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HIS wife called and canceled HIS appointment..
Nikki_Greedy See my TER Reviews 2424 reads
posted
1 / 23

So I figured I had better block her and his number so when the fight is over I am spared the "You Bi7ch" call...

It has really been one heck of a 'humpday'..
Strange calls different men, different names same number.. "smells ratty'

And then the wifey call.. I tried his cell but guess who answered..

GUYS Please listen up...
Password protect EVERYTHING!!!! and for the sake of peace LOCK IT WHEN YOU GO GET ANOTHER BEER...

You never know who will be looking at your phone while in the shower...

'nough typed...

greatrush 3 Reviews 734 reads
posted
2 / 23

"Burners" are cell phones with pre-paid minutes that you leave in your car and ONLY use them for certain purposes. Once you use them up, throw the piece of shit away; wipe your prints and be done with it. I buy them with 500 minutes so I get some decent use out of them then "poof" they are history. Since you never register your name or any other demographic information, it won't be traced to you. Sounds like a hassle? Try having your life exposed as described here or worse linked back to where you work. My theory: Guys who get caught are incredibly stupid, want to get caught or some combination of both.

holeydiver 113 Reviews 1334 reads
posted
3 / 23

...I think I speak for all married men here.

CR987 26 Reviews 436 reads
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4 / 23
rising_phoenix 3 Reviews 590 reads
posted
6 / 23

After 35 yrs. I'll be joining the single ranks again....can't wait! lol

holeydiver 113 Reviews 441 reads
posted
7 / 23

..... to be said in a Napoleon Dynamite kinda way...

JustATransGirl See my TER Reviews 459 reads
posted
8 / 23

YOU aren't getting anywhere near the misery he is right now...

HE's the one got caught calling hookers.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

PS - The phone idea is good - better yet, an open marriage.  :-)

Nikki_Greedy See my TER Reviews 705 reads
posted
9 / 23

:)
No doubt..
My close friend and I were laughing about it all night..

and open relationships do work the best..

Would have liked to have been a 'fly' on that wall.. LOL
My ears are still hot..

hungry1951 29 Reviews 437 reads
posted
13 / 23

Call his wife back, and offer to see them both.

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 800 reads
posted
14 / 23

my EX (yea- the Ex Mrs. Superdude) has called in the middle of a session.... I now turn cell phone off....  but hey!  spicy is what it is....

and who knows, maybe she went to him and suggested that he save some money... she would give him sex for 1/2 the fee.... one never knows what goes on in marriages.... or so I have been told.... mostly by the ex Mrs. Superdude!  Bwahahahaha!!!  

In the long run, dudes that do this while married should really protect the passwords... cause of you don't you will be paying a lawyer to protect your ASSets.

SexsationallyChi See my TER Reviews 564 reads
posted
15 / 23

I am sure that you can add a little spice to both of their lives right now.

little phil 37 Reviews 478 reads
posted
16 / 23

But certainly, you can speak for me, LOL.

Marissa May See my TER Reviews 553 reads
posted
17 / 23

hahahaha.

I agree protect your passwords, cheaper than paying to protect your assets. lol

come on guys, use the right head so we all can have some fun and play =)

lol

HangingwithBears 417 reads
posted
18 / 23

such as "Why is your cell off? It's never been off before..."

And the answer would be "Guess the battery died."

ComradeM 46 Reviews 2104 reads
posted
19 / 23

Aye.  A burner is my method as well.  Stays in the car, history wiped.

mminanton 3 Reviews 206 reads
posted
20 / 23

should I have not laughed at this? hehe.

Gotta admit it is sort of funny.

-M

shudaknownbetter 498 reads
posted
22 / 23

Gee, I don't know how it got turned off...  I really felt dumb when I discovered it.
 
I tracfone (regitered to an assumed address), only on when hobbying.  I shut my regular one off & leave it the car while on a date.  

Yes, ya gotta keep passwords seceure, keep hobby phone seceure, supplies.

meettheman 195 reads
posted
23 / 23

I had called a SP and she called in the middle of a session. I am trained to answer the phone without thinking and grabbed it. Answered and of course had this strange situation. The speakerphone option was on and of course things got really stressed until the sp I was with recognized the other's voice. They were friends. For the next 20 minutes they spent time catching up on old times on my nickel and then started discussing me. I blushed most of the time and in the end the SP on the phone said she'd not see me without the other's permission as we had started to form a closer relationship than usual. The one I was with suggested that she'd cut off a certain part of me if I saw another and promised to make my life even more pleasurable. It has worked out well.

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