this shit is just too funny

hope everyone is enjoying their weekend...here is a laugh to break up your morning

"I am not the one for you but it's okay if you believe that for only one hour."

LMAO!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

That's all.

That has actually happened with me.  One client had it hanging out of his pants walking from his car to my door, Oh God, help me.   Hope the neighbors didn't see that one!

A Asian provider used to tell me she loved me so much, over and over, and she's never met anyone like me, everytime I saw her.. I knew it was a spoof from day one but I didn't let on ..After many visits and I got to know her ,I told her that some guys talk, and I heard  she has said she loves them  also..She said Sweetie I love you more than anyone for one hour.. When she was getting ready to retire she told me she was moving to New York and she wanted to find a man and get married and have a family.. She asked me if I would marry her.. I told her sure, maybe we get married one day...She laughed and said, Oh you so nice you marry me for one day... and then she loved me like no other for one hour..
If a provider asks if I have a GF I tell them
"You are my GF today " thats why I am here

I may steal it if you don't mind.

do the similar video, that is also hilarious, that is on another board? Can we PLEASE have more?

If you're talking about this one, "Hooker V Hobbyist"...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=391170&boardID=12&page=

it was created by Mr.Virgin(TER username) aka: lemming21(xtranormal username)

Each video names the creator.  

Crimsonlass, is "sillyhooka71" her(xtranormal username)

Both Mr.Virgin and Crimsonlass did an awesome job of making us all laugh.

We could use more of that around here.





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thanks need gooooood sunday laugh
muahh

Re: this shit is just too funny

LMAO!  Definitely some great rainy day entertainment.  Crimson - have you got ideas for a regular web series?  You're very good at it!

Cheers,
Stella

Re: this shit is just too funny

Wow this was funny and disgusting. lol @ calling him repulsive.


lol great I made you laugh do I get a discount....oh people that want a discount for anything.

lol @ i am not the one for you but it's okay if you think so for an hr. *dead @ I have to go because I don't like you*.... awesome.

thoughts? after almost ten years I have tons of material to make you all piss your pants because you're laughing so hard

I for one will definetely be looking forward to it, great idea.

OH MY GOD I came a little lol..THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME.