In Edrienne's case it would involve the Mile High Club.
I saw a provider for 2 hrs. We talked for 30 minutes before starting. What caught me by surprise was that her punani stank. I didn't say anything because all the ladies I've met have been clean so it was strange that a lady with such good-reviews would stink... I could smell traces of sweat and taste saltiness. I wasn't sure since I never drank pee but it smelled like pee too, and the thought of having tasted someone's pee really turned me off affecting the remaining session, just a little bit.
It almost seemed like she forgot to wash it down there after a quick workout... another possibility is that she's getting sick or undergoing hormone changes during the beginning of that time of the month. However, I'm guessing 30 minutes still would be too quick affect anything. Anyone know if the salmon stank reaks out that quickly when a girl's beginning to go on period or experiencing health issues?
Considering negative stigma that surrounds the alias-review, I'm trying to be as reasonable and fair as I can, avoiding the malicious route at all costs. However, if the time frame was too narrow, it only means: 1) didn't wash or 2) her performance ratings are inflated or omitting facts.... And a truthful review would be justified. Thoughts?
PS: Times like this I do thank TER for giving the ability to write *honest* reviews under an alias for the hobbyists who've experienced a variety of backlash and unfounded retaliation from both agencies and girls alike. True, it is a double edged sword and can become very malicious, but I certainly hope that people don't take the malicious route, and use it wisely the way it was intended...
And, BTW, I appreciate how you wrote what you wrote. But, if her pussy really stank, why not come up for air just long enough, then say, "Jeez, it's your turn but I just realized I should have taken a shower before we started." Then, when you're in the shower, you could have said, "hey, babe, would you come in here and wash my back?" Once you had her in the shower you could have started playfully soaping her up down there without her being the wiser. And if she somehow "sniffs out" what's going on and asks if you think she smells, say, "I didn't want to hurt your feelings but, well, yes."
I know this doesn't solve your problem now, but it might have helped you avoid it to begin with and have a much better session. You had plenty of time since it was a 2-hour session.
... then you could have suggested a shower in the moment. Or, barring that thought popping in your head at an opportune moment, you could contact her privately and relate your experience. Perhaps she'll offer to make it up to you?
On a somewhat side note: Potential reasons for the smell/taste you mentioned (aside from what you've guessed at already), might include: her 'getting ready' process being prolonged and in the heat most of us have had, sweat can naturally develop; her hydration wasn't sufficient and she had pee'd recently (even with using TP, strong urine smells can 'stick' around if you don't use wet-wipes); her diet isn't the healthiest and certain foods can will excrete smells through the skin; she used some sort of salt/alum based product down there trying to be 'fresh' (natural deoderant sticks are basically salt and if it's hot, she might have done this not knowing how it tastes, there are 'pussy tighteners' that contain alum that will alter the flavor of things).
re the shower idea, and your other advice is so savvy it makes me think you'd be a great improvement over The Love Goddess as mod of the EH board. Just a joke, really, but only sort of. And Gambler and LP say the TER jet kicks ass.
There is a bit of an initiation with the new mods involving the TER jet. I think that EC would make an excellent shrink to the lovelorn hobbyist.
In Edrienne's case it would involve the Mile High Club.
LOL I hardly think I'm qualified to fill her (rather pedantic) shoes and I sincerely doubt TER would be willing to pay the going rate for my time to do so. 
But the jet thing sounds interesting.....
If EC didn't take a shower for a week, after seeing 100 hobbyists, I'd.....
Ah I better not describe what I'd do in fear she'd think I was too much of a freak...!
Don't worry, dude, the whole board already knows what a little freak you are! As for EC, I never doubted she had better things to do with her fine ass than to park it in front of a computer answering lame-assed questions.
+1 ..... we don't let smelly dongs and musky balls pass so they shouldn't let a case of "vag gone bad" slide either.
I really wish us adults on both ends would hash out grievances before they go too far and/or before the session is over with.
On a somewhat side note: Potential reasons for the smell/taste you mentioned (aside from what you've guessed at already), might include: her 'getting ready' process being prolonged and in the heat most of us have had, sweat can naturally develop; her hydration wasn't sufficient and she had pee'd recently (even with using TP, strong urine smells can 'stick' around if you don't use wet-wipes); her diet isn't the healthiest and certain foods can will excrete smells through the skin; she used some sort of salt/alum based product down there trying to be 'fresh' (natural deoderant sticks are basically salt and if it's hot, she might have done this not knowing how it tastes, there are 'pussy tighteners' that contain alum that will alter the flavor of things).
you could wait and see her one more time. I saw a reviewed provider and I didn't even have to get close to smell a bad Oder. A few months later i had an opportunity to see her again and everything was OK. I have seen her seven time since then and never a repeat of the original. I don't know what caused the first but it was not a common occurrence for her. So it could be the other reviewers were correct and you just happened to catch her on a bad day.
If your review is the only one to mention this I might discount it anyway as a one off, and as an alias review I would automatically have no way of checking your history to see if you were someone who I would trust. If she was someone you might not mind seeing again except for the smell I would hold off and possibly give her another chance.
We have no qualms about telling a woman how good she tastes... I always give that compliment if it's true! If by chance there is a maliferous mal-odor, I will delicately state such simply and with tact!
It may be simple as needing a shower, but if the woman's chemistry is askew, a shower is probably futile at best!
Your first mistake was DATY, when you stated that she smelled. Your second mistake was not asking her to shower once you noticed she smelled.
I'm not a gynecologist, but you mentioned that she tasted kinda salty, this could probably be a yeast infection.
This is why I'm a big advocate on providers and hobbyist showering before sessions, study shows that Showering before and after sex minimizes risk.
I say write the review you owe it to your fellow hobbyist.
I agree with those that said ask to move to the shower. Without saying why simply get her in the shower with you. Part of the session, say you just got a wild idea, whatever. You could have gotten her in the shower with you. Saving feelings. If she questioned or declined then you have to explain. I've found most want to be told stuff like this and if you do it without attacking it should go well.
Many girls only do a simple wipe with a wash cloth between sessions, and despite their claims to the contrary, many book guys with only 10 or 15 minutes between cocks. Some chicks smell like latex, or jism, or an old warm can of tuna fish packed in oil.
That would be my last visit with her then. I am extremely clean, especially when I see a provider. I use a washcloth and really make sure my backside is as clean as hell so I don't make her go down and smell gorilla funk pleasuring me. I'm clean to the point where I will stop at a gas station or a supermarket to brush my teeth if necessary. I always buy breath mint and chew it on the way to the door.
I would expect this from a provider who is a lower cost 1/2 hour type girl setting up many appointments in a day , but if this was a higher cost lady its a unacceptable. If I pay $$$ of dollars for 60 minutes with a lady, she has to be well groomed...period.
This is assuming she had booked appointment to close together. I would gladly accept a text from the lady saying I need 20 minute to get ready.
...and I don't intend to write bad reviews just to be vengeful. The 1 single bad review I've ever written (I think I gave her a performance of 2), the girl subsequently quit the business and next thing I know she's been de-listed from TER. I'm sure she deserved it but I still felt really fucking bad, because I was the only bad reviewer on her short review history. lol
Obviously, alias reviews make it so much easier to write bad reviews and easier to cause serious damage on a girl. It's a real nasty cheap shot if you think about it, therefore I don't wish to abuse it unless totally justified. Frankly, as long as my personal stories don't show up next to my handle, I got what I wanted out of the alias-review feature... rest are of secondary importance, so I might even just let this slide considering she's had great reviews so far.
However, having that said, I'm sure she's a gorgeous provider but at the moment I'm doubting if I will repeat her 2 or 3 times. Not until the pee stank clears out of my memory banks, which may take several months. lol
You want the poor fucker to see her twice more & pay her stinky fishy twat 2 more times? Are you on drugs?
If done under an alias I will assume it is fake.
Well, I'm starting to get over it now. I don't think it's worth my time anymore to spend an hour or two just to write about someone's stanky stanky. lol
However, in order to address your concerns, a reviewer under an alias can include new details about the girl not mentioned in other reviews. If it contains details that only someone who saw her in person can possibly know, it will be very very difficult to label it a fake.
I need reviews to decide if I should see her in the first place. Plus I can give intimate details of a few ladies I never sleep with. People talk, some reviews are very detailed and/or I could make it up to suit my needs. This site already has plenty of fake reviews, aliased reviews removes any form of accountability.
There is a guy that has lots of reviews in my area, but all but one belong to girls that have worked for a certain agency, and all the girls from that agency got solid reviews from him. The one lady not from that agency was the only bad review and that lady was critical of that agency in the past. IF he works/gets favors from the agency he would have personal details as well. If this guy use an alias, I would have never seen the pattern.
Any review done by alias or a new reviewer is useless as I can't review the reviewer. Fake reviews are a big problem and they are in no way rare. Aliases will make it worse.
As I side note, on this board what is the number one use for an alias? It is to post malicious attack posts and shield the poster from accountability. I really doubt review aliases will be used much differently. The guys in this game are ever bit as spiteful as the women. Reviews are used to pressure ladies all the time, much like some ladies use the blacklist site to put presser on us.
Thinking men will never trust a source he can't verify. I verify everything important in this game if I can't verify it, it is of no use to me. Reviews are too important not to verify. You can't verify an aliased review. That is the point of the alias, to make the reviewer more anonymous thus more unverifiable. Thus an aliased review is useless and must be thought of as a likely fake.
Even if I was to give validity to said review, its usefulness is still limited as I can't tell the reviews tastes and style. Some guys are more critical than others. I know of a guy that gives nothing less then a 9 and mostly 10's. A 10/10 from him has little meaning. I know anther guy that is a very harsh judge and has never in over 20 reviews ever given an 8 even though most of his dates average an 8/8 or better. A 7/7 is very high praise from him!
Even if I was to give validity to alias reviews as not fakes, they sill don't give the information a well established handle would. Plus you can't back-channel useful information from a alias. Bach-channeling is as important of a source screening information as reviews. Aliased reviews just aren't useful and if they become the norm, this site will no longer be a useful screening tool. I honestly think aliased reviews are useless at best and can be used to spread BS with impunity and cause great harm to both providers and clients.
How can you take someone's word for a review if they don't have the balls to let you know who they are? Shit. I could go and write all sorts of fake reviews under an alias and who the fuck is going to know any better? I get my free 15 days, and when time is up I write another one. Or two or three if I'm bored.
Fuck. I'd triple beefeaters numbers. At least you know he's seen who he's seen.
Meantime, the ladies start freaking out cuz 'fuckmeraw' has reviewed every lady here and no one can attest to seeing him. Talking shit about them. Give a lady a 5/6 when she normally gets 8/8s, 8/9s just to be a dick. Not unlike the attitude of most alias' here. Think it's funny to fuck with someone while hiding. Cute.
Accountability? Shit. That goes out the fucking window as soon as they type in their alias. How can you back-channel an alias? Put an all-points-bulletin on their local board and hope they answer you? They can't, they're an alias.
Oh well. Some people have to learn the hard way. I know I do.
When you have a site that's sole purpose is to make the ladies accountable for their business practices, but doesn't hold the same for the very people that use it? Well, I'm sure you can guess where this is going.
Boys Town. No ads. No posting from the ladies. Just a bunch of guys behind a keyboard, talking shit, wondering where the ladies went. How come 'suzycumsalot' is posting her ass off on another board? I'm sure the other sites are just kicking back, waiting, for TER to fall.
And all because they let a bunch of fools write fake reviews under fake names and turned the site into a heaping pile of shit.
That's the way I see it.
For one thing, you're a fucking idiot. But most of all, you made EC go off on you.
You know, I just, I don't know. For some fucking reason some fucking people say the stupidest shit.
I'm trying very hard to not give the mods a reason to not post this. They know how I can be, more than most.
You, are trying my patience.
What are you going to do? Jump through your computer and attack his shoes?
Talk about the most stupid shit ever posted? Did you ever read your own posts?
And why is your head up EC's ass? I doubt that she would ever take a chance on seeing you, so give it up. Of course, she may be desperate enough to see you with a body guard present, but the deer in the headlight look from her would be priceless.
Oh, nevermind THAT never happens!
Too bad we providers can't give rebuttals to certain reviews where we were almost going to throw up because the ass smells literally like shit. Some guys wash their junk and do not do a good job washing the ass. And they always say, "I just got out of the shower," so you can't use the "Let's take a shower" trick. Yes, I've gotten a wash cloth and cleaned things up a bit better when it's really bad. But sometimes, it's borderline and you just have to grin and bear it.
It's not like any of us can smell "down there." I really can't believe someone would contemplate putting that in a review that's a part of her permanent record!!!!!, completely turning off other guys from seeing a girl, when it should be a matter of one on one communication. Get a wash cloth and clean it off it it's turning you off! Make sure she knows before you leave why you washed her off... tell her!!!! (preferably, at the end of the date before you part ways, not during)
Don't talk "behind her back" with thousands of men about something there is no way she could have known.
Really? Are you going to put that she had a booger in her nose? That her breath smelled a little funny? That she had an eyelash on her cheek? Something that may only be a ONE TIME THING... you are going to tell the world instead of just telling her?
every woman, especially those of you that charge several hundred dollars an hour, should be expected to be "at her best" for every appointment. If you are going to take the "good", meaning great reviews for great appearence and performance. Then you you be prepared to accept the bad on the occasions where you fall short.
Contrary to what some of you hookers have convinced yourself of, the review process does not exist strictly as an ad venue for you. One of it's purposes it to warns other guys that the hottie in the picture may show up with a skanky, stankin coochie.
If you don't like it. My advice is to make sure your hygiene is above reproach, and it will never be an issue for you.
This guy didn't say anything to the girl during the date and thought about putting it in his review instead.
I'm sorry, but that is such a pussy move. You don't let things go without correcting them on purpose when you could turn things around so you can have a good time and then slam the girl in the review when you didn't say anything to her on the date that could have made a difference.
THAT is what I was addressing. I was not saying simply to water down your review to protect the girl's reputation. I was saying TELL HER TO HER FACE during the date!!! "Your pussy stinks... let's clean it."
How hard is that? Trust me, no girl would rather a guy waited to put it in the review than saying it even as crude at that! But there are other ways to get the message across as other posters mentioned. The point is to address problems during the date and try to fix them rather than just let it happen and complain about it in the review.
Reviews do not take the place of good communication!