There is nothing wrong with a Ketchup bottle.
Just remember there is difference between a condum and a condiment.
UGH! What is it with guys who feel the need to rub their big ass feet on my back and ass whilst getting a bj? If you do not get regular pedicures, please keep those big boats off of me! I am not into feet at ALL, but a man's feet? It's worse than a scratching pad for a damn cat! Who wants to get all cut up. Total turn off! Even worse, guys who actually try to jam a toe in my ass...now I have to put foot cream on my arse...wtf.
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Now that's funny !!!! LOL !
Just curious
Say what??
Keep your friggen big toe out of her ass....it's not on the menu!! ![]()
Sure as hell beats a ketchup bottle ![]()
There is nothing wrong with a Ketchup bottle.
Just remember there is difference between a condum and a condiment.
But a well placed finger (or toe if she is really good) can be fun.
Or so I hear.
They jacked my hands up big time.
They cut the cuticle and anytime I touched anything it would burn burn burn.
I was a bartender then, and let me tell you. I was in tears when I would clean the bar.
They also put nail polish on my shit! WTF! I was all glossy, and pretty.
Not very manly.
Now I'm thinking of pink for my toes.
That'll shure as shit confuse the next provider I see.
I won't stick my pretty toes up anyones butt though. Promise.
On your ass while getting head? Some dudes sure know how to fuck up the simplest things.
Come on London. Tell us what you really think.
Make sure you give us the scoop on his feet, when u get back. ![]()
I am missing half of my right foot from an accident 30 years ago, so let me break you in easy. I'm only packing a foot and a half! That's six inches less than the average gent. I'll be easy and I'm sure it will all fit. BTW, If half the ladies I see didn't fly into a shaking orgasm when I stick in a finger at the right time, I would have given up that practice a long time ago too. All I get out of it is seeing her blast off. Now assume the position (please).
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Lots of gals put their feet up on guys asses, back and even shoulders when they are getting head from the guy.
Us guys tend to like that, but then gals' feet are a lot nicer than most guys. I think some guys thing that since they like it, then the gal must also like it.
Nevertheless, I have marked down your preference in my database.
anything but the bed. Glad you're taking notes though lol.
All you have to do is place your self in a position to avoid the problem with the offenders. See the ho manual for more info.
But hey, if it makes the gent happy for an hour or so...WTF
But please don't pick my stockings!
That is a funny visual!
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ah, so your the culprit.....lol.
You could find one in your area, cut a deal with him/her, pass them out to nasty feet guy along with the doc's business card and get a finders fee.
Get a decent pedicure before getting "Rayne'd on" again. Even then....just keep the skis on the floor.
So feet are a no-no....but what about a hand on the back of the head, hand full of hair, and some pulling / pushing to guide the action? ![]()
Just wonderin'
DD
I Agree with the toe thing. I don't understand why some guys try to rub my kitty with their feet or toes. I think they think it mist feel good for me. I know they can't really feel much that way. And is not sexy to have cracked feet rubbing against my ass. Lol, if I wanted a loofah I would do it in the shower or at the spa.
I hate when they rub my ears
Hello, not HANDLES lol