My dick is bigger.. LMAO!!
I think I own the same tie!
so after a couple of years dabbling in the sandbox and visiting the boards of TER, I need some help from the erudite members here..
I am tiring of repeating acrobatic acronyms and for my next session, I plan to really push the envelope and ad some real KINK... I thought maybe I'd leave my socks on for the ENTIRE session..
That brings up the purpose of the post.. what do all y'all think ? black business socks, or white athletic socks ?
WTF are you talking about, who is wearing the socks You?
if you haven't figured out proper foot atire by now, I doubt you ever will.
Pull em up to your knees.
Oh, and if you really want to take it to the next level of kink.
Start singing "The Bear Went Over the Mountain" when you bang her.
It helps if you have a really hairy back.
Now you know you have a keeper if you sing "Lollypop lollypop" while she blows you...
And when you get to the part where you pop your cheek with your finger.
She does it with your dick and goes "doh doh doh do"
You know the song?
Oh lolly lolly lolly. Lollypop..... "POP!" doh doh doh do...
I am no erudite. I am a meat popsicle.
Ill bet you order a Cuba Libre' instead of a fuckin Rum and Coke!
Serious about the socks though.
One blue, one red.
Business socks make my dick look small.
Argyle Socks allllll the way ![]()
And a kilt ,, regimental ofcourse...
meow meow
~Cat xoxo
That is so over the top it hadn't even occurred to... Maybe I'll be there next year..
I need to research the family tartan... Do do you think a dirk would be over accessorizing ...
Full Kilt.
No undies on a true Irishman!
You cannot march wearing a kilt, and have tighty whites on...
I have those socks ![]()
I am hideous at the pipes though.
it helps if you have sexy appeal!
SOCK it to me!
My dick is bigger.. LMAO!!
I think I own the same tie!
you are fuckable!
My jokes suck.
I know....
and that was corny... so does dirty laundry make you horny?
not bodybuilder but muscle definition...yum
That is a big misconception around the gym I (sort of) use.
Guys juicing up because they think women want huge muscles on a guy.
I have friends who just so happen to be girls. They tell me the same thing.
Women like a trim, healthy bod on a guy. Not a muscle bound meathead.
You should read a mens magazine..
Compare the male models to a woman's magazines male models..
You will find that the guys in the mens mag are way more muscular than the guys in Cosmo, or whatever you girls read now.
The ad companies do the same thing to guys as they do to girls. Just with muscles, instead of tits.
My point is. I look at the girly mags at the checkout counter to get an idea of what the fad is today regarding what women like in men.
Wait.. That was gay..
challenge this is the place. Half of them already don't understand you.
you're ever babbling about.
Be a big man and try and use a few multisyllabic words and defend your insanity filled and hate filled posts!!
You're a lawyer...have you ever been in a court room? Let alone argue a case? I doubt you're anything more than a broken down old man living in his Mommy's basement. And I'm sure she is paying the internet bills.
socks on while otherwise nude is just plain tacky. tacky. TACKY.
did i mention tacky??
(*hint* most women find tackiness a turn-off)
taking off business socks was what got the gals excited.
What she would like and what might turn her on? Bring several pair to show her. Once she is done laughing, I'll bet you have a more relaxed session.
up her ass bwahahahah.
-- Modified on 11/28/2012 9:20:59 AM
..I've been thinking of having my dick tatoo'd with a candy cane motiff... or.. in order to maintain the proper scale, a barber pole....
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