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BrentTaylor 79 Reviews 643 reads
posted
1 / 12
Hobby CSI

I've never watched this show but it seems to have real life application in The Hobby. So, I'm meticulous about taking a thorough shower on site before and after the fun. Hot, soapy, complete. I chew mint gum before and after. If she offers mouth wash, I accept. Usual stuff. (So Clean, So Fresh!)

But there's more to hobby hygiene than that. After dates I've had a few close calls on the home front that have made me think like a detective before leaving any incall.

- Socks. I try not to let my socks hit the floor. I usually wear black Goldtoe socks that pick up everything. Especially long hairs from brunettes, redheads (had one in my car once - yikes!) and blondes. Guys: Check your soles before putting on your shoes.  

- Groin: Yes, despite thorough showers sometimes things get through. Some women have long ass hair. Loose hair that clings and twists around things. Clings to my groin (so much time they spend down there). I've been home on my porcelain throne and noticed a long blonde hair imbedded in my curly pubes. Pulled it out and said: 'That was too fukin' close!' Just this week in the second shower I pulled 3 long brunette hairs out of my groin despite having clean shaven balls. And one wrapped around my right ear.  

- The DATY Life: So, I love eating pussy. Can spend 1/3 a session just on that. So so good to me. But earlier this year I had a session that was, well, insanely great. I skipped my way home kinda great. Later, I was in bed next to the SO talking. After a while, she closes her laptop (like she closes her legs), gets up and goes into the kid's room to sleep. She's like that. Anyway, I pull out my iPad and start searching (guess what for) and after a while I'm thinking: What's that smell? I blow into my hand and sniff: PUSSY. I'd forgotten to chew gum on my way home.  

All this is beyond regular forgetfulness over the years like leaving behind my coat, watch and (oh no) a wedding ring. Talk about a mandatory U-Turn.  

So guys: Learn once, repeat often: Check your shit before you leave!

bluepillman 226 reads
posted
2 / 12
Why stop there? Why not destroy all the sub-atomic evidence too!...lol...eom


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Retired-Guy 335 reads
posted
3 / 12
And don't grab a cup of coffee from the hotel lobby on your way out...

Doesn't really make sense to have an empty cup with the Hilton's logo on it in your car when you arrive home.  The coffee may be free, but you could end up paying dearly.
 

Posted By: DrHankMcCoy
I've never watched this show but it seems to have real life application in The Hobby. So, I'm meticulous about taking a thorough shower on site before and after the fun. Hot, soapy, complete. I chew mint gum before and after. If she offers mouth wash, I accept. Usual stuff. (So Clean, So Fresh!)  
   
 But there's more to hobby hygiene than that. After dates I've had a few close calls on the home front that have made me think like a detective before leaving any incall.  
   
 - Socks. I try not to let my socks hit the floor. I usually wear black Goldtoe socks that pick up everything. Especially long hairs from brunettes, redheads (had one in my car once - yikes!) and blondes. Guys: Check your soles before putting on your shoes.  
   
 - Groin: Yes, despite thorough showers sometimes things get through. Some women have long ass hair. Loose hair that clings and twists around things. Clings to my groin (so much time they spend down there). I've been home on my porcelain throne and noticed a long blonde hair imbedded in my curly pubes. Pulled it out and said: 'That was too fukin' close!' Just this week in the second shower I pulled 3 long brunette hairs out of my groin despite having clean shaven balls. And one wrapped around my right ear.  
   
 - The DATY Life: So, I love eating pussy. Can spend 1/3 a session just on that. So so good to me. But earlier this year I had a session that was, well, insanely great. I skipped my way home kinda great. Later, I was in bed next to the SO talking. After a while, she closes her laptop (like she closes her legs), gets up and goes into the kid's room to sleep. She's like that. Anyway, I pull out my iPad and start searching (guess what for) and after a while I'm thinking: What's that smell? I blow into my hand and sniff: PUSSY. I'd forgotten to chew gum on my way home.  
   
 All this is beyond regular forgetfulness over the years like leaving behind my coat, watch and (oh no) a wedding ring. Talk about a mandatory U-Turn.  
   
 So guys: Learn once, repeat often: Check your shit before you leave!

inicky46 61 Reviews 247 reads
posted
4 / 12
What about your pet picking up her scent?

Luckily, when this happened I was no longer married, and I don't know how her scent got on my pants.  But when I walked in the door, my Siberian Husky picked up a new scent and just glued his nose to my pant-leg, even while I was walking.  If I'd had an SO around she would have "smelled a rat," or a pussy, that is!
PS:  As a DATY lover, I enjoy the smell of her nice clean pussy on my upper lip while driving home.

EasyTimes 7 Reviews 272 reads
posted
5 / 12
This should take care of everything except your breath, lol

Full Body Condom!!  Just a thought ;)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 310 reads
posted
6 / 12
Watch out if she has a cat if you're at her place....

I got busted by the meme-sahib when she found cat fur on my suit coat.

BrentTaylor 79 Reviews 220 reads
posted
7 / 12
Not cat fur - it's lap dog fur that really clings. One friend (no, two of them) lets......

her dog sleep in her bed. And in her living room. (Some incall from home. So comfy!) That's why I have one or these roller stickies in my office and in my coat closet at home....Hobby CSI.

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Panthera12 246 reads
posted
8 / 12
Glitter from her eye make up

When I lived in LA a lot of the K-Girls at the time were wearing that glitter eye shadow or whatever you call it.
When my girlfriend was doing my laundry she noticed it. I just told her I was at CVS looking at Christmas cards.  SOLD! :)

harborview 10 Reviews 215 reads
posted
9 / 12
Wash face, hands,

privates...  before leaving...   I once was met at the door by 'no kiss wifee'...  who wanted a kiss.  Even though I had washed, I was certain I could smell sex on me driving home...  planned on washing again upon arrival.  Obiviously I "gotta go" ran for the bathroom.  Then washed again...  returned to the kitchen & wifee was no longer interested...  her normal state.

Reminds me of a buddy who returned home from screwing some co-ed...  only to be met at the door by his dear wife with his cocked & locked .45 in hand.  Reportedly, his first thought was "Who told!"...  and he could not be certain if he'd only thought it or said it out loud!!   It turned out there had been a real prowler at their rural home (tools found missing the next day).  She had called the Police who swung through but seeing his truck (he was friends with some cops) did not go to the door or investigate further.  She had correctly loaded the .45 put on safe...  but couldn't unload it.  He was still alive to tell the tale so I guess it was not out loud!

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 94 reads
posted
10 / 12
Good girl.. But just one is enough :D [e]


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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 215 reads
posted
11 / 12
That's gotta ruin your life...I would just quit hobbying :D [e]


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anonymousfun 6 Reviews 210 reads
posted
12 / 12
You don’t make any sense

Pussy smell after the detailed shower? May be you need to learn how to take a simple shower.

You have paranoia issue, seek help.

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