he co-ed cutie gimmick. Make her a 22 year old coed. She stays a co-ed for 10 years!

The "I really enjoy my job!" gimmick.  Then when you actually meet her, you find out... she really does enjoy her job!

Excellent!! I love parody.

I know of one woman that has retired at least 8 times over the past 8 years.

so....you thought so much of your previous post on the same subject that you posted the same thing, again,  including a link to your previous post?

... almost every time.  

When was the previous post you refer to posted?

I met sex workers behind the scenes in the 80's. Seeing how they operate BTS was enough to get me to never trust one. I enjoy it like a stage play I get to act in. It's fun to participate for a few hours but I know it's not real.

Many girls deserve credit for doing a great job.  They have my reviews.

I'm not sure OTM has really ever enjoyed the company of an escort. Maybe someone off the streets but not too sure about that.
You're definitely out of his league ........at least I don't think you've started offering 15 minute sessions.

and your own post, that you  linked to this OP, was just a continuation of that advice. I see.  

Ok it's funny, lol. It's not the 80s anymore though and now there is a more diverse group of ladies from many different backgrounds in this little world.

I am often labeled a misogynist for calling out individual BSC hookers for dumb posts or bad behavior. Without guys like OTM around who would I have to point to to show the board what a real "angry and bitter misogynist" looks like.  

"Lies and deception" are a part of it, of course, but that is because those traits are imbedded in humanity, not just sex workers.

no guy will ever fall in love with the fantasy ( or.. for the glass half empty sorts---the lies and deception). The whole nature of the business will change.  

Re: How about the "I'm raising my rates & time minimum so OTM doesn't book me!" Gimmick

I have no problem with your rates but I normally only book for an hour. Maybe I'll have to go two hours if I'm in your area to get the proper Courtney Ova "mind fuck."

I'm all for that but it's got ZERO to do with the deceptions that take place here + the "I've fallen for a hooker and I can't get up" syndrome.
Even if it was legal and socially acceptable there will still be saps begging to be fleeced.  A mark is a mark.

I have to wonder if the only person who doesn't see it is him.

I'll second that.

Apparently the gimmicks are a lil much for you Mr.Monger lol. No reviews?

I like a little cynicism even in a civie gal.  You can usually laugh together at the foibles of mankind without too much fear of offending her delicate sensibilities.  I expect escorts have a slightly more jaded view of mankind than your typical Pollyanna.

I don't review but I've seen escorts in price ranges of 250-2K. It cost me a lot of money to find out that past the going rate of 3-500 (depending on area) that you quickly reach diminishing returns.  

Because I think the "alias" gimmick is a lil "old" here too Mr.Monger lol.  

...but changing your handle as often as you shower is bad. LOL

The reason guys use an alias for reviews is because of the "If I don't get 9/10 in the review I will have you blacklisted" gimmick.

Okey dokey... I guess you proved your point. At least with those ladies who do that sorta thing lol

Well, maybe it is, but some people keep coming back for more. Guess what the mind-fuck is?

Can she really do that?  Why would TER let someone abuse the system like that?
Edited:  OK, I went back and checked her reviews.  She's on her fourth stage name/handle.  Why?  Only she can say.  But has she had others?  Aliases?  Curious.

-- Modified on 5/9/2016 10:17:57 PM

Thanks for the sweet PM this weekend  

When your handle shows up on a thread there's an ague over the "a" and "Ova."  What up with that?

Think it's time for OTM to leave these ladies to those of us more satisfied, more trusting and - - - yes,  more polite. Ladies,  I apologize for my ex-comrade.  

Because they know how much you personally adore me ... "Jake" lol

I laughed so hard. Here's another one.

Yup. Do your homework, then come in with a clean slate, just have fun, and you'll have a better time than expected.

Posted By: NoYellowEnvelope

... almost every time.    
   
 But making those kinds of experiences reality most of the time takes research. If you want to find real-life examples of all the gimmicks you listed, I'm sure that possible. I choose not to do that.    
   
 Also I think having a positive attitude helps. I go into every date with a provider knowing I'm going to have a great time.  It's funny how what we think has a lot to do with what we experience.    
   
 P.S. I knew a provider who was an executive and married, and did the escort gig part time for fun (with her hubby's ok). And oh man was she fun... a 10/10.  Too bad she returned full time to the business world.  

And I might suggest the ladies add a NEW gimmick to their ads: "Price inflated so as to weed out the grumpy old timer mongers!!!!"

Eastern European surname. Courtney - All american, Ová Looks like a Euro.

And who cares?  I await Mr. Dunphy's clarification. Not yours.
PS: Adorable?  I think not.  I've seen your pictures.

I forgot the multi-name, multi-price gimmick. Early on when I did not know any better, I saw a few high priced girls who were outed as also being FBSM girls for 200 bucks. I heard one of the Ter girls of the month was caught doing that.

LMAO!  I've never, ever been fleeced like that and I've played the game for decades. I guess if i was in your shoes I'd be angry too.
Perhaps you should just retire and turn in your penis?

Btw I don't believe I used the word "adorable" either.  

You are sounding increasingly desperate. And deluded. Oh, well, who cares.  You'll be gone again soon.  You always do that.

I am too lazy to look for the post, but he said something about having spent up to $2,000 hour before figuring out how dumb he was. No wonder he is "angry and bitter" about the way hookers have taken advantage of him.  

Which is exactly my point.  I spend in the $300-$500 range when I play. It didn't take me long to figure that out.  Seems like it cost him many years and dollars to figure that out.  No wonder he's bitter.

Maybe bend the rules for a two hour session. Dinner date? That's one thing I've never paid for. Do you cause men to lose their minds?

Posted By: Courtney.Ova

Well, maybe it is, but some people keep coming back for more. Guess what the mind-fuck is?  
   
 Shhhh.... Don't tell anyone I told you.  
   
 I don't take myself so fucking seriously, and I don't take you so seriously. Life is only what you make of it. Sure, there are ups and downs, but then there is that breaking point where you go "Oh. Fuck it - even if I were perfect and better than everybody at everything, would it really make life any more blissful?"  
   
 The answer is no. Do your best, and then sit down and stop taking yourself too seriously. One way to do that is to say "fuck my one hour rule. I'm going to do a 4 hour dinner date."  
   
 Why not?  
   

Posted By: Oldtimemonger

I have no problem with your rates but I normally only book for an hour. Maybe I'll have to go two hours if I'm in your area to get the proper Courtney Ova "mind fuck."

Isn't it what we make it?  And if we go in with a shitty attitude, that negativity reflects right back at us?  If I had that kind of attitude I wouldn't even think of seeing a provider.  Would be a waste of time, energy, and money.

Could that (lies and deception) be more apparent, when the poor provider has an appointment with someone, they would not even remotely consider being with (for any number of reasons) if it were not P4P?

exactly how would making it legal change the specific points "of the business" you refer to in your post

can see you are trying to flatter me, but truly that is not necessary.  You see, I am just trying to help bring out the gentleman in you.  You have no idea how vocal I can be especially when someone is being rude or disingenuous, even a provider.  Have made a very good professional reputation for standing up to bullies and being skillful enough to give them a dose of their own medicine.

every provider who has ever read an OTM post or has spent at least 5 minutes dealing with him?

It is indeed a farce -- not because those experiences are unreal (far from it), but because you are indeed playing a spoof off the format of the OP

Why do I get the feeling that you're trying to pull our ying-yangs here?  Or, as we say in our neck of the woods here in Jersey...dis guy here, he's jerking you off!

But I'd much prefer getting a jingle from this guy  
He's witty, sharp, and much cuter and that accent gets me every time lol

Fake pics. Old pics. Angled pics. While I’ve scheduled many bbws in my time, I like to know the type I’m getting. Some bbws are very attractive, while others are not. Stop angling your pics. I've been on these sites since the turn, and some ladies are still using the same pics.  

OldmanMonger getting defensive and making excuses. Hahahahaha  
 

Posted By: Oldtimemonger

 
   

Posted By: GaGambler

I am too lazy to look for the post, but he said something about having spent up to $2,000 hour before figuring out how dumb he was. No wonder he is "angry and bitter" about the way hookers have taken advantage of him.    
     
  Have you ever been dumb enough to pay two grand an hour for "time and companionship"??? lmao

   
 Not angry or bitter. I was new to the internet and got sucked in to the marketing and advertising. I could afford to piss away the money. I will admit that I felt foolish. That happened in the first year of my internet mongering. It won't happen again.  
   
 Actually it was a girl who had a two hour minimum. I left early.

Sure you could. "Your honor, this woman sitting here promised me a bbbj and made me put on a raincoat! Plus she didn't swallow like she advertised" I'm requesting she pay me back my $2000 for false advertising"  

Bravo to your post  now we can see clear the difference between men who DO love women and men who DO HATE women.

but yeah, in this one case you are absolutely correct.

you are becoming more civilized and somewhat (I said, somewhat) gentlemanly.  You are getting there Ga.  Thank you for the effort.  One day.........

so I suppose I need to put the GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! in caps from now on?

Yes, "angry and bitter" fits you to a tee.

I spend time on my appearance so when I walk in the door, he's not disappointed but pleasantly surprised.  

It is me who is laughing. You are the guy who has devoted his life to TER and its hookers. It really is just a hobby to me. There is no reason for me to be bitter or angry. I was new to the internet and did not know how fake some people are in the internet world. I'm glad you figured it out in a week. I guess I'm a little slow but I look back and laugh about it now

This post is hilarious. Loving the satire! And it begets reflection on "authenticity".  
 
I put authenticity in quotation marks because of course, this is a business, there is acting and storytelling involved, for various reasons (including obscuring true identity for safety). Intimate time together cannot truly be faked, unless one is faking orgasms, then that's another story haha. To be honest, I personally have a hard time acting. A lot of what I've written about myself is a mixture of fantasy and reality. However, my words are a reflection of most aspects of my personal reality.  
 
A gentleman recently told me he didn't like the acting-aspect of seeing providers in the industry. He complimented feeling connected to me because I feel more real than other women he has seen. It was a "breaking the 3rd wall" moment in our time together, which I appreciated. It made me feel I don't have to be a good actor in order to secure sessions, to be successful in this business. The heart of who I am, expressed in my language and energy (albeit some embellishments), is extremely valuable to my ideal clients.  
 
Do other providers have this experience, as well? Or something similiar? Where is the line between fantasy and reality for us? Haha I know hobbyists in the other thread mentioned a gentleman is a fool if he truly believes what a provider says. That's real! And what's behind that desire for connection and as authentic of an experience as possible?

Not until now that is. Yeah, that was a REALLY fucking dumb statement on his part.

Agreed! Eom.

on more than one count.  Try as you may, there is still a gentleman locked deep inside of that ornery demeanor.  Can not believe you are just that unhappy of a person.  So you can not fool me.

Way turn this positive. Really awesome. Thanks for your post.

Right on NoYellow. Just like there are women who lie to say they enjoy what they do, there are women (like me) who actually enjoy what they do. There are also women who have well paying jobs (like me) but find this job much more fun. There are negative and positive experiences to every scenario. It is clear to see which perspective you have taken on. We are what we think. Cheers to you.

urn the damn thermostat down to subzero just as the session is starting.  Once he gets off, all he wants to do is find his damn clothes....

It's obvious you're offended. I'm not his friend. Let'em go. I've often seen people hang themselves if ya giv'em some rope. One the other hand, he may have a bone to pick, small and narrow as it may be. This is supposed to be a place to learn a thing or two...

Thank you for putting a positive spin on a somewhat negative post  

This is the cutest thing I've read all day. The hottest dates are respectful!

That some of these dudes blame US (the people they PAY for a service) for when THEY are the ones that "fall in love" or get "taken for a ride", like... My dude that is your fault and yours alone. If you're dumb enough to let that happen to you then that is in no way the SW's fault. These girls are out here doing their jobs to make a living for themselves and their families, I don't understand why you take it so personally.

You're in favor of putting sex workers at even more harm than we already are... You realize that, right?  
Dudes would be suing us left and right under a system that already does absolutely nothing to protect us in the first place. You didn't like the BJ you got?! SUE! Didn't like the extra 5-10lbs that the photos didn't show?! SUE!
Men already abuse the system that hates us, how much further would you like to take that abuse, OTM?