Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $7.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%

This was good.  Keep it coming.

By 2035 it will be known as The Gulf of California, and a body of water cannot be recognized as a sovereign entity.

the coast did slough off into the Pacific.  But long before that California annexed what used to be Southern Utah.  That happened when the ploygamists had an uprising because Sen. Oren Hatch Jr. refused to admit that they existed since it is illegal.  Unemployed senior activist form California, Gray Davis took up thier cause....It's a long sorid story.

Massachusetts executed the last conservative, but George Z. Bush is running for president?

That was really funny about Utah. Not your happy hobby grounds.

And I love the thought of President Chelsea Clinton...I always thought she got a raw deal when people bashed her.  I thought she was pretty cute with those braces, and she is kinda hot as a young woman.

Oops...I am gonna burn for that one!  As someone said recently, "Flame on, Johnny!".