects of your participation within this discipline of the commercial sex industry.  

hookers are not machines -  even taking the gfe choreography from consideration,  why would anyone expect anyone to suck a dirty crank?  or to take a giant cock up the tushie?   Or for that matter to kiss with tongue when the guy stinks?  or take fingers up the cooze when he's got ragged nails...  or many other things.....

If they keep coming back and PAYING me I am not at all concerned what they are thinking. So, if that floats your boat, then I do agree, they might hate my ass but I still get paid regardless, not a bad gig in my book

Because you are not making sense.  

Still changes zippo in so far as they keep showing up and I still keep getting paid. Do you have a point? Or was your point that some guys might think I stink but still show up? In that case I got that three posts ago, but thanks for reminding me over and over and over.

If a guy can't meet a minimal hygenic standard, then you shouldn't feel obligated to do everything with him (or perhaps anything if bad enough). Duh - most guys get this.
I will say though, the description of various other GFE activities, hand-holding, movies, et al. was good for a chuckle.

There have been times (like the one dude sticking his finger into my chocolate factory fondue kit,) when I have plainly said "Homey don't play dat." If they argue, I say "Not sure what review you read that in, but it ain't happening."

if his dick is smelly on goes a cover,

And even then especially if he is uncut they can still reek so, on goes a cover.