The one about the dog who sticks his nose up the guys ass when he's working under the sink without his clothes on trying to de-clog it and ends up smashing his squash on the pipes.
when I was a kid. One of my Uncles was a farmer who heard noise in the chicken coop and went out in his long johns with a shotgun to look for the intruder. The bottom fell open. While Uncle B was looking around for the varmit the dog put his wet nose on Uncle B's bare ass. The family punchline was that we ate chicken for a month after that. B.
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