OMG my head just exploded again.
Posted By: angelexotic
i think that is assinine. we are here to teach you , and make you feel good. I feel a polite sweet smile and a hey ok sweetie you have to jump in shower , ok? and here please use the body wash in my spa dispenser on wall its irish spring mens body wash. And be sure to use a face clothe on your arm pits and butt and balls too honey? scrub them good with lots of soap!
that be a nice way to go about it. '
or oh when kissing i move head fast if its not the best and say "oh honey can you go use mouth wash?" they say oh oh really? oh my gosh!
Some men are just rough, they dont scrub with a face cloth. sweat cant be removed and dead skin cells with out a face cloth.
for b.o. on pits use a seperate anti bacterial soap kills the bacteria causing th odor under pits. i use dial antibacterial sport bar soap for pits. Dove moisturizing body, feminine hypo allergenic pussy wash, origins or noxema face wash. its a big production bathing for us girls.
then we have to shave pits legs . men are lucky sometimes. they got it easy.
There is a liquid you can drink daily called chlorophyl, its will rid you of oder. Start avoiding garlic and onion. drink more water. rinse mouth w tea tree oil, maybe take a bath in tea tree.
drink fennel seed tea it make you have sweet smelling sweat and breath. add parsley flakes to every meal. lots.
that is a stupid list and we are humans we fart we poop we burp we get runny nose we sneeze and spray snot in air.
we pee we get the shits now n again/.
women bleed every month from thier pussy.
we get yellow ear wax.
we have to worry bout our nails and toe naels and our crusty heels and use pumice stones and nail brushes to get under our nasty paws.
every one eats indian. every one loves garlic bread from time to time.
your not a robot made of metal you have skin and pores and a life. i am sure you may have had garlic that week. big fuckin deal . tell your ass to get in shower and scrub with that face clothe good. Geez. it happens, shit happens humans stink from time to godam time. '
the whole my shit dont stink attitude just plain bites the big one., you can come see me. I love scrubbin a clients pits, I make them bend over and face wall in bath and i make sure ass is scrubbed gooad . whats the point of washin a mans back and leaving his ass with lube and sweat all in it for the ride home right?
Thats really low and we are like nurses sometimnes and supposed to be caring and nurturing and always help you improve for your girlfriends and next provider. now she didnt ask you to shower your not knowing you smells what good did that do you? humans do and are gross we are animals. deal with it people? what and they never fart? or poop ? they stink too. fuck them.
