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Hold the Mayo: Double penetration question.
holeydiver 113 Reviews 1414 reads
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When you are DPing a lady in a sandwich, and one guy is the top bun and the other is the bottom bun, is it homo to enter the same hole?  Do you have to be in separate holes for a proper DP?  What if it is accidental that the two penis sword fight in an orifice?  Thereby rubbing the penises together, but within the context of a pussy or female bunghole.  Is there a time limit, like food hitting the floor?  Is there a point where it is OK to pick it up from the floor and eat a slice of buttered toast - like a 5 second rule - only translated into a MFM?

Also, if one penis is circumsized and one is uncircumsized, technically the penises are in a heterogeneous state.  Not a homogeneous state, because one has been ritualistically mutilated and the other is normal.  I say in that situation, only the circumsized one is the homo.  The extra skin on the uncircumized one protects it from anything gay.

I'm interested in hearing from guys that have NOT done a 3-way with me yet.

Thanks in advance.

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-- Modified on 12/17/2008 5:18:38 PM

I'm an absolute lover of DP! In no instance, were either of the gentlemen Bi or even Bi-curious and even a few times they were brothers/twins.

DP= double penetration. With that being said, as long they are both in her at the same time...it doesn't make a difference whether they're in the same orifice or not..it is still double penetration.

Does 2 penises in the same orifice mean your homosexual. NO! I've had brothers in the same hole and they certainly weren't gay.

Double Penetration ROCKS!!!

-- Modified on 12/17/2008 5:15:06 PM

derrier186 reads

wish you would tour michigan   im looking for a girl who really enjoys the greek trip  thanks tall wm

Well. When I was a fledgling serial f@cker in the US Navy, my best friend was a slightly older African American who at the time was two pay grades above moi. He took it upon himself to introduce me to the joys of LBFMs (Philippina bar girls). Usually we had plenty to go around ie 3 or 4 for the two of us. Better to facilitate the hot and cold blow jobs. But occasionally, we shared one lucky young lady. Sometimes the same orifice. If you get in a slightly different rhythm it only adds to the sensation all around. Oh! and this was in the luvvly pre-condom days. Jolly good sport, that. And regarding the queer bit - I'm the uncut one......

-- Modified on 12/17/2008 5:33:07 PM

I think you might have your penis labels wrong...LOL

As far as anything else goes, DENIAL isn't just a river in Egypt! ;-)

It's ok to tell yourself you are really just turned on by stretching a girl out...and that it has nothing to do with rubbing flesh to flesh with another hot cock.  Really...we believe you.

And when you next want to start rubbing cocks and shooting cum all over each other, no one will think you are gay just because of that.  Just ask Larry Craig... LOL

But seriously, while I think you were jesting a little with some of this, we do all know that "gay" is defined by a state of mind, not skin contact or experimentation, right??  

And LOVE the five second rule reference...LOL  But what is it that you were planning on eating?? ;-)

xoM

"I'm interested in hearing from guys that have NOT done a 3-way with me yet."

So, since you brought it up, how many guys does that rule out? And since you said "yet", do you have some target number in mind. Just curious where your amusingly different mind is going with this...

Greek is ok, but another penis is freaking you out?

If both cocks are wearing condoms, then there is no real contact and you can deny anything you want!!  ;)


I'm imagining the music that goes along with the sword fighting ... some type of jeapordy countdown tune where you are OK until .... your gay!

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