Has anyone random (like a door to door salesman or a clueless neighbor or something) ever knocked on the door to your incall? If so, how did you handle it?

Of course. I think we have all been through that.

You know very quick what it's all about. Just tell them to buzz off.

I invite them in, put some porn on the big screen TV and offer them some booze. It's interesting to note which ones keep coming back.

despite a DND sign on the door.  

A simple "Go away" did the trick.  

 
Be sure to latch that door!

Guy knocked on the door - said the maid hadn't inventoried the mini-bar and he was there to do so, in order for them to close the previous occupant's bill.  Wouldn't go away.  She hurriedly gathered up clothes, toys, etc., stuffed them under the bed, stuffed me (naked with a boner) in the bathroom, wrapped herself in a towel, and handled the whole thing with grace.  Only problem was that she looked so damned hot in the towel that he didn't want to leave!!

She should have called hotel front desk to corroborate the story, and even then, complain that it is an inconvenient time and for the person to be told to come back later.

 
I'm glad nothing more untoward occurred.

and this fucking Bible Thumper started pounding on my door right in the middle of my "downstroke" lol

 
I was perfectly willing to completely ignore him, but he was so fucking persistent that the girl I was with finally told me to "please" go find out who was at the door. I answered the door with a very polite "What the fuck do YOU want???!!!" and this fucking douche bag still went into his pitch. I flat out told him I was busy getting laid and for him to go away and instead of apologizing for bothering me, he simply said "well since you have already answered the door....."  I almost punched him right in the fucking face, and I did tell him if he said "one more fucking word" I would punch him in the face. lmao

 
and people wonder why I hate Bible Thumpers. lol

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I like early afternoon appointments, and you never know exactly when HK is going to show up. So I kept the DND sign lit all day on my last Vegas trip until after the lady(s) had left my suite. They even called me once and wanted to know when I was going to be out of the room.

MfSD>>>>

Housekeeping can be quite clueless and I have had them try to enter my room countless times, even with the DND sign clearly posted, and I know several housekeepers have gotten quite an eyeful when bursting into my room while I was "entertaining company" lol

 
and yes, I have had housekeeping call me hundreds of times asking me when I wanted the room made up, on many occasions I have told them simply to bring fresh towels and then leave me alone as I had "company" and did not want to be disturbed.

Sounds like a scene from a porn movie lol! Did both of you tag team her?

I've only had housekeeping interrupt things a few times (while visiting my hostess; I don't do outcalls) but one of those times was VERY, as in TOTALLY, disruptive.
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I think I'll start carrying a roll of tape with me to fortify the DND sign we put out. Anybody know where I can get a multi-language version?  

EDIT: Just in case the pic gets deleted from the host site: Yellow Crime Scene Tape: "Crime Scene - Do Not Enter".  Put a few strips across the doorway, close the door and commence with the crimes and misdemeanors.

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but they'll get the idea:

I say this because I always see posts here about staying in 4 star and 5 star hotels, and now I see multiple posts on the same thread about housekeeping ignoring "Do not disturb" signs. I don't know if these are the same people who always stay in the "higher end" hotels so I am making an assumption here. Personally I have never had housekeeping or anyone come into my room while the do not disturb sign was up.  This is not just about fucking hookers. There are times I just want to sleep or relax in my room and not be disturbed during the day. Other times I am actually going to be out all day, but I don't want them to clean or enter my room so I put up the sign and leave, and come back late in the evening and find my room in exactly the same state of mess I left it in. I have also never been in a 5 star hotel, and stayed in a 4 star only once because I got a really good deal on Hotwire.

Kudos to you for telling him the truth, which probably made him another provider's client that day

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I used to have a separate apartment I kept just for incalls.  One day there was a note on my door from a neighbor saying she knew what was going on and could I phone her.
I was just a little freaked out.  I debated ignoring her but figured that might not be wise.  Finally I called her and she told me she was an ex-provider herself and she was looking for help getting back in the business!
Close call!

a lot of places have sign no soliciting.Don't answer the door or shut door..No one says nothing professionals are soliciting marketing ads or emails.texts. paid services.

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Hardly ever go to incall ,rather pay the extra  for outcall (if option is available). If decided to, I will  not go to any other incall other  than a hotel.There is a higher potential for drama in such other places.

No idea what you're saying, Fancy but I did door to door selling for a summer in college and we were taught to ignore no soliciting signs and knock anyways.