Hilarious and strange.

...same thing happened to me last week, and I don't even have a dog...

The one about the dog who sticks his nose up the guys ass when he's working under the sink without his clothes on trying to de-clog it and ends up smashing his squash on the pipes.

Man's best friend my ass.

crotch or ass unobstructed and unguarded around a dog. It's just their way of saying "Hello," and "Are you available."

Very funny clip.

a window.

when I was a kid. One of my Uncles was a farmer who heard noise in the chicken coop and went out in his long johns with a shotgun to look for the intruder. The bottom fell open.
 While Uncle B was looking around for the varmit the dog put his wet nose on Uncle B's bare ass.
 The family punchline was that we ate chicken for a month after that.
B.

never sleeping naked when a dog or cat has unfettered access to the bedroom and bed, especially if you don't usually use covers...

...or unluckily, I do.

OUCH!