I am actually in an "arrangement" with a lady who I've been seeing for over a year.  We are each comfortable with the other now enough to cease using a condom.  My question for the ladies (and men who want to chime in) is when I'm done and pull out what do others do at that time?  Do I immediately get up and offer to bring her a warm wet washcloth?  Do we just lay there for a bit talking and loving on each other and let it run out for the time being?  If ahead of time I bring a towel to use afterwards that seems a little too awkward.  I'd love to hear what the general accepted and natural practice is here.  Thank you.

They think we all must be as clueless as this tool.

To the OP, my suggestion is that if you are paying her, she gets the towel. If you aren't paying, then be a gentleman and get the lady a fucking towel. Unless of course you enjoy lying there in your own splooge.

Honestly, have you never been with a woman before?

Have a towel handy you tool. Oh and I hope whatever birth control she's on doesn't fail since you CIV. Oops I just couldn't ignore it after all.

Is she exclusively seeing JUST you?

SMH at yet another BB thread.

Steph

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This is the best you could come up with to thinly veil your "look at me, I'm getting bareback with hooker!" boast? C'mon, man, you can do better than "whatever shall I do with my jizz," can't you?

Some confuse being stupid with being a gentleman. The OP is just the latest example. When did this rather simple and straight-forward endeavor become as punctilious as seeking an audience with the Pope?

This tool is way too stupid to procreate.

I can't believe you all.  I feel I have a valid question and all I get is bullshit responses.  My thanks at least go out to all of you who read the question and didn't respond with some immature remark.

I never knew the "general and accepted practice" is to have BBFS with a provider and then cum inside of her. Didn't realize I was doing it wrong all of this time.

When you play a clueless newbie in order to announce that you are participating in BBFS with a hooker, did you expect everyone to answer the stupid question or to comment on your statement?

Maybe she would have been helpful?

Yes, I am a newbie when it comes to BBFS and that is my own personal decision.  What I expected is for someone to at least point me to a thread or somewhere on this site where I can do my own research.  No one has yet to do anything other than to hide behind their computer monitor trying to prove they are more experienced than I am.

Did you register for that class yet?

Would you come on here and brag that you are allowing a hobbyist to shoot his load inside of you and ask everyone who should get the wash cloth for clean up duty? Really Rasha. There is no phenomenon here.

You are paying her, it's her responsibility to clean up. You can also ask her if she cleans up the other guys that she performs BBFS with. You do know that you don't have exclusive rights to her service.  

Never mind that you are engaging in an activity that many of us find cataclysmically reckless, your basic question was about washcloth etiquette. Frankly, the responses were more sanguine than you deserved. While there may well be no such thing as a stupid question, that doesn’t prevent stupid people from doing the asking.

Ok wasn't going to say anything but not now. You're an asshat. How's that?

Question for you, do you go to Spain and run with the bulls?

I hate to say this, but while there is no shortage of BSC hookers, theere is simply no contest in who makes the stupidest posts. The guys win in this department hands down.

That’s what I meant by stupidity masquerading as gentlemanly behavior.

His English teacher, she is a hottie BTW (I just boned her, by pinning her against the wall, and yes used a condom) hasn't gone over those words yet...  

and this OP is proof positive of that fact.

I also agree that he should be getting an even bigger beating over this than he is. This also proves my point about TidWit, I had zero doubts that replacing his cluelessness on the board would take long. Lots of piñatas out there. lol

as long as WitWit did..

I enjoy when you post rrasha, I typically learn a new word, and almost always get a good chuckle. And then, as I will after I post this message, I visit your site to look at your amazing ass. Someone really should sculpt it, so that future generations can enjoy it.

Of course for all we know, Tidwit might be here this very minute telling himself "Even I wasn't THAT stupid" of course he'd be wrong, because he was every bit that stupid. lol

And who was the first guy that thought this was a good idea? Hmmm, let's see, run down narrow uneven cobblestone streets with frightened 1000 lb beasts that have long pointed horns. Yeah, folks that die doing this should be eliminated from the gene pool. It's said these fools do it to prove their bravery, I say it only proves their stupidity.

If he's gonna make a deposit like that and it's going to run out of her, the best thing to do is to have the towel by the bed waiting, then hand it to her so she can get his jizz before it makes that cold wet spot. Then she can get up and get her own wash cloth. This is about the bottom sheet. Of course if he really luvs her, remember that old saying? Love is sleeping in the wet spot!

Damn dude, since you take advantage of her when she's hard up for cash and get a severely discounted rate, get her a damn towel. It's called saving the sheets!

Thank you very much for the answer.  Yes, I do think they're jealous among other things.  I've been a hobbyist for almost 5 years now and have never been BBFS with any provider.  This relationship has matured to the point now that we're dating one another and we have each recently been tested for STDs and have provided each other with the results that prove we're clean. The reason for my question was to try to avoid any awkwardness that may take place and to try to find out how others handle it.  Apparently there aren't many on this site who are knowledgeable about such matters.  Thank you again for sharing how you handle this.

is the epitome of success  LOL

The board posts that I find most annoying fall into two categories: 1. Stupid  and 2. Self-aggrandizing.  Congratulations, you've managed to combine the worst of both worlds: Your post is moronic and it reeks of braggadocio.  
It proves that even idiots can multitask. You're a winner in my book!

but had a demented sense of humor to watch others run for their life.. And what makes it more fun is no one is really forcing them to run...

Yes, I keep a towel handy as well.

but I do follow my other rule as well when one or both of us forget. I only get up and get the towel if I am not paying, but I don't really see myself having BBFS with someone I am paying anyhow, so I guess that's a moot point.

I guess another way of looking at it is, whoever came the most, gets the towel. lol

The only thing that I'll brag about is the fact that I posted a question that's gotten over 1,000 reads in less than 3 hours.

YOU claim that this gal is a hooker...and that YOU have an arrangement with her (as in SD perhaps?).

As of 2:15 CDT you had a grand total of 219 reads...probably half of them were YOU jerking off to your own OP.

That your troll post got over 1,000 reads?  (Which it didn't.)  You must have felt so empowered in grade school when someone taped that "kick me" sign to your ass.  

That's 219 reads of my original question.  The rest are all reads of your smart ass comments back to me ass hole.

my guess is she's rather be called something else.  I'd love to hear what.

Even for a few hundy an hour, I don't know how long I could put up with this idiot shit.

My guess is he's lurking here right now, champing at the bit to get back on and post more of his "wisdom."
I will welcome him back with open arms.  I made that promise to a lady.

1) No one is jealous of you.  BBFS is rampant in this world and it's the Third Rail of this game, meaning, touch it and you die.  By proudly announcing to the world you've been doing it you just ended up on the DNS lists of numerous hookers, and not just the ones who posted on this.  You also may have harmed the girl you reviewed, as guys who play safe may not wish to see her.  If she's your hooker GF I hope she has another source of income.  You guys are likely going to have to be monogamous.  Does this sound smart to you?
2) The real ridicule to which you were subjected was about when/how to get a towel to mop up your splooge. This is NOT a newbie question, as most sentient humans can figure this out for themselves.  So, another stupid question.  And you didn't like the answers you got?  Too bad.  Here's the solution. From now on don't post blatantly stupid questions.  I know, I know, you didn't (and probably still don't) think it was a stupid question.  The problem is, stupid people don't know they're stupid.
My advice to you is from now on just STFU.
You're welcome.

Otherwise the species is doomed  LOL

After taking a dump do you prefer to wipe right away or is it better to let your sphincter relax a bit?

For you, it's two words.

I thought you were tidwit.

Your delivery is a 10..

Rod might have been gun shy on the whole cowgirl thing but posting about BBFS and what to do about the cum leaking va jay jay this is on a whole other level here.

And is there going to be early voter registration for the SPOTY award?

Steph xoxo

And I hate to tell you but there's a glitch in he new version when it comes to how many reads. I'm on Classic and your post has about 350 reads. Of those I'm betting 300 are from you.

In case you didn't read my first to you, have the damn towel on the bedside table, hand it to her, ok? Then dip your dick in undiluted bleach!

Damn!

Do you think he even read the responses answering his damn question abut the towel? Except from ROGM? Great post BTW!

Steph xoxo

Thank you!  It's refreshing to have someone actually answer my question as well as see there are some normal people on this site.  Thanks again!

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Posted By: randy3579

I am actually in an "arrangement" with a lady who I've been seeing for over a year.  We are each comfortable with the other now enough to cease using a condom.  My question for the ladies (and men who want to chime in) is when I'm done and pull out what do others do at that time?  Do I immediately get up and offer to bring her a warm wet washcloth?  Do we just lay there for a bit talking and loving on each other and let it run out for the time being?  If ahead of time I bring a towel to use afterwards that seems a little too awkward.  I'd love to hear what the general accepted and natural practice is here.  Thank you.

   
 When I'm in a monogamous relationship and enjoying unprotected sex...  
 I keep several washcloths in a sealed tuperware container in my nightstand.  After my partner and myself have finished sex, I reach over and get one of the washcloths and place in on my crotch, so we may relax a few minutes and cuddle and not have semen soaked sheets.  Because doctors always recommend a woman urinates after intercourse ( to ward off a uninary tract infection) I then get out of bed and go to the restroom to pee.  After that, I get another washcloth and clean my girlie parts with warm water.  I dry off, and get another washcloth.  I run warm water on it, wring it out, and then I go back into the bedroom and I sensually and gently wipe and cleanse my partner's cock and balls...which, usually arouses him again, and we go for round two of passionate lovemaking.    
   
 (FYI: I don't worry about becoming pregnant, during unprotected sex, because I'm unable to bear children.)  
   
 randy3579, I realize your question is a bit differnet than my scenario, but...it is similar.          

and most guys here have been there at one time or another.  It's NOT part of the hobby & asking on a F*ck board has confused everyone.  YES, it is possible to have an exclusive relationship with a FORMER provider...  or a FwB...  or a GF.  Make sure she's on Birth control for real...  avoid nasty surprises.  I've been there with my Ex.    

And I also made the promise, with one condition though...

“Always use paisley sheets. The semen stains will look like part of the pattern.”

That's your job

What I meant is "tell the world you indulge in BBFS and your playing days are done, or at least seriously restricted."
Same goes for ROGM and His Provider.

Like somebody already asked "what do you expected?" -that is, unless you just barely joined and have no idea whatsoever about the kind of posters in here.

it is the best, you should try it!

His little club really doesn't sound too exclusive, now does it?

If you're taking advice from rogm you might as well throw that towel in now...

ROGM is a mangy mutt and a post about BBFS is the sound of a can opener...he'll come a running' every time.

If the girl even exists, and if he even sees providers. One review 5 years ago? Probably hasn't seen anyone since, but it was quite the troll post. As he was quick to point out, it got a thousand reads in three hours or whatever the fuck he said. So either he's the dumbest human on the planet or he gets off on the shit storm he created...I'd say the odds are fair it's the latter, which is almost as pathetic as not knowing how to clean up your own spunk.

That will kill you faster that any std around.

You slay me in more than one way.

Steph xoxo

is to avoid booking with her accidentally. I don't want my dick within ten miles of where yours has been. Thank god she either doesn't exist or waits in your closet until you're ready to inflate her.

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