Yep, I could talk dirty to you. If I were paying attention to the way your body was responding to what was going on, I could use that as a cue for what to say. My guess is that your body would give me feedback--positive or negative-- pretty quickly. Let's face it, as the cliche goes, the body's largest sex organ is between the ears. Talking dirty isn't perverse, it's foreplay.

"What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?"

First...excuse me while I spit out my mouthwash.
Okay...where was I...

Could you repeat that honey?


"What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?"



"Let me f**k you and pou*d you with my big juicy man meat...you horny slut you...you know you want it,baby"
"can you handle my big c**k for your sluttish pu**y pleasure,you slut c**t"

How's that for starters?

Cheers!

I love to talk dirty!!!! I would cum right out with the words

Im known to have a "toliet" mouth but,, when im with a lady
im quite shy

Sham

Happens all the time -- usually, it encourages the lady to respond in kind and then we both get turned on.  Have never had anyone to tell me to stop.  Then, I have this little habit of swearing like a sailor when I cum.  Most women say they think it's "cute".

I would blindfold you and lightly tie you spread eagled to the bed.  Then I would begin telling you my fantasies of what I would do to you.  Except that I would not touch you.  I would only talk in a low, relaxing voice. In your enforced blindness, you would hear my voice and feel my breath on your cheek, next to your ear, over your nipples.  I would tell you my fantasy of taking you to Chateau Marmont and sitting on a banquette close together and how I would slowly run my hand over your knee and up your skirt....

Talking dirty is an under-appreciated, under-practiced art that has major payoffs.  It can't be done without thought, practice and patience.

I will be opening my salon for private lessons in dirty talk shortly.  Hobbyists and providers may PM for rates; payment in kind will be considered for select providers, but a cut of increased revenues resulting from this new, learned skill, will be the preferred consideration.

but I'd do it in a heartbeat. Perverts are fun, btw. I aim to please, and anything that enhances your experience enhances mine. I wouldn't have to think about it.

me to see how much it turns her on.  There is, of course, absolutely nothing wrong with it.

talk dirty to me loolie loolie

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochi coo?" asks his wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife puts her hands on her hips and says to him, "You want a beer my love?"

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc....

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie. But the bar .... you know ... the frozen glass..."

He didn't get to finish saying the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

She takes out of the freezer a huge beer mug so frozen that the wife was getting the chills from holding it.

The husband looking a bit pale says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours that are really delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hoer's de devours, poochi poo?" she coos.

She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hoer's de devours - chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc...

"But sweet honey, at the bar, you know ... the swearing, the dirty words and all that," he meekly replies.

She replies, "You want dirty words cutie pie? Here drink your fucking beer in your fucking frozen glass and eat your fucking shit hoer's de vours, because you aren't going anywhere, you fucking asshole!!"

Tally-Ho!



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My FB and I engage in some really great dirty talk and, so, when I was pretty new in the biz and had a date, out came the dirty talk, and luckily, he liked it. But then, a few days later, I had another date and began talking dirty and he held me out at arm's length and just looked at me so disgusted and turned off! It's funny to me now, but it sure wasn't then!!

So, that kind of killed my talking dirty, darn it...

You know its not words that get me going and keep me going. its the actions.  But then its just me.

"What would you say, if I said, Oh Baby, talk dirty to me?
Would you have to think about it, or could you cum right out with the words?"

I'm a very talkative person, and that includes during sex. I just love dirty talking, especially when both engage in it, and building a fantasy together. So, talk dirty to me, baby!

("Talk Dirty to Me" is also the title of one of the all-time great porn films, starring Jessie St. James and John Leslie, who was a master dirty-talker.)

--b.

Love a woman who can talk dirty and who likes to be  talked dirty to. I would want the lady to hint at it though. Brought up Southern Baptist, always the gentleman.

It also depends on the girl too.  Some girls are so sweet and innocent, it just doesn't seem right.  The other girls who are down and dirty, now we're talking.