I was in a mall going up on an escalator. An attractive female in tight short skirt was just about 3-4 steps above me. I had to keep my eyes on her lower body. Suddenly, something fell out of her skirt onto the escalator step. It was a piece of toilette paper.
That's the whole story. If you can tell a better one, go ahead.
A woman was being examined by her gynecologist when the doctor pulled an S&H green stamp out of her. He told her it's the first time he's seen a gal offer them. Apparently, she had fetched a tissue from her purse which contained said stamps and the stamp was attached to the tissue and came off when she wiped herself.
This story was dismissed as an urban legend for years until the eminent Professor Jan Harold Brunvand of urban legend research fame actually tracked down the principals involved in the story who corroborated the entire account
I was frequenting a strip club many years ago when I had more discretionary income. The waitress took a liking to me, and one day when I was laying on the stage giving tips, she came and stuffed some money down my pants so the dancer had to dig for it.
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