Look, try to meet her half way.

Get a room at a five star hotel but be sure to keep a full ice bucket near the bed at all times; that way you're both happy.

As far as the strangest place I've had sex, I'm sad to say that I can come up with anything too outre.  I think the riskiest place was in the house of my first girl friend's parents on New Year's Eve.  We had to sleep in separate rooms (my house, my rules, kind of thing), but she snuck into my room at about 4 AM for a quickie and I remember loving it so much.

I was laying on her living room floor with her standing straddled over me, without her panties on, and she proposed we go do it in her parents bed. It would have been our first time. We headed there but then I got too nervous at the thought of her parents possibly returning at any moment, so I declined. The good news is, her parents returned about 10 minutes later, and we just got our clothes back on before they came through the front door. The bad news is, she broke up with me shortly after wards. A classic cases of, "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

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I have not gone on a vacation for over five years. My wife has been nagging to take one. She made a fatal mistake of offering to be willing to go anywhere and do anything with me if I would just take a vacation.

Now in my younger years I used to spend a lot of time outdoors and I used to go camping year round even in the ice and snow packed winter. In my teen years I was really into wilderness survival type stuff and spent a large part of my twenties in the great outdoors.

I decided I would like to see if I could still take the winter in the great outdoors. I am going ice-fishing and going to sleep in an ice-cave. Now my wife is backing out of her promise as sleeping in an ice cave just is not her cup of tea. But as a compromise she offered to join me in this ice-cave for a little romp in the snow, if she does not have to spend the night with me.

I have always fantasized about fucking someone in a wilderness survival type situation so I quickly agreed. And I get extra horny in the winter, and the fire in the ice thing is kind of erotic. I know I am completely insane.

This has got me wondering what kind of strange places have some of you wanted to do the deed and what are some strangest places you have done it. So, I decided to ask.

What kind of strange places have some of you wanted to do the deed and what are some strangest places you have done it?

Above is the strangest place I have dreamed of fucking someone. The strangest place I have fucked someone is in a Bentley in back of a tow truck, and no I did not own the Bentley and neither did the lady I was fucking.

On the beach in Mazatlan, fooling around on the beach at Old Orchard...

...on a 747

mrfisher doesn't have a trapeze.... lmao!!!

Oh yeah, it was the middle of winter in interior Alaska at about -10 degrees F

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During some pillow talk one day with one of the ladies, she mentioned to me that one of her clients loved voyeur sex.  One day in broad daylight with both of them naked, they went out on the balcony of their hotel and she leaned on the railing.  He proceeded to thrust into her from behind while her breasts were dangling and shaking for drivers on the highway to see.  They know people saw them because some of the cars on the highway honked. Would take some balls for me to do that but with a special woman would love to do it one day.  Maybe my ATF would like to try it one day with me?!  LOL

In the car(well, who hasn't at one point in time); on a picnic table, in January, in Wisconsin; in the woods, on a walking trail, in June with mosquitoes galore, yea, the after effects of that one sucked, lol.

I used to be a spelunker and on occasion would entice a lady to go with me. There is always a "great room" which is large and we would rest there putting out candles and taking a break. One lady wanted to get frisky. Now keep in mind these caves are damp and muddy. Well this one wanted to take it to another level. Off came all the lights, candles, helmet lights, everything. Know this; it is completely and totally dark in there. To the point where you can't see your hand in front of your face. Add moving around (where you think you remember where certain rocks and things are) to removing enough clothes to getting the deed done was quite a feat. After the lights were turned back on we were a sight "not" to be seen. Was actually quite a bit of fun though! It takes a special lady to go caving..........

In the pond at Central Park during a Simon & Garfunkel concert, and in the bathroom of a bus (remember those?) headed north on the New York State Thruway.

I flew this lady in from Vegas for the weekend. Had a lot of fun with her, but I wanted to do something that I've never done.

I live in Albuquerque, and we have this tram that goes up the side of the mountain. World's longest, or at least was as some point.

Anyway, I was hoping, at that time, that her and I could have a romp on the way up to the restuarant at the top. I thought, in my twisted mind, I could pay the operator $50 and tell him, 'Keep your eyes infront' while she and I made naughty in the back of the car.

She doesn't know this, till now.

The weather sucked, and they weren't taking anyone up. Just bringing them back down.

Anyway, we ended up at the casino down the road and had a blast there. Ask her about the midget she thought was someone's kid! lol!!!

Oh, excuse me, 'little person'! ....

Plane, theater during a performance, Mediterranean Sea in broad daylight, car, corner of a museum

I kind of agree with Mr. Fisher. Not sure what she is getting out of this. Even if you are totally right you may not get past her concern about the heat issue and end up with a less than enthused partner.
For me. The back seat of this ladies car overlooking a vineyard. Car was so small had to open both back doors and leave a wet spot for Mr. Fisher to find. Problem was it was late October in the northwest and really cold. But I was motivated. Next time we drove the extra 10 minutes to my room and heat.
Beret

Every so often a feature pops up on the various web browser sites about these.  That could be the proverbial win/win.

I have to admit that I'm more like Mortimer Meek than Peter North when it comes to edgy sex practices.  I like a warm cozy bed and don't get that rush that some people do from risky sex.

Talking to my main bud, MP on the phone last night about this I theorized that it would be fun to have sex in a big vat of something warm and gooey, like butter or chocolate or some such thing.  Maybe I could get a food company to sponsor it?

There is one hot babe I see now and then at my home and we are into covering ourselves with chocolate sauce, whipped cream and other desert items then licking each other totally in the shower where we can then wash off.  It's a neat form of foreplay.

I have had sex a couple of times in hot tubs, but the lack of good lubrication that the water obviates was a problem.

I have no interest in joining the mile high club.  Those bathroom are hardly big enough to turn around in and they don't exactly smell like a rose either.

I think the beach has to be the worst place despite all those beach babe movies I was raised on in the 60s.  Sand - could there be a worse environmnent for sex?  Even just making out was a drag.

I've always been interested in a greased orgy however.  Where does one find oppoortunities for that?  A nudist resort, perhaps?

The bathroom at IHOP (this guy who was about 21-22 years old peeked over the stall as we were doing it and must've told his table of buddies, they all stood up and started clapping when we came out LMAO!), several bar bathrooms, a parking ramp (outside of the car), under the bleachers during a high school football game, an elevator, a bus, and an airplane. Fun times!

I had just met the hostess 30 minutes earlier.
Fortunately I had known the manager for years.
He said if I can get her in there willingly, have fun.
Thats my idea of a full service restaurant.

how 'bout with a sicilian beauty on the floor of her parents home at midnight with her father (named Blackie) snoring in the next room.  He always had a 45 somewhere close.      another one: in my VW Bug while driving down interstate 80.   It was hard to keep her on the road!!!   oh...those college days!!!!!!

In the balcony of the Fox Theater in Atlanta during the Nutcracker (I had always wanted to do this....and I just did this week!!!!).......

1).  on a bench at a public school.  Of course it was before every thing was fenced in and cameras all over.  Of course some one had to walk by but that did not stop us.
2).  followed a stripper out of the club and called her to pull over into a bank parking lot.  She climbed in and we fooled around for a while.  We both where drunk and now really horny so she throws her leg over me and and goes for a ride in my lap between me and the steering wheel.

I still refuse to go out during lightning storms.  Also in the middle of a mall after hours.


I have always fantasized about fucking someone in a wilderness survival type situation so I quickly agreed. And I get extra horny in the winter, and the fire in the ice thing is kind of erotic. I know I am completely insane.

This has got me wondering what kind of strange places have some of you wanted to do the deed and what are some strangest places you have done it. So, I decided to ask.

What kind of strange places have some of you wanted to do the deed and what are some strangest places you have done it?

Above is the strangest place I have dreamed of fucking someone. The strangest place I have fucked someone is in a Bentley in back of a tow truck, and no I did not own the Bentley and neither did the lady I was fucking.