If you saw an ad for the hottest woman who had ever made herself available anywhere, and the rate was everything you had for a session that would last all of your natural lifespan, would you book?

I'm not sure what you are trying to say, but if you are saying what I think you are saying, then the answer is no fucking way!

And even with the hottest woman on earth it probably won't last even close to forever.

The sessions no longer include sex so it's not working out too well

--PRAYING FOR THE END OF TIME--

"Everything I own" could be defined in such a way as to shelter certain things from inclusion - such as property, investment accounts, future retirement benefits, vehicles, home (and everything in it), and my checking account.

Well if you get married, you do go broke for pussy, only problem is , there is never any pussy!

And the other half is one geopolitical disaster away from a stock market crash; well, this could just be the best bang for the buck after all.

First of all, I'd have to have a subscription to People Magazine so I would know who the current #1 is. Then I'd have to make sure GaGambler, and RobbinYoung hadn't touched it first. haha, jk!!! No, actually I swore off marriage a long time ago. With the advent of computer sex, I can have an array of the most beautiful women in the world until the fat lady sings. What a way to go!

It's "tidal wave," a/k/a a tsunami.
But perhaps you have many titles like Duke, Prince, etc.  In which case Conan apologizes.

Don't knock that "trough of sensuality and drunken pleasure" until you have actually wallowed in it.

Some of us pigs love nothing better than to wallow, so please speak for yourself in the future and leave us wallowing pigs to speak for ourselves Oink Oink!!!

It's one thing to look forward to a brief late night session and wishing that when you get there that it could last forever, and another the next morning after having fucked your heart out and now craving only coffee and a frosty glass of fruit smoothie. Even people who complain about the drudgery of jobs they hate would rather spend their lives working than wallowing their days out in a trough of sensuality and drunken pleasure. And those who find meaning in their work wouldn't want to give that up, and there are dozens of other aspects of life besides work and sex that are quite enjoyable.

Jeez, keep up the intellectual standards on this board, or I'll fart! BTW Zeno the Priapic asked a similar question two millennia ago and it brought down the Greek empire, which is why their statues usually have no arms.

you and AJ....humina, humina, humina

…written lyrics from a link I've attached. I did not double check the diction before the post.

…because if it’s a trick question, as in, does it mean you book once with her and never book with her again or with  any other provider for the rest of your life? Is it one of excess, as in that it is all you do (ever), is spending the rest of your life having sex with this one woman?  Or does it mean you only book with this one provider every time on different days, weeks, months, for the rest of your life and never with any other provider?

...or anything that combats loneliness; be it sex, friendship, stimulating conversation, shared laughter, team sports, participating on these discussion boards, etc. (Just saying.)

What I saw was pretty simple. I go into the incall, drop an envelope containing a sign-off of everything I own in a material sense, and the session--sex, massage, cuddling, room service, toiletries supplied, everything necessary to continue--would continue for the rest of my life. All financed out of what I handed over as her fee. Not a complicated vision. But, as I mentioned above, this morning it didn't seem such an attractive idea.

And for me it's mostly been about understanding what the universe is while fully living in it. Which boils down to relationships with other people and getting a glimpse here and there of their reality.

..It sort of reminds of a book I read years ago where the author wrote about how he explored his self-denial, then his indulgences, and then decided that a balanced life was the way to go to achieve harmony and inner peace.