Lose weight and try wearing her heels?

2 suggestions...........

Stop fucking eating and exercise!

How about wear a corset and stand on a hotel ottoman.

Is this you?

If you look down and you can not see your Dick get off your lazy ass and get in fucking shape.

Stand on the floor and position the lady on the edge of the bed. If you are short a sofa or chair may work better than the bed.  Unfortunately the bigger your gut is the longer your dick has to be to pull off doggy...

And those were in my agency days. If you're that chunky maybe it's time to get a girdle.  

Oh follow Robbin's advice. Yeah that too.

Being short isn't a huge problem...  but your belly can be, especially if coupled with weight on the thighs as well.  Dr Oz observed that abdominal weight loss was like adding inches to your penis...    

Now to all the haters out there...  F*ck Off!  If the OP is out of shape & has no other health issues then he will have to settle for less than every position known to man.  On the other hand, I have a disability such that I can barely walk at all & d*mn well can't do many exercises.  Trying to lose by diet alone is very difficult.  Unless you are disabled, do not judge me or anyone else.  

The lovely ladies who I see, know if my situation...  more than I've posted here...  and are willing  to try anything & work around my challenges.  We are quite successful, though my sexual abilities are NOT assured going forward.  

To the OP:  the classic doggy (really several related positions) may not work...  I had luck with lazy doggy the longest.  You might want to give the T position a try, with your legs intertwined...  It's not doggy buy can work with a belly.  I had to instruct my lady of the moment on how to do it.  My old Joy Of Sex book calls these series of postions flanquette. (Though I found my favorite variation by chance.  I like it best with the lady on her back...  I cross under her near leg & over her other like an upside down T.  

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my favorite position

Is doggy and then the lady is flexible enough to look over her shoulders, look me in the eye and then say "Hey baby I love it when I gt fucked this this way".  Makes for a good session.

Lazy doggie works well

And it gives the woman a nicer angle of penetration.

Not my Favorite Position. The Provider I'm seeing seems to enjoy it. I do it mostly for her. I'm trying to like this Position. So far it's not working for me.

if you can't do doggie go to the gym or push away from table

Dude,

I am speechless.  

Of all the lazy positions for a guy doggie is the simplest.  Unless you are banging a fat chick when she is on all fours with her ass up in the air and knees spread a little with back arched the vagina is just hanging right in front of you.  It could not be easier to get in.  Most guys like doggie exactly because it allows them to go in deep.

Since you can't easily enlarge your dick you need to lose your belly.  Alternatively put one foot on the ground and the other on the bed and have her back up to the edge of the bed.  If you still can't figure it out then don't know what to tell you...  some people can't be helped I guess.  

Go back to humping the mattress and stop abusing these poor girls if you are truly in such a sorry state physically.  Hope you tip well and are scrubbing your folds to get the cheese out before you lay on these poor girls.  Posts like yours makes me respect these women who put up with this stuff even more - they are truly angels

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WTF... why post a question if you don't want answers?

I think your next fantasy should be to see a fkin shrink and get on Lithium.