Isn't "Mothers-Day" suspose to be a celebration of YOUR OWN mother?? Hopefully you haven't "been with" her... at least not in the Biblical sense... LMAO!
So, in the "sexual-context", what should we celebrate on Memorial-Day? Necrophillia?? ROTFLMFAO!!!
See previous threads: today is MILF's day. Day before Mothers' Day.
I think Mothers' day started out with your mother, but it has gotten more widespread. I mean, in my own family, my sisters and cousins get cards from brothers.
To all the moms I’ve fucked before Who got on all fours down on the floor Who gobbled on my dick, swallowing my load so thick Too all those moms I’ve fucked before.
Too all those moms whose ass I’ve fucked Whose pussy & sphincter I’ve licked and sucked To them I sing this song, who took my cock both thick & long To all the moms I’ve fucked before.
You’re always in my mind, With tongues and genitals entwined To all the moms I’ve fucked before.
Well, it's thanks to you guys that we're able to spend more QUALITY time with ours than having to bust our asses (...well, uh...) all day plus commute... I especially enjoy the mutual benefit that we don't have to waste time finding a good date to meet our social needs!
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