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A SEX-starved woman could be jailed after making 700 calls to the emergency services, local army headquarters and the town council demanding a man for sex.

Hanna Wozniak, 42, from Koszalin in central Poland could be jailed for up to a year. After police traced the calls back to her home, she told them: “I was desperate for sex. It’s been so long since I had someone in my bed.”

You have direct orders from Col. Klink to put down your potato peeler and go the the assitance of this woman. You are on special assignment until further orders.

He lives in South America. I saw him on a special about obesity. Get your facts right.....jeeze....