Some off the top of my mind are:

Like something?  Tell us!
Don't like something?  Tell us!
Great idea or desire pop into your head?  Tell us!

Keep your temper in check... She doesn't want to see that nasty green ass of yours..

Hygiene
Discrete and accurate donation
A token of affectio

Guys obviously don't moan and scream like women do, but make SOME noise!  A lot of guys are silent during sex, like ninjas.

It makes me feel like I am doing a great job. He really is one of my favorite clients. Very sensual and I rarely meet a sensual man.

Will you give me a better review if I do? Better tip? Maybe I need to put up a "Pamper Me" page for nifty gift ideas?

Is the sound of bills being counted. You want to grunt like a pg, howl like a wolf or act like a deaf mute, up to you. That better?

Seems like so many on both sides complain about that.

Apparently she has the ear for these kind of things and it seems like it is very important to her so I figured what the hell.  

cooing, grunting, snorting?  (Please don't tell us it's:  Do me baby 8o)

Inquiring minds want to know.

I tend to get very religious with the "Oh God" stuff.

No, this isn't gay. Lol.

Now for that Star Spangled Banner....how about the dude who sang "Oh Canada" at a game that tripped over the red carpet and never missed a note.

Somewhere wicked butt would appreciate that irony.

Great post Sola.

I don't fake!  But it IS a turn on to get some feedback.  No one wants to fck a dead ninja.  Just a natural groan or heavy breathing or SOMETHING is good enough.  

Since 99% of the time I've done my research and am more than pleased or awe struck when the door opens I'll usually spew out some lame but cute sounding compliment. "Damn you're cuter than a speckled puppy" or just a juvenile sounding "daaaammnnn" with a shit eating grin let's her know that I'm obviously impressed with her looks. A little small talk and if ya can get her laughing you're golden. The saying if ya can make a lady laugh ya can make her do anything is pretty spot on.

I get that a lot of men never clean. I don't care if whatever room we're not in is trashed. (ie, living room, kitchen) but there are a few spots that should be sparkling.  
-BATHROOM is number one. Have hand soap, put the seat down, clean the toilet, have fresh towels just for me. Don't make me sniff around to find the least mildewy smelling one. Please have conditioner if you're inviting an overnight guest. It's like a $1 for cheap Suave brand.
-Fresh sheets are vital.  
-*Keep the dog out of the bedroom, especially when we're naked.* I love animals but I don't want to fight for bed space or breathing air and I don't want Fido to react badly if he thinks I'm hurting you.  
-If I'm staying a few days, please give me a place to unpack and stow stuff. Show me where a convenient plug is for my electronics. Warn me of what to say/do if someone you know stops by or notices us in public. I can usually roll with it, but it'll reduce the stress.
-Warn me when you take viagra, or at least when you take more than 25mg.  Don't try to hold out past 15/20 minutes of straight in-and-out pounding and/or fucking. If we go too long and I get sore, round two is not going to be as much fun.  
-Put the donation out someplace OBVIOUS, right at the beginning so I don't have to ask for it. It's really awkward having to break the magic with "Do you have an envelope for me?".
-This is personal to me, but I like unrefrigerated bottled water. (sensitive teeth.)  
-Don't do drugs before I get there. If you indulge, ask if it's okay. I won't join you, but if you're into 420 it's not going to bother me much. Anything else is a no. No, I cannot get you coke. No, I don't want some of yours. No, you can't pay me in it. Please don't smoke anything in the same room I'm going to be stuck in for the next 60 minutes.  
-If you smoke cigarettes, gum isn't going to hide it. Stop a few hours ahead of time and BRUSH. Like a million times. Seriously. Ew. For some reason the taste reminds me of an ex from college and I have an automatic recoil.(He was a dick.)
-Have AA batteries on hand, just in case. ;]
-Massages! Massages? MASSAGES! They go both ways. Like me!

It really can be so sexy!! I'm not talking pig squealing and howler monkey bellows, but just your natural heavy breathing or an "oh god" or "mmm" or something really can be sensual, and it has the added benefit of letting us know how you're feeling. Some guys really do just silently sit there, and it's always like "more? Here? Harder? I DONT KNOW!!" Lol


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Just do it!!! ........

(much later)

So the next time you see a maid in the hotel hallway, give us a little wink, will ya?

8o)

But seriously, I was just trying to find a way to step up my game.  Wouldn't any hobbyist worth his salt want to do that?

I am so self-conscious about sharing it, but figured for the good of the boards... why not. No video, I just went with the audio.  

and that means LISTEN TO HER!