some girls in the scene could take a course or two at Hooker U.  

Walmart is not the only option. There's also McDonald's, Taco Bell, Dollar Tree... etc...  LOL

Read some reviews.  Make some friends and back channel with them.  It really ain't that hard to find the good ones.

"How To Win Friends and Influence People" has a lot of good advice and tools for anyone in the people business.
Be sure to Include a workshop on mirroring with focus on kissing and touching the way your client wants to be kissed.

How to read and size up a customer so that you can correctly estimate how much you can take him for but still keep him coming back.  If you underestimate, you'll get the pennies and some other girl gets the dollars. If you overestimate, his wallet will heat up and he'll stop coming to see you. There's an art to "qualifying" a customer to make the biggest sale possible and still have a happy customer. Most sales pro's know how. Most working girls don't.

classes intended for those who flunk out of JDU and need a place to try to learn how to be a successful provider or hobbyist?

Agreed about how some sales pros can size up a customer almost instinctually and make the best sale that meets (or exceeds) their needs, while making them feel good about the transaction. Unfortunately, many sales folks don't have the instinct for it (thus they are order-takers) and much of this is learned on the job.

One is what you teach the ladies about running their business. The other is teaching the gentlemen how to treat the ladies when they graduate from H.U.  

... what I'd like to do next at some point in our date.  There's so many possibilities, and I'd rather she ask what I'd like than assume she knows what I'd like at that moment.  But spontenaity and the ability to take the lead if the client wants her to do that are important skills for a provide to have.  

Ironic mode off hahaha this course already exist in The Netherlands, and they're teaching more constructive and interesting things...  

A pet peeve of mine is when a lady makes generalized small talk about her business or depressing aspects of her personal life.  Let's put a stop to that and pretend that you're my sex-starved gf during our limited time together.  I don't want to hear about your previous client who cheated you, or how your baby daddy owes you money, etc.  Instead, tell me you've been thinking about me all day or whatever.  Sure, I'll know it's not exactly true, but it's better than hearing that your mom can't babysit and you might have to cancel some future appointments.

wherein it states that a local cannabis store may have to close owing to a prohibition of such a store within 1,000" of a school.

250 meters is NOT 1,000' and it's a LOT more than 1,000" lol

Since on any keyboard the ' and the " are on the same key, all he would have had to do is hit the "shift" key to inadvertently write the " at the end of 1,000.  Of course this does not mean he wasn't also stoned.

250 meters doesn't equal a thousand "feet" either. I knew he meant feet and not inches, if that were his only mistake I never would have mentioned it, and I wouldn't have said anything about needing a new calculator.

You are literally correct, but since 250 meters equals 820 feet that's not far off.  I mean, would you really have quibbled over a lousy 180 feet?  Yeah, you probably would have.
PS: You are also wrong to invoke Conan.  He's only an expert on things grammatical (viz. his NAME).  Whereas this issue is numerical.
Conan does wish to point out that you failed to place a comma between "Keep up" and "Jake."
-300 for this litany of errors.
Keep up, GaGa. rofl.

Please look CLOSELY at eh day this article was published.  (April 1, 2017) LOL

and to make it worse, I'm currently reading a book about famous April Fool's Day hoaxes.

I've been in and out of the hobby since I was 19, I love being naughty and able to be my true nympho self. I believe that if you're not here because you love it, find something else. So many women become providers because of the money and hate every minute of it. That's why I'd propose the following curriculum. If a lady doesn't pass she would be sent to an occupational therapist for a career aptitude test.  

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"in charge" here.  Its a free-for-all, take-what-info-will-help-you kind of board.  There are hobby industry veterans here with collectively hundreds of years of experience that give us priceless insights and information, and then there are Newbies with collectively hundreds of minutes of experience that give us worthless insights and information.  Choose what info to take from this board wisely and you will get along fine here and in your interaction with providers.  Choose poorly, and you will become the next EuroModels guy.  

I am the King of the Manginas! As I am king, it means I am in charge, just as my minions.... I mean my subjects. Shhh.....though, we don't want the mods getting wise to the fact I am in charge, as for some reason they think they are. Things are just easier when they think are in charge. LOL.

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...is likely Joey Skaggs. His bicycle confessional at the DNC was genius!

1.  One of the first prerequisites for our ladies is to have a screening class and at the end of the class they have to book and appointment and elaborate on how they verified the client.  Then within the class they should have the most common questions they should ask.  

1. Anxiety is the enemy of erection -- Do not rush the client and then blame him when he can't get it to stay up.
2. Using foreplay to help the client relax is a part of your job, do it.
3. Using fake pics to bait and switch your clients is a major red flag, and a sign of dishonesty.
4. Call or text if something comes up and you can't make it, but don't leave the client hanging.
5. I know that many of you don't like discussing service details over the phone, but don't make the client waste his time going all the way over there only to learn that you don't offer a particular service he's requesting. Use acronyms if you think that helps.
6. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but TER is a thorough and reliable screening tool for both parties involved in which the client doesn't have to risk revealing his identity. Please join, it's really for the best.
7. Pretend like you actually want to be there. Men are generally not attracted to starfish. Plus you get an E for effort.
8. You don't have the luxury to pick, choose and refuse, save that for your civvie life. If you have a problem sleeping with old fat men for a living, then maybe you'll enjoy flipping burgers in McDonald's for $10/hr.
9. Conduct business in a location that is safe and drama free. And certainly not in your boyfriend's apartment while he's away. That's a very dangerous thing to do. Afterall, you just don't know when he'll return, or what the neighbor's might have to say about it.
10. Make sure you both get tested before you do anything uncovered. Remember, you're in it to win it.
11. External hygiene is just as important is internal hygiene. You gotta wash the kitty if you want him to eat down there.
12. Don't complain when you get a bad review for not following protocol.

A good business motto is to treat every person like they're the most important person you'll meet.

I have clients who like to play mind games. Everything is fine and then out of nowhere I get odd passive aggressive behavior. Don't do that to each other. I cut it off. I just couldn't take it anymore and it was making me resent the person each time he did it to me. Life has enough stresses it shouldn't come from P4P. 😂  

I would be teaching advanced oral stimulation techniques & bed side manner...🚰