So I'm about to engage in sexual intercourse and the provider says, "Lets wash our hands!".  So we both go over to her sink and lather up our hands and wash them together.  She says money is really dirty and I had just handled some by placing ia couple bennies on her nightstand.  I. of course, am willing to jump such a low hurdle to plug her.  But in hindsight it was a bit odd and a first time experience with joint hand washing, especially when we didn't do anything with our hands (ie fisting, fingering, prostate massage, knuckle sucking, etc).  I don't recall this issue posted here before, so your conjecture is as good as any.  Good luck and have a nice weekend.

BTW, the bj was bareback and I DATY withut a dental dam.  Go figure.

as they seem to be into hand washing with dead sea salts?  lol!!  seriously, I have had this happen, it it makes the gal comfortable, I've no problems... now if you start to rub dead sea salts on my Johnson.... well, that is a totally different issue.

i just reviewed one who insisted on hand sanitizer before touching her private parts.

used to hear that "money is dirty" song every so often from strippers, and they do kinda have a point.

just one more thing to be aware of that might happen, i guess.

but at least you got a BBJ

You are always knee-slapping hilarious.  Thanks.

I did not touch her privates much with my hands.  I did not even pick many boogers or ass itch very much prior to our meeting.  I chalk it up to female logic, personally.  No harm done, though.  We did unprotected oral and rims, so it did not spoil the encounter.  I guess this is one of those cases where it is the thought that counts.

The term: "filthy lucre" is more than just figurative.  I have seen several articles by experts on infection control complain that money is one of the most efficient means of germ spread.

I understook about five years ago to minimize contact with cash and instead use credit and debit cards to the maximum of my ability.

As a result, illnesses such as colds and flu, which I used to get frequently (as often as six times a year) are now down to maybe once a year, and the symptoms are milder also.  At the same time, I endeavored to reduce the number of times that I eat out and to avoid places that are not fastidious about cleanliness; and I think this has helped also.

For this reason, I always place the donation in an envelope to minmize contact and with some providers who know me well, I write checks, especially for longer sessions.

consistent with anal fixations, compulsive-obsessive disorder and paranoia.  I suggest that if you see her again, you bring an electric wand, and after you finish with the joint hand washing, explain to her that you're going to make her really clean now...

with where your hands roam, what's not to like? Don't take it personally.

and your hands are even dirtier than money.

I normally bring a washcloth over to the bed and wash their hands for them.... men are dirty but I love them.

xo Lisa

Money IS dirty
being handed from person to person
I would have kissed here and said THANKS!

"..wash your hands before touching, but I will suck all day no prob."

hmmm - interesting...  *wrinkles brow*

i am definitely a supporter of hand washing. i don't thing you guy realize how sensitive we can be to foreign (yes - YOUR fingers are foreign) objects being inserted into delicate areas.

im all for washing ands before the touchy feely begins. ;0)

Except for missing the pot, putting the seat back the way we found it and fondling money too much lol

I don't think thats such a bad idea. Some folks are just germaphobes and she was correct that cash is DIRRRRTY. A ton of folks handle almost every bill we come in contact with...germs germs germs. I donj't necessarliy think its a bad idea.

just my .02

I'm boiling my money.

It sometimes takes several responses before somebody gets it and states the obvious.  Thanks, you win.

Most guys do not realize that not only is money dirty, but the hands (especially the nails) are germ carriers. Why do you think doctors scrub so hard with warm water and soap and brush their nails before going into surgery?

In fact, a lot of women are adding to their profiles that they do not allow fingers on the inside.  Who wants a yeast infection that takes a week to clear up?

I'd much rather have someone DATY me than to insert the dirty finger into me.  And . . . who wants to suck on a dirty finger too?

Hugs,
ciara

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Sorry, but my health and welfare comes before anyone else's. IF you want to insert double digits, clean them!!!!!!!! lol

Considering the amount of "prep" time that goes into a date, taking a minute or two for this is sensible, if not just plain thoughtful.

And since my "MO" always includes a "getting to know you" mutual massage, especially with a new lady, I always pay particular attention to my digits.

Well that is a new one for me.I always wash and moisturise my hands but never really thought about the gentleman. I assume if they shower their hands are clean also..Trust Holey to bring that one up..

xoxoxox

and handwashing or using an alcohol gel product really helps keeps communicable disease down. I have started using the gel on plane trips after I get back from the plane toilet and I get far fewer colds and the like.
 I remember a guy telling me over 30 years ago that he washed his hands before taking a leak because "I know where my dick has been."
 I, too, believe that the salts from the dead sea may have special powers in this regard since I was told so by the beautiful young maiden from the Israeli army. I wish I had bought some.