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Hey, VonRyan.....teeth_smile
Melanie Love See my TER Reviews 3191 reads
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MEOWZZZZZZZZZZZA ;) LOL


Love,

Mel ;)

OmegaZap4577 reads

Oh well, NetMichelle's earlier comment about nuzzling has me off on a one-track tangent...

I'm kind of a "before, during, after, doesn't matter--if you can reach 'em, please play" kind of guy.  I've noticed lots of references in reviews to providers handling, licking, or sucking the "li'l buddies," especially in the context of a BJ...  Yet in practice, the "packaged goods" usually receive very little attention :( unless requested, and even then, it's usually quite limited.

Curious to hear perspectives of both guys and gals on this...

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1woody4123 reads

But it can hurt if she doesn't.  Ladies they love getting attention. Just remember never to squeeze them and they will love you for it.

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Melanie Love3383 reads

Provided that they are: clean, shaved/trimmed, and no unusual markings, that I should be concerned about. Show me some rubiks (did I spell that right?? lol) cubes, and I will be happy to play with them ;)

purr purr

Mel :)

-- Modified on 3/30/2004 12:22:25 PM

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VonRyan2827 reads

...Just don't crack my nuts...

Cheers! Mel...Hope all is well with you.

I'll bet you lick with the best of them....MEOWZAAA!

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Melanie Love3192 reads

MEOWZZZZZZZZZZZA ;) LOL


Love,

Mel ;)

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sedonasandiego2161 reads

The best invitation is a shaved one!

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netmichelle2827 reads

*My lips are sealed* :)

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Scorpion384190 reads

I have an ATF who will teabag me for as long as I will lay there and let her.

You will never get the oral stimulation you desire until you start shaving the entire region you want licked and sucked.
I also enjoy being rimmed, so guess what? Yep,thats right...I get out the razor, shaving gel,my mirror and take my time.

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Paxem3312 reads

ackkkkk, as much as I tried to stop it, I just got a visual in my head. Seriously though, I have debated shaving the region, but putting a sharp implement that close to the boys makes me a little nervous; hell, I nick myself shaving my face often enough as it is. wait...I just had an idea as Im writing this...any providers willing to shave me????? hhhmmmm, talk about trust!!! Any razor recomendations?

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OmegaZap4123 reads

Be not afraid...  I'm kind of an old pro now, to use Sedona's terms I've been "printing the invitations" before every meeting and never once had a prblem...  It goes MUCH better than you're thinking.

I actually am a Mach 3 guy, but have had fine results with cheapies too.  BTW, soap actually works better than shaving cream.

And I agree, what could be hotter than having a provider involved in the operation!!!

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SULLY4257 reads

And the explanation to the SO is....?

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VonRyan3936 reads

Your question is warranted Sully...
Us guys in our 40's and 50's are used to letting it all hang out.
Go to the barber and the questions start...

always room for a trim...

Cheers!


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SULLY3080 reads

Dude-

I'm older and more decrepit than you give me credit for...

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VonRyan3370 reads

older has nothing to do with it pal...I would imagine your So still picks around the Mulberry bush....your starting to sound like my 88 year old man now... Sully....Time to make the GERITOL!

Boinnngggg!


only playing with you...

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SULLY3559 reads

It's freakin' amazin'- this year I suddenly got OLD.  Stairs hurt.  Basketball hurts.  I almost frowned on the whole SuperBowl thing.  I tore a Brittany Spears CD out of the player and told my duaghter it sucked.  I told someone that Allen Iverson was punk unworthy to carry Magic's jock.

Old!

Then NetM made me feel young again...

But my knees.... ow ow ow...

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VonRyan2851 reads

The bad news(depending on how you look at it) is that your pecker has been revitalized and outdistancing the rest of your body, thus the weakness of the knees.Sounds like a case of "PECKERITUS"
No known cure but then again who needs a cure when you have great providers around like Mish and the rest of the highly celebrated ladies of TER.

Don't get well soon!
Cheers!

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OmegaZap2986 reads

Wow... Turns out there's an upside to her disinterest!  My secret is sadly safe.

As has been mentioned in previous threads, there is a trick to this...  Not to get too detailed but there does seem to be some area that is part of the squirrel feeder at rest, but gets commandeered by Woodrow when he's in the playing configuration.  So you can leave a little camouflage up front to deceive the onlookers and reserve the truth only for those willing to seek it out!

Hopefully this little discussion about my "snack pack" will give Paxem some more visuals to struggle with!  ;^)

-- Modified on 3/30/2004 6:39:22 PM

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Paxem4057 reads

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice???? Nice try buddy, almost had me, but I came armed with the remote and a porn flick of girl on girl(took no chances). I am though going to look into looking for a provider to assist in the trim...could be fun ;)

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Slimroot3694 reads

Gillette Sensor, the older two blade model. The reason being that the head assembly is narrower and more maneuverable. It has the same glide strip for comfort and gets into the tighter spaces.

I've never nicked myself down there. You usually nick your face in the areas where the bone structure is just under the skin and the blade catches on a facial angle. There aren't many bones in the area you'll be grooming, and the skin down there is usually soft and pliable.

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pfunnel5847 reads

Old Sensor is the way to go...same rules apply with shaving your face/beard...trim the heavy jungle with an electric or trimming scissors...follow the direction the hair grows...slow and steady...warm/hot water...lather up, rub it in, keep rubbing, rub some more, forget about shaving for now...

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salivate3692 reads

I do the same thing with the same results, except I have found few who can teabag me without causing discomfort. Seems the "boy" are quite large, at least I'm told.

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Ci Ci3966 reads

have you been seeing?  I never get those type of complaints.

Hugs,
Ciara

Related Link: Ciara of Phoenix

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OmegaZap4017 reads

Between the national and local boards, I've been called "sir" three times this week, starting to get a complex!  What did I do?

Well, now I have to add Phoenix to the growing list of places I need to transport those selfish little rascals to.  They can't make their own travel arrangements (they can't reach the pedals in the rental car on their own) so I guess I'll just have to go with them.
:^(

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Ci Ci3081 reads

guess I'm being very Irish again and rhyming in my head:

Sir with fur.

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