of things that married couples do, which you would think would go without saying, but on the other hand, maybe it just confirms what many married guys already know all too well.

(Hint:  It rhymes with "hex".)

The gal does the dishes and cooking and the guy watches ball games with his buddies..

you forgot the bit about bring me a cold beer and a cup each of hot and cold water -

Cold beer is needed when things get hot and heavy on SNF.  

You just pay her hourly for taking proper care of your man needs, then she uses that money to pay the maid for cooking and cleaning, and buys her own tv and room?